OFFICAL ILX JOE BONAMASSA CELEBRATION THREAD

i ask you this in all seriousness: has anyone ever looked less cool playing a guitar

i ask you this in all seriousness: has anyone ever looked less cool playing a guitar

Yes

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TONE MACHINES

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Here, watch him violently shit all over ZZ Top's "Just Got Paid" for twelve minutes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSQwj3s8Y4s

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I had Joe autograph my JBLP gold top last year. When Joe hefted it up by the neck he quipped "That's about the weight of a nice sized walleye". (It weighs in at 9 lbs, 3 oz.) I guess you need to be a sport fisherman to appreciate that!

A true story from Joes` recent Bridlington gig.
My mates wife had an empty seat to her right. A dapper little gent in his sixties sat down next to her and was talking on his mobile(cell-phone to our friends across the pond).
"Yes I`m at Brid Spa, some guy called Joe Bonamassa, don`t know anything about him."
We thought he won`t be here for long. After the second song he was jumping about shouting "Joe, Joe, Joe."
To cut a long story short this old chap was now hooked and said," This guy`s better than Clapton and Well

I talked to Joe after a show here in Atlanta several years ago and asked if he would like to spend the following day riding motorcycles with me and some buddy’s here in the Georgia country side. I am a dealer and could have hooked him up for a nice afternoon of riding. His response to me was “No Way” I am not coordinated at all and can hardly drive a car.
I find that pretty funny considering he sounds like 2 guys playing guitar and singing all at the same time.

Joe Bonamassa announces Blues Explosion tribute shows

"Solos are basically 16-to-24-bar marathons. If you run a marathon, you can’t start sprinting, but at the start people need a little fireworks to grab their attention. Then you have to back off and say something with a melody before you start barnstorming." — Joe Bonamassa

I really have to hand it to someone who is the only person in the world who thought the Blueshammer sequence was completely serious.

I made it two minutes into "Just Got Paid," that's all I could do.

He's a Tim Heidecker character, right?

No wait, André Rieu gone electric.

This wiki bit is comedy gold:

Bonamassa went to Nashville and collaborated with three songwriters there: Jonathan Cain, who has written for Journey; James House, known for his work with Diamond Rio...; and Jerry Flowers, who has written for Keith Urban. Bonamassa explained to the writers that he wasn't interested in creating three-minute radio hits, but just wanted to write some serious blues rock.

He's a Tim Heidecker character, right?

nailed it

how the fuck does that 'just got paid' video have nearly eight million views

here's a pacy seven-minute tear through 'taxman' at the cavern club, featuring a decloaked death from bill and ted's bogus journey on bass guitar

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgaM43KCqT4

Death played a stand-up if I recall correctly

death was inspired to go electric by the sheer power of bonamassa's tone iirc

I believe that

Thank god. I knew the thread for discussion of guitarists i have only heard of because i read guitar magazines in the late 90s couldn't contain this guy.

Oh, and as far as mainstream music magazines go, well, they've pretty much ignored Bonamassa. In a 2011 American Blues Scene interview, when asked why he wasn’t featured on the Rolling Stone Top 100 Guitar Players of All-Time list, Joe replied, "Have you seen who’s on the cover this week? (It was Snooki.) Rolling Stone has about as much credibility as The National Enquirer."

At this point, it surprises almost nobody that when Joe plays guitar, it’s a “masterclass from a force of nature” as the Lancashire Telegraph said.

Bonamassa was performing at the Brady Theater in Tulsa, Oklahoma, on December 9, when he saw a bouncer harassing an audience member. The blues guitarist took his rare 1951 Fender No-caster in hand and gave the guard a whack.

Afterward, he shared a photo of the incident on his Instagram, along with the following note:

“And to the bouncer who harassed one of our fans up front... That is why you can now tell your family and friends what a 51 Fender No-caster to the head feels like. Don’t ever put hands on my fans again. Consider that a love tap reminder.”

Bouncer otm

oh so standard tuning then. Thank god for that gear rundown!

Listening to Bonamassa for the first time
It's like I got new ears

Are they still doing the Roadhouse reboot? He totally has to be the Jeff Healey character

WTF

Before he reached 18 years old, Bonamassa was playing in a band called Bloodline with the sons of Miles Davis, Robby Krieger, and Berry Oakley.

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I strongly dislike this person's clenched anus blues rock

just a regular joe and his axe

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Joe Bonamassa is known for his collection of incredibly rare sunburst Gibson Les Paul Standards. But his own signature Gibson Les Paul is a goldtop, created for him by the company in 2008.

Bonamassa recently traded in the prototype of the model at Norman’s Rare Guitars. In the video below, he talks about the guitar and how he felt when the prototype was delivered to him.

“When you’re a kid and you see a Gibson Les Paul, and then something that you’ve idolized over the years shows up at your door and it says [your name] on the truss-rod cover—it was a very special day,” he recalls.

Bonamassa immediately put the guitar to work on the recording of his 2009 album, The Ballad of John Henry, which hit Number One on the Billboard Top Blues chart.

