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that's an ethos and a code, but it's a shitty one, and there are ways to play football that aren't necessarily based on it.

not once you get past middle school. if you didn't have the genes and couldn't keep up an insane diet/workout schedule, the way to compensate was by being extra tough and nasty

frogbs, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 20:12 (seven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

the young people don't love capitalism?!? why could that possibly be?!?

http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/18618138/nflpa-steer-free-agents-signing-chicago-bears-senate-bill-passed

NFL Players Association executive director DeMaurice Smith says he will tell potential free agents not to sign with the Chicago Bears should new Illinois Senate Bill 12 SA #2 pass.

The bill would adjust the Workers' Compensation Act as it applies to professional athletes, who potentially are entitled to a wage differential award. The new bill would look to eliminate those athletes from being eligible for wage differential awards after age 35.

The law currently allows players to get paid for the term of their natural life, which is set at 67 years old. Those wanting change contend pro athletes seldom play beyond age 35, so paying them until 67 because of injury is unfair and expensive.

El Tomboto, Sunday, 5 February 2017 02:42 (seven years ago) link

The main read I'm seeing on the result of the big game is that it was a metaphor for the triumph of Nazism.

softie (silby), Monday, 6 February 2017 05:58 (seven years ago) link

one month passes...

http://deadspin.com/lawsuit-nfl-teams-repeatedly-broke-federal-drug-laws-1793146570

I mean, it's a slapped-together rundown of some stuff from the full court document, and not really anything we didn't already know, but I wonder how much of the DEA / NFL relationship is responsible for the league being such a bunch of hardliners about marijuana, does that get them karma points to make up for handling Schedule 2 substances like breath mints?

El Tomboto, Friday, 10 March 2017 15:37 (seven years ago) link

http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/18895640/former-te-jordan-cameron-lot-guys-really-love-game

The scouting season for free agency and the draft is a time when players are asked a common question: Do you love football?

Former Cleveland Browns and Miami Dolphins tight end Jordan Cameron, who recently announced that he will retire after he incurred four concussions in six seasons, called that "a great question."

"I don't think a lot of these guys love football, to be honest," Cameron told ESPN. "A lot of them don't. You play for other reasons, and every guy has their own reason. They know why, and as long as your why is really important, you keep playing without really loving football.

"Because really, who loves to get hit in 10-degree weather by a 280-pound person? Really, no one likes that. 'Do you love football?' I couldn't stand when people asked me that."

...

But though he loved his teammates, he can't look back and say he loved the game.

"Do you really love football?" he said. "A lot of guys don't really love it. There's a few guys that love it. Ray Lewis loves football. Peyton Manning. They love it. But a lot of guys don't really love this game, and there are players that will read this who will understand exactly what I'm talking about."

nomar, Monday, 13 March 2017 16:21 (seven years ago) link

Yeah but these YOUNG PLAYERS man they LOVE IT that guy HE'S OLD not like these YOUNG GUYS plus he played for the browns and the dolphins I'D HATE IT TOO if I went there

El Tomboto, Monday, 13 March 2017 16:32 (seven years ago) link

looking forward to the hot takes

Jordan Cameron claimed that a lot of current NFL players "don't love the game." Oh really?

His words. Not theirs.

Hearsay isn't allowed in a court of law, so why should we allow it in the court of public opinion? Why allow one player to make claims that are unverifiable? Especially one who was, at best, the tenth ranked player at his position. Who, during his "best" season, played for the worst franchise in the NFL? Who moved on to a perennially underachieving team, one that hasn't been relevant since the peak years of Dan Marino?

What if he'd won a championship with the Patriots? Made it to the Super Bowl with the Cardinals? Made the championship game with the Packers? Heck, made the playoffs with the Chargers?

Perhaps if Jordan Cameron had played for another team, he'd be singing a different song. But right now, he's just singing like a canary.

Like any informant, his word comes from a bitter place. As believable as Sammy Gravano. And just as innocent.

What, you think he didn't give out a few concussions of his own?

