snooker world championship final

funnily enough, Terry Griffiths was a boring slow player, but I did like him.

also, i don't see how potting stupidly ridiculous shots take more inspiration than a brilliant safety shot

Ken OTM

peter ebdon is about 10x more boring to watch than john higgins

yes but he is on the edge of complete nervous breakdown every time he misses a pot do you not see

and there's something to be said for his almost hypnotically self-denying style, especially in the context of the barely-suppressed wailing hair-tearing beast within...he is a man on the edge

WHOA

I got no problem with brilliant safety shots, amazing snookers etc...this is all part of the "inspiration" I referred to. I love 'em. What I was complaining about were functional potters who resort to good, often very good, "classic safety", when others might go for something inspirational or at least original.

If only you could take Ken Doherty's personality and Stephen Hendry's game and fuse them into one...I do like Hendry, because he's great and plays the game in a superb manner, but he makes peak-era Davis look like Quinton Hann

and miss and lose
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But the game is cruel upon the mentally mercurial. Take Matthew Stevens. Now a wreck, now on the scrapheap. Once within touching distance of greatness. Bright talent, burnt out. At least he list to Mark Williams, who is/was a truly brilliant player and a fine personality.

*lost

Not always, Kerr! Not always!

i never rated mark williams. he can pot long balls and that seems to be the extent of his game

in other news
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/other_sports/snooker/7661707.stm

this is my favourite live feed so far. you just get to listen to 'drag racer' in a continuous loop

omg Graeme Dott's voice

stop hating on scottishes

what is there to hate about his bonny lilt? even though it can probably only be heard properly by dogs

btw

fuck off john higgins

resilience

resilience can fuck itself

When Higgins wins a match 13-7, 13-5, by completely outplaying his opponent, rather than hanging in with his utterly, unspeakably efficient, charismaless game, maybe then I might root for him, but this is sheer unrelenting cuntery of the highest order and bad for the game

(n.b. I am drunk but still, argh)

maybe he should mouth "never in doubt" at the camera after every final frame clincher.

andrei_higgins.jpg

why bother watching any game if you just want to watch predictable 13-5 drubbings?

I don't! I just don't want a game to be inevitably and heartbreakingly gritted out by a player I dislike...this sort of result was equally predictable, and more infuriating

I mean, if he's gonna go 2 down with 3 to play or 1 down with 2 to play, I wanna see some opponents NOT bending over and taking his "resilience" right where it hurts, and getting over the line themselves...if he gets to the winning line first then fair enough

but clearly this isn't the case because he hasn't won every single tournament there is to win..

Hey you guys, am I the only one who remembers this?

I have no recollection of that whatsoever.

In today's news, Higgins races into an excitingly racy early charismatic lead thanks to playing mostly shite and resiliently asking for new balls.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/other_sports/snooker/8027621.stm

Mark Allen played *so badly* in that opening session. All Higgins had to do was wait for an opportunity; there was one in every frame. Even when Allen seemed in the balls, you knew he'd find a way to screw up. The two frames he won, he only did so because Higgins returned the compliment.

If there's any justice in the world, Neil Robertson will murk his way to the title

Instead, we'll have a Murphy-Higgins final, and I'll be sorely tempted to not watch it.

This match is more like it.

A pal of mine applied for a ticket on a whim about two weeks ago, was somehow successful, and is right now sitting in the front row two along from Robertson. It makes for disconcerting viewing to see him in every other low-level shot.

text him

nah dial his number during an important shot

Nice idea. I would get him to flick us the v's, but he's also the one person in Britain who doesn't have a mobile

Red button interactive TV my arse

tell him to keep making the buzzing noise

The balls just made a perfect S shape!

ffs

I can't imagine getting so worked up about snooker LJ!

dude, the final that is looming is looming between the two players in the entire tournament i like the least

haha I haven't been following the scores today but I guessed 12-4 from that 'ffs' - so near!

At least it's not heading for one of those 16-16 nail-biting last frame Higgins wins you so detest (cue (sorry) Higgins collapse).

This is like me and my mate playing :-/

except less skilled

actually that ffs was for robertson throwing a frame away when it was actually in both of his hands

The tourney could use at least one of the nu guys reaching the final. Murphy bores the tits off himself never mind anyone else.

So tempted to open this in a sneaky window at work but I'd likely get caught.

Murphy plays fairly charismatic snooker, but he truly is a manhole of likeability. Needs a Robertson win.

Why thnk you ken.
what happened to murphy wife coming in while he's playing and handing him divorce papers?

Wee Graeme Dott for the win of least interesting player IMO.

But he has the voice of an angel (whose balls are being squeezed)

omg neil robertson just did the arshavin pose on his way out of the arena

qeu (get it) PS