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Cory Booker
@CoryBooker

Hate is a prison
And you won't jail me
I'm gunna love you
And
Set us both free.

salthigh, Friday, 30 December 2016 06:36 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/joshtpm/status/815054471634026496

lol
this has been up for 4+ hours now and he's trying to play it off as intentional???????????

oiocha, Saturday, 31 December 2016 09:01 (seven years ago) link

Yes, this is magnificent.

Bubba H.O.T.A.P.E (ShariVari), Saturday, 31 December 2016 09:03 (seven years ago) link

Lmao.

Le Bateau Ivre, Saturday, 31 December 2016 10:59 (seven years ago) link

a happy ending after all

difficult listening hour, Saturday, 31 December 2016 11:03 (seven years ago) link

hahahaha

k3vin k., Saturday, 31 December 2016 14:29 (seven years ago) link

basically nobody with a job should be on social media is what I learned

― a Warren Beatty film about Earth (El Tomboto)

what i learned is that spending lots of time on social media is a great pathway to not having a job

The beaver is not the bad guy (El Tomboto), Saturday, 31 December 2016 14:33 (seven years ago) link

LMAO

flopson, Saturday, 31 December 2016 19:27 (seven years ago) link

hooooo boy

the other lesson to draw is perhaps that working from home will always be a bad idea one way or another

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 31 December 2016 19:35 (seven years ago) link

the joshtpm saga is hilarious

marcos, Sunday, 1 January 2017 01:07 (seven years ago) link

how in the fuuuuuuck

6 god none the richer (m bison), Sunday, 1 January 2017 04:24 (seven years ago) link

don't really know how to feel about his attempt to brazen this out and claim he posted the video on purpose

soref, Sunday, 1 January 2017 04:38 (seven years ago) link

it is brazy

6 god none the richer (m bison), Sunday, 1 January 2017 04:41 (seven years ago) link

I've watched it upward of fifty times now but I still don't think either of the women is kellyanne conway or w/e

mh 😏, Sunday, 1 January 2017 04:42 (seven years ago) link

so many replies

The beaver is not the bad guy (El Tomboto), Sunday, 1 January 2017 05:06 (seven years ago) link

ts https://twitter.com/spliced_/status/814874495773278212

mookieproof, Sunday, 1 January 2017 05:25 (seven years ago) link

decent concept

mh 😏, Sunday, 1 January 2017 05:27 (seven years ago) link

everyone's missing the point w/ joshtpm... that is obv the sort of tastefully banal vid someone would intentionally select to attempt a risque take, but in order to be able to make that informed selection at all he has outed himself as the wild degenerate porn head

r|t|c, Monday, 2 January 2017 11:56 (seven years ago) link

can someone explain the phenom of people changing their first name to "punished" -- like "Joe Smith" becomes "<Punished> Smith".

Is this a reference to something that i'm missing? it must be.

the klosterman weekend (s.clover), Tuesday, 3 January 2017 20:24 (seven years ago) link

those r ppl who are punished

lag∞n, Tuesday, 3 January 2017 20:33 (seven years ago) link

I'm trying to catch up on the Chapo podcasts and... they're so long

Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 4 January 2017 00:11 (seven years ago) link

everyone's missing the point w/ joshtpm... that is obv the sort of tastefully banal vid someone would intentionally select to attempt a risque take, but in order to be able to make that informed selection at all he has outed himself as the wild degenerate porn head

After thinking about it for an extremely long time I have decided JoshTPM is not a kink double agent. He is a genuinely boring "tasteful pornography" enthusiast who also enjoys his moderate amounts of wine and liquor. There is no top-secret WAM+pegging cache. He's just a hard working Ph. D. with his own small business. He loves him some Bob Dylan. He's boring as fuck!