Think again.

nomar, Monday, 13 March 2017 16:46 (seven years ago) link

plaschke?

mookieproof, Monday, 13 March 2017 16:50 (seven years ago) link

oh good my mimic skills are intact ;)

nomar, Monday, 13 March 2017 16:53 (seven years ago) link

haha

mookieproof, Monday, 13 March 2017 16:56 (seven years ago) link

Ah yes, THAT guy.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 13 March 2017 17:04 (seven years ago) link

I fucking hate this sport so much

El Tomboto, Monday, 13 March 2017 17:05 (seven years ago) link

I didn't even bother to link the latest on Deadspin about the Redskins firing their GM for "drinking" when it's obvious the rest of their organization's upper echelon is a minimum of two sheets on any given Monday

El Tomboto, Monday, 13 March 2017 17:08 (seven years ago) link

I apologize to all other organizations for using that noun to describe the thing that Dan Snyder owns

El Tomboto, Monday, 13 March 2017 17:08 (seven years ago) link

http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/18955466/san-francisco-49ers-legend-dwight-clark-diagnosed-als

Clark said he doesn't know if playing football caused the disease but he suspects that is the case. ALS has in recent years been linked to chronic traumatic encephalopathy, or CTE, the degenerative brain disease that studies have linked to athletes and others with a history of repetitive brain trauma, including concussions.

"I've been asked if playing football caused this," Clark wrote. "I don't know for sure. But I certainly suspect it did. And I encourage the NFLPA and the NFL to continue working together in their efforts to make the game of football safer, especially as it relates to head trauma."

nomar, Monday, 20 March 2017 04:49 (seven years ago) link

oh and now Gale Sayers has announced he's battling dementia, and so on ad infinitum

nomar, Monday, 20 March 2017 21:19 (seven years ago) link

one month passes...

http://www.sbnation.com/a/future-of-football

Jeff, Wednesday, 3 May 2017 15:51 (seven years ago) link

good read, thanks. none of that is going to happen, though.

your cognitive privilege (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 3 May 2017 20:03 (seven years ago) link

idk if we're in a talent drought in 5 years b/c nobody wants their kids to play high school football, the NFL might try all sorts of goofy shit

either way if you feel guilty for watching football too much may I suggest making basketbal your main sport. the playoffs are on right now and they're really dope

frogbs, Wednesday, 3 May 2017 20:37 (seven years ago) link

it seems like the NHL playoffs are pretty exciting too, but punctuated by some dude trying to murder sid crosby and concussing the shit out of him =|

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 3 May 2017 20:41 (seven years ago) link

High school football is about as popular right now as it has ever been among non-school-aged adults. The breathless local media attention it gets is a big pull for impressionable teenagers, who all dream of fame and greatness.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Thursday, 4 May 2017 01:38 (seven years ago) link

so you're saying certain portions of oregon are into high school football? i'm gonna have to check that with frederik

mookieproof, Thursday, 4 May 2017 01:44 (seven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

https://www.theplayerstribune.com/jermichael-finley-packers-injury-retirement/

sadly parts of this are all-too-familiar

Then one day, I went out to my truck to go for a drive, and I had to go back inside because I forgot my keys. That started happening a lot. It got to the point where sometimes I’d have to go back inside two or three times because I had forgotten my keys, then my phone, then my wallet. Some days, when I’d go to pick my kids up from school, I’d get halfway to their school and have to turn around because I forgot to put the car seat in the car, even after Courtney had reminded me.

One night, we went out to dinner, and after I paid the bill and walked out of the restaurant, Courtney came up behind me with my wallet in her hand, waving it at me. I guess I had left it on the table.

“This is the third time I’ve had to pick up after you today,” she said. “What’s going on?”

frogbs, Tuesday, 30 May 2017 15:33 (six years ago) link

Tough read

Jeff, Tuesday, 30 May 2017 16:21 (six years ago) link

Also unfortunate that to stimulate his brain he had to get into coaching... football... to kids, including his own. Have a lot of sympathy for the guy, but by introducing kids to football as it is today, this will only continue.

