Have you had your Christmas fuck yet?

were hosting everyone but the voucher is good til friday night is my understanding

That'd mean i could go for seconds, thirds or even fourths

Cheers for that holiday vibe dmac

Xmas day ~1pm public parking lot btw

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uh id like to make clear that i have not nor would not send anyone on or offve ilx a christmas themed sex toy

Lol

Vibes as in good vibrations not vibrators

U dog u

Xmas day ~1pm public parking lot btw

I raise my glass to you

cheers chachi

#2 today

tryin for a hat trick

I may get a post-Christmas snog.

yah definitely NY

were ye on tenterhooks cos

https://az616578.vo.msecnd.net/files/2015/12/19/635860951782131446-855937_tumblr_mf5yx74hSR1qmt85zo1_500.gif

theyre still hung up on 2016

ladies and gentlemen i cordially invite ye to the annual ilx xmas copulation competition

please be respectful to others and consensual

allow for one week to "get the juices flowing," so to speak, and prepare any which way you deems necessary

for the eager beaver, please note: let the sweet love making begin 24 december 2018 because that is the day many of us wait for the birth of baby jesus

I see that Raymond was trying to read about the Dreadful Cunnilingus Incident a few years ago, which can be found here: did you leave town? or did you stay?

happy holidays

my wife getting a full hysterectomy on 22 December. Santa will have to come early, so to speak.

all the best to the wife dandy

good vibes to you guys~

“Started by horny in December 2002,”

we've always assumed horny did have his christmas fuck but what if he was alone? what if his christmas stocking was put to another, sadder use that day?

nice

Thanks, it's not really the Christmas we were hoping for but it's better than the alternative.

BTW, I don't know if it's been mentioned upthread but the annual sex after putting the kids to bed and putting presents under the tree is a great tradition.

And so is this thread.

best of luck to you and your wife, DDW!

er, re the hysterectomy, not the christmas fuck

^grinch

lol dan thanks

Maybe if I show her this thread we can have the seven days of Xmas fucking?

I have a friend who, about ten years ago, made a pact with his wife to have sex at every holiday party that they attended in the month of December. You can imagine the furtive dirtiness of that quest.

They went 6 out of 7, which I thought was a pretty strong showing considering the number of bathroom and coatroom quickies that they pulled off.

haven't had any play for 11 years now, bout to make it 12. Joseph got more action

dandy don that pact sounds splendid

'tis the season...

to be fuckin’

Christmas present! pic.twitter.com/vVYE8Tsovr

— Andrew Adonis (@Andrew_Adonis) December 25, 2018

Andrew Adonis obviously has.

Once, because we thought we wouldn't get time, Christmas being a crazy time etc.

And The next day, because we were wrong about that..

Bf asked if I’d ever had sex in my parents house since moving out and the answer is definitely not

*ahem*

*plop*

^the og plopper has logged on

Specific user horny

and so this is Christmas
and what have you done
another year older
your finger in your bum

and so this is Christmas
I hope you have cum
The barely legal ones
The milfs and the hung

mind your business

By getting busy

with the fizzy

it is just me and this champagne bottle here after all

Christmas is a serious time for quiet contemplation and reflection.

I can’t wait

god dammit now i'm thinking about last christmas, that was nice

this christmas eve i've been visited by three ghosts so far

still waiting for that bastard clyde to show up

^^^^took me a few minutes, but I got it, excellent work Kate