The beaver is not the bad guy (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 4 January 2017 01:03 (seven years ago) link

pretending he posted on purpose instead of deleting it is pretty funny

lag∞n, Wednesday, 4 January 2017 01:22 (seven years ago) link

he never apologized, blamed readership for being prudes, tweeted thru it, and now nobody cares. tough!

goole, Wednesday, 4 January 2017 22:22 (seven years ago) link

LibDad Mindset

goole, Wednesday, 4 January 2017 22:22 (seven years ago) link

twitter - [journos of any kind] = perfect twitter

rip van wanko, Friday, 6 January 2017 20:57 (seven years ago) link

eh journalists are pretty central to my twitter experience. if you just care about your buddies and weird twitter i don't see why tumblr can't fulfill that need

k3vin k., Friday, 6 January 2017 21:09 (seven years ago) link

bc they're not on tumblr

ogmor, Friday, 6 January 2017 22:41 (seven years ago) link

no one is on tumblr

who is extremely unqualified to review this pop album (BradNelson), Saturday, 7 January 2017 00:05 (seven years ago) link

tumblr was cool kind of sad to see it die, though there are still some good ones

marcos, Saturday, 7 January 2017 00:07 (seven years ago) link

Apart from the occasional fix of arty smut tumblr never served any purpose for me. Not been on tumblr for years. It doesn't exist anymore in my world and I have no idea what the hell, if anything, is going on there these days.

Twitter without journos though: where's the fun in that?

Le Bateau Ivre, Saturday, 7 January 2017 00:11 (seven years ago) link

journos on twitter is actually how you get the arty smut fix these days

Clay, Saturday, 7 January 2017 00:24 (seven years ago) link

That is not entirely wrong :)

Le Bateau Ivre, Saturday, 7 January 2017 00:27 (seven years ago) link

they did say a close relationship

the klosterman weekend (s.clover), Saturday, 7 January 2017 00:40 (seven years ago) link

I think it sucks that Twitter has turned out to be a real boon for, more than anyone else, a coterie swho already write for a living, already has a venue for its work, already has a following . Of ourse I can, and have, curated my feed to exclude all but a few, but the Big Thing on Twitter will always center around a journalistic figure and here new piece/latest beef etc. I like to imagine a Twitter where these already prominent figures (good as many may be) were not allowed to step in and take over.

rip van wanko, Saturday, 7 January 2017 09:50 (seven years ago) link

ack, sorry for errors, it's late

rip van wanko, Saturday, 7 January 2017 09:52 (seven years ago) link

I really dislike this new thing (new to me, anyhow) of seeing tweets liked by people I follow on my timeline. Is there a way to turn it off?

heaven parker (anagram), Saturday, 7 January 2017 11:37 (seven years ago) link

Wow, not heard of that before, that would annoy the shit out of me. Idk I use tweetbot, I want Twitter to a linear flow. The Twitter desktop and app are so annoying ever since they introduced the 'while you were away' stuff. It breaks the flow. (This is not helpful for you anagram, soz)

Le Bateau Ivre, Saturday, 7 January 2017 11:46 (seven years ago) link

i find not using twitter eliminates this minor annoyance associated with twitter

loudmouth darraghmac ween (darraghmac), Saturday, 7 January 2017 13:25 (seven years ago) link

do you watch television

increasingly bonkers (rushomancy), Saturday, 7 January 2017 13:49 (seven years ago) link

guessing deems watches television else he'd be posting in the television thread all the time

wins, Saturday, 7 January 2017 14:03 (seven years ago) link

i dont even ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

loudmouth darraghmac ween (darraghmac), Saturday, 7 January 2017 14:47 (seven years ago) link

Mark Hamill has started reading Trump quotes in the voice of Joker, on Twitter

Ste, Sunday, 8 January 2017 12:37 (seven years ago) link

best hack i did on twttr was to erase the app from my phone and computer

F♯ A♯ (∞), Sunday, 8 January 2017 17:21 (seven years ago) link

sub-darraghmac at best

The beaver is not the bad guy (El Tomboto), Sunday, 8 January 2017 17:40 (seven years ago) link

The hack will set you free

F♯ A♯ (∞), Sunday, 8 January 2017 18:05 (seven years ago) link

how long did Twitter spend relitigating dem primary in 08? will this ever end?

flopson, Monday, 9 January 2017 02:02 (seven years ago) link

no one was on twitter yet in '08

ciderpress, Monday, 9 January 2017 02:07 (seven years ago) link

I was but we were busy saying "HEY I AM AT A CONCERT WOO" and there wasn't as much interaction

mh 😏, Monday, 9 January 2017 03:51 (seven years ago) link


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