The guitar features Gibson Burstbucker pickups and a black back. “I was trying to make like an early ’57,” he explains. It also has mismatched volume and tone knobs. Bonamassa explains that the different feel of the knobs allows him to know which one he’s grabbing without having to look, which is vital when he’s performing and singing.

Bonamassa explains that Gibson was nervous about the guitar, not knowing if his name had enough clout to carry a signature guitar. “This represented a risk on their part, and it represented a journey for me,” he says.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQWcD5YO8Cw

His favorite guitar is a ’59 Les Paul Sunburst, a “Holy Grail” that he actually takes on the road with him.

“I tour nine months a year,” Bonamassa told Gibson.com, in a 2011 interview. “What am I going to do, come home and noodle with it on the couch? Go, ‘Wow look at this, I’ve got a ’59 Les Paul that never gets used, maybe on a recording here and there.’ I’d rather get a nice case for it--which I did--hire an ex-secret service agent as my security guard--which I did (laughs)--and take it on the road.” In an interview with AmericanBluesScene.com, Bonamassa praised the ‘59’ Les Paul’s extraordinary tone. “I have over 300 guitars, but out of all of them, that one is definitely my favorite.”

Those trademark shades he wears vary with the seasons.

“I have four sets of them,” Bonamassa once told GuitarMessenger.com. “I have the 'hot summer show' ones–called Silhouettes, because they wrap around your ears. That prevents them from sliding off. Then, when you get into the wintertime and the theater’s not that hot, I wear a set of Pradas. I also have a set of Ray Bans and a set of Revos. I’m sure I’ve bought enough sunglasses to put somebody’s kid through college.”

The place you’re most likely to find him, when he’s not on tour, is The Home Depot.

“I’m deep into home improvements,” Bonamassa told a fan forum, in 2006. “I love The Home Depot. I'm good at walking in and picking things out, buying the supplies for the deck or whatever other project is on the list. But I leave the work to the pros. I’m just good at the buying part.”

people really only know joe as a guitarist, they don't realise just how complete a musician he is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXm79DTIw9w

FUCK YEAH

I can't pick which of these quotes is better

I appreciate anyone whose life appears to be a fake documentary.

joe bonamassa: the normcore nigel tufnel

"This one doesn't go anywhere."

"This is Steve he's my guitar's security guard"
"You mean your security guard?"
"Nope. Just the guitar."
"..."
"He also keeps an eye on my sunglasses, but I don't pay him for that."

"Oh my god Joe's been kidnapped! Steve you were right there why didn't you do anything!"
"Hey, I work for the guitar not the player!"

if the ads i see on the sides of local buses are to be believed, his performance here will be the 'guitar event of the year'

shot this at a stop sign the other day

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TACO VS BONAMASSA

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Just heard a Bonnamassa radio commercial

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Bonamassa wept, for there were no more blues left to conquer

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you can rent joe bonamassa for 14 days?

"Watch My Movie Please Blues"

i've seen this guy while flipping channels past pbs like 3 times now, it's the only place i've ever heard of him. "who dis?" curiosity satisfied. thanks ilm and i reclaim my time.

Joe was damaged when I got him in the mail

he's just a guitar man who puts his Les Paul on one leg at a time

Nobody is answering the phone this is unacceptable I paid for expedited shipping

Guitar Man tells the incredible rise of legendary bluesman Joe Bonamassa, whose hard work and determination have made him the top-selling Blues artist of all time.

Probably, but I'm guessing might also have something to do with him having released so many damn albums and people really seem to love that Black Country Communion band he's in and I'm sure that's rolled into padding those stats.

who would be the best selling blues artist of all time (let's not count people like Clapton)

maybe BB King?
SRV?

Robert Cray had that one huge album

dan aykroyd and john belushi gotta be up there

Quick googling says SRV has sold over 15 million records, Blues Brothers sitting at about 8 million.

Is SRV 'people like Clapton' though? People like Hendrix I suppose.

I guess my argument is that he was still perceived largely as a blues artist, where Clapton had Cream, Layla, Hendrix is too broad and creative to be a strictly blues artist.

It's probably like "most Billboard Blues chart #1 albums" or something like that. No chance he's outsold SRV, probably hasn't even outsold Kenny Wayne Shepherd.

He's sold more dog blankets than the two of them combined.

pbs subs want moar moar *clap mittens*

*gently shakes last year's pledge tote in subdued appreciation*

Speaking of PBS pledge-time ubiquity, Andrea Bocelli is classical music’s Joe B.

the incredible rise of legendary guitarist Joe Bonamassa, whose hard work and determination have made him one of today’s top-selling Blues artists.
… Guitar Man tells the incredible rise of legendary bluesman Joe Bonamassa, whose hard work and determination have made him the top-selling Blues artist of all time.

pbs is where I first encountered this dipshit, he was playing soulful acoustic shit in Denmark or something it was so bad, even worse than the blueshammer shit if you can believe it, like John Martyn taking a shit.

just want to be able to post “blackberry smoke” once

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EpDkh5JYd8

PBS is showing a new special featuring JoBo backed by the LA Philharmonic at the Hollywood Bowl.

This is how Tár should have ended.

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