the bbc sherlock series by the dr who 'bloke' and starring tim from the office

this thing?
http://www.businessinsider.com/man-attempts-to-illegally-enter-us-by-disguising-himself-as-a-car-seat-2016-7

it was this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3nHxBux1JAg

which i think is an advert based on something that the same guy did a few years earlier - taking an 'empty' car through a drive-thru, for the lolz.

I saw one in a museum in Berlin, about the ways people got through the iron curtain - they had the car with the fake seat, and a mannequin inside.

tbqh, that seemed like one of those "it's in the Conan Doyle original", like the question is not so much "how did he die" rather than "why would he do that?" (I know, I know, there weren't cars back in the 1890s and so on)

A bit like that old one about the hanging guy with only a pool of water underneath him..

Also..

I know we are in the future now and all that, but a tracking device inserted into a USB stick?

Shrines to M.Thatcher. Who does that? nobody, that's who.

right?

Oh, it wouldn't surprise me if some rabid Tory arseholes did.

Though they'd be voting UKIP these days.

I'd normally roll my eyes at nitpicking about credibility but everything about this was just egregiously terrible and insulting. The Thatcher shrine was the single most believable element.

I don't imagine that Mary will return - it would be pleasant from the point of view that I quite like the actress and he writes well for her on a scene-to-scene basis. It would also be quite surprising because the actress has recently separated from Martin Freeman.

But mostly there is noting in Moffatt's history of Heroic Men and the Women who Facilitate Them that suggests this would be a feint.

I didn't realise they'd split up. Would've been better to kill him and keep her then, really. Could still be Sherlock & Watson, just a more interesting Watson. Plus it'd be easier from a scheduling perspective.

He doesn't seem to have much coming up, but otherwise I approve of your plan.

was there ever a reason given for why watson's house had been repainted?

I'm not really a devotee of this show and was only half-watching as I walked in and out of the room doing other things but even if I was a rabid fanboy I don't think this question would ever occur to me.

presumably we find out in the extras on the dulux edition

I like how they compressed the actual mystery-solving into a dismissive handful of incoherent text message montages. It was a hearty fuck you to everyone who enjoys the idea of Sherlock Holmes actually solving mysteries instead of spending the entire episode on the tragic family life of John the Bus Stop Pickup Artist and his wife Mary, Ex-Superspy with her Signature... Dice and USB Thumb Drive. Just the dumbest possible bullshit they could come up with to hang a bunch of unearned pathos on. The same thing that makes recent Doctor Who unwatchable.

Just the dumbest possible bullshit they could come up with to hang a bunch of unearned pathos on.

The average viewer takes little or no pleasure in intellectual pursuits, but far prefers the luxurious sensation of wallowing in unearned pathos. Pleasing that average viewer is what makes for the biggest audience and greatest commercial success. /captainobvious

people love to repaint their homes, especially when they're having a kid

I'd normally roll my eyes at nitpicking about credibility but everything about this was just egregiously terrible and insulting. The Thatcher shrine was the single most believable element.

The Scottish accent of the woman on the bus was pretty unbelievable.

Was that a Scottish accent? I thought she had some kind of a speech impediment.

I thought the repainting was because Rosamund had thrown up all over the walls? They did compare her to the girl in Excorcist in that bedroom scene.

was there ever a reason given for why watson's house had been repainted?

I'm not really a devotee of this show and was only half-watching as I walked in and out of the room doing other things but even if I was a rabid fanboy I don't think this question would ever occur to me.

it's something sherlock notices in floating text that goes nowhere.

Wow, this was senseless. At least it was a Gatiss episode.

Was Molly sitting for John at the end when Sherlock visited (i.e. was that John's place and not Molly's place)?

I think so, she is the kid's godmother after all.

wow, how bad this latest episode was !
absolutely rubbish.
As noted upthread, the fighting was stupid. The tracking over north Africa was useless (reminded me of indiana jones with the travels over maps). the mary story/traitor meh. The final shooting/sacrifice thing...
I had noticed how badly written the show was but that's a low... or maybe the long time between each episode makes me forget how bad most of them are !
At this point, the only things I still enjoy in the show are the tiny comedy bits.

or maybe I'm just too old for this and they target kids/teenagers. which is quite likely !

Yeah, I turned to my missus and said "They could just burn large piles of cash in front of the screen instead".

https://twitter.com/caslxcked/status/815701993545080832

I think Gatiss/Moffat seem to have have forgot that the main draw for the show (and most Sherlock Holmes stories in general) is clever mysteries and watching how Sherlock solves them, not the meta wankery of the previous episode or the pointless soap opera tear-jerking of this one. They're just not very good writing at writing genuine human drama, and they definitely shouldn't do it in a show that doesn't need it.