Jeff, Tuesday, 30 May 2017 16:45 (six years ago) link

It's more than likely football will continue in *some* form.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 30 May 2017 16:48 (six years ago) link

Yeah, especially since boxing still exists, albeit far from its mainstream glory days.

Do the Leee Roll! (Leee), Tuesday, 30 May 2017 17:53 (six years ago) link

Not only does boxing still exist, MMA/UFC has been more-or-less mainstreamed and it's 10x as brutal.

Old Lynch's Sex Paragraph (Phil D.), Tuesday, 30 May 2017 18:05 (six years ago) link

I wonder if America could ever get on board with flag football as a spectator sport. obviously certain types of guys would no longer have careers but the NFL is becoming more of a passing league every year anyway and you'd still be able to preserve most of the fun of that part of the game (ie. Beckham catches, Aaron Rodgers bombs).

evol j, Tuesday, 30 May 2017 18:08 (six years ago) link

Insensitivity to *other people* being brutalized is a known human trait.

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 30 May 2017 18:24 (six years ago) link

Also unfortunate that to stimulate his brain he had to get into coaching... football... to kids, including his own. Have a lot of sympathy for the guy, but by introducing kids to football as it is today, this will only continue.

yeah this was kinda my thought too. ultimately this always seems to be the case doesn't it? love for football trumps everything.

also I was wondering - does this sort of therapy produce long-term results or does it just delay the inevitable? would be great if they could actually get to stopping the progression or reversing the damage but I'm a little skeptical if that's possible.

frogbs, Tuesday, 30 May 2017 18:41 (six years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Man, these comments from Warren Sapp will stick with you https://t.co/LjAgNxGius pic.twitter.com/fHMfM25sJY

— Lachlan Markay (@lachlan) June 21, 2017

down that brown path (Spottie), Wednesday, 21 June 2017 16:59 (six years ago) link

fuckin sad

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Wednesday, 21 June 2017 18:51 (six years ago) link

click through and watch the video, though, because Warren Sapp is still wonderful

El Tomboto, Friday, 23 June 2017 03:12 (six years ago) link

two weeks pass...

https://www.sbnation.com/a/17776-football

Old Neon, Friday, 7 July 2017 03:32 (six years ago) link

yeah, i loved that

Tim Tebow CFL Chronicles was better imho

Sophomore jinx

El Tomboto, Friday, 7 July 2017 04:16 (six years ago) link

Tom Cotton is the next President.

Jeff, Friday, 7 July 2017 09:41 (six years ago) link

big fan of jon bois, glad we have at least one avant garde sportswriter out there

ciderpress, Friday, 7 July 2017 13:34 (six years ago) link

yeah this is bar none the strangest football article I've ever read

frogbs, Friday, 7 July 2017 13:40 (six years ago) link

TTCFLC is more traditional, linear, first person storytelling; this new one feels like interactive fiction on rails to me, if that makes any sense

https://www.sbnation.com/2014/8/18/5998715/the-tim-tebow-cfl-chronicles

El Tomboto, Friday, 7 July 2017 15:40 (six years ago) link

two weeks pass...

https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2017/07/25/sports/football/nfl-cte.html

"A neuropathologist has examined the brains of 111 N.F.L. players — and 110 were found to have C.T.E., the degenerative disease linked to repeated blows to the head."

Old Lynch's Sex Paragraph (Phil D.), Tuesday, 25 July 2017 15:29 (six years ago) link

So the other guy was a kicker I assume?

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 25 July 2017 15:31 (six years ago) link

^ post of the day

ein Sexmonster (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 25 July 2017 15:31 (six years ago) link

maybe one of Brett Favre's backups

frogbs, Tuesday, 25 July 2017 15:32 (six years ago) link

Presumably, yeah. The 100 include one punter and one placekicker. 44 linemen, 7 QBs.

Old Lynch's Sex Paragraph (Phil D.), Tuesday, 25 July 2017 15:33 (six years ago) link

*110

Old Lynch's Sex Paragraph (Phil D.), Tuesday, 25 July 2017 15:33 (six years ago) link


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