Fun With Amazon Reviews

what's great here is the lumbering, ominous music filtered through incredibly clean, tasteful production. listening to Earth makes you feel like something amazing and or terrifying is always about to happen. next time you go to a diner and order the meatloaf special, time it so that "Engine of Ruin" starts playing just as the server sets down the plate.

Question: Can I mount it horizontal or vertical
Answer: JoAnn, you can do whatever you set your mind too!
But no this piece is only able to be hung vertically.
By Sydney on July 8, 2015

They apparently have someone manning a desk and monitoring fake reviews.

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