Mary's dying scene, where she had the time to say all those corny things and then died right after finishing her last sentence was already cringeworthy enough, but then they had to more to it in the form of the video will, and create more pointless melodrama by having John blame Sherlock for her death. I actually liked the drama in Sherlock's fake death and return, but that was more low-key, and before that they'd managed to make the Sherlock/John relationship tangible in a way the Mary/John relationship never was.

Also, this must be third time since season 2 that Sherlock learns the lesson that he shouldn't be so arrogant and cocksure? It's getting a bit tired, please come up with some new morals.

Also..

I know we are in the future now and all that, but a tracking device inserted into a USB stick?

I don't mind moments of unreality in Sherlock Holmes plots, whether they be snakes that climb ropes or tight belts that prevent internal hemorrhage. My test for acceptability is whether I can tell it's invented while I'm reading or watching it. I didn't know trackers weren't quite that small yet, so it was acceptable to me. Maybe it fails for others.

Perhaps the creators were thinking of RFID tags, but those require local trackers.

Thanks Tuomas.

I've been trying to rank the Gatiss episodes. This one is as bad as "The Hound of the Baskervilles" as far as narrative coherence, but not offensive in the way that "The Blind Banker" is. I can't remember what kind of naff "The Empty Hearse" is.

I think Gatiss/Moffat seem to have have forgot that the main draw for the show (and most Sherlock Holmes stories in general) is clever mysteries and watching how Sherlock solves them, not the meta wankery of the previous episode or the pointless soap opera tear-jerking of this one.

alternatively, fans of meta-wankery and pointless soap opera tear-jerking are their target audience. plus, you know, dweebs who moan about shit on the internet even tho they keep watching it.

it's 2017, it's not hard to understand that overblown emo/nerd shit draws in the viewers

I don't think "The Blind Banker" was by Gatiss, it was by the third dude who writes Sherlock, can't recall his name... Toby something?

"The Empty Hearse" was where Sherlock came back after his faked death. It wasn't half bad, the mystery was a bit daft, but IMO the Sherlock/John interactions were nicely done. I guess Sherlock/John just work better as a couple than John and Mary, even his grief for Sherlock seemed more genuine and heartfelt than for Mary here.

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Doh, you're right, Gatiss did "The Great Game", which wasn't terrible.

I actually liked the drama in Sherlock's fake death and return

this is the emotional climax of the doyle corpus is why

I think "The Blind Banker" still remains the worst episode in the series (though this new one comes close), because besides the daft mystery you get stupid Orientalism too.

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Yeah, but Doyle did it way differently, you don't really get to see Watson griefing, or getting angry at Sherlock for not telling him. And I think those worked really well in the TV version, I guess largely because Bilbo and Cucumber have such good chemistry.

i checked back and yr right, i had remembered there being more. specifically what i remembered was the line "a thousand apologies, my dear watson-- i had no idea you would be so affected" which i guess i'd extrapolated into a more complex scene in my head because it is such a good line (holmes' weird only half-ingenuous emotionlessness, since even if he didn't know watson would faint he wouldn't have gone to the trouble of disguise if he didn't want to have an effect; the tenderness between them in spite of holmes' essential narcissism; the meta ghost of doyle himself, speaking to his readers) and may be all the depth you need from a sherlock holmes story. i haven't seen this show lately but i hope they used that line. yet i am also pretty grumpy about this show so i also hope they didn't.

(when i imagine doyle himself saying the line, of course he is also being disingenuous)

https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2017/jan/04/to-an-undiscerning-critic-from-mark-gatiss

well thats the worst thing ive ever fucking read

Lol @ watching any sherlock holmes based tv show that doesn't star Jeremy Brett tbh

Brett is the greatest Holmes, obviously, but that series does such straightforward adaptations that it gets a bit boring if you've read the stories and know the solutions to the mysteries already.

Brett was fantastic (which made the last episodes of his series quite sad, once he was very sick).
That said, I don't have any (major) issues with this holmes (and watson).
it's just that the stories and mysteries are very badly written/adapted, most of the times.

thats not.... major?

oh I meant no major issues with the current actors.

Not even with Martin Freeman's hair?

eheh. yup !
that said, it feels like he doesn't really care anymore. just phoning it in (especially the Mary's death scene).

This is like a David Bowie video.

it's 2017, it's not hard to understand that overblown emo/nerd shit draws in the viewers

https://twitter.com/search?f=users&vertical=default&q=cumberbatch&src=tyah