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Did he actually have a seizure?

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Friday, 16 December 2016 19:19 (seven years ago) link

I mean Eichenwald is eminently clownable but I wouldn't clown him for that.

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Friday, 16 December 2016 19:20 (seven years ago) link

I, too, had a seizure that made me forget that I sent thousands of dollars to child pornographers

mh 😏, Friday, 16 December 2016 19:46 (seven years ago) link

this dude,,, might not be on the level

lag∞n, Friday, 16 December 2016 20:30 (seven years ago) link

oh wait, someone sent him a gif that apparently caused a seizure?

that's legitimately horrible behavior but frantically tweeting about a television interview, deleting all those tweets, and then immediately claiming a gif was what gave you a seizure is some timing

he's doing very well in the shit account tourney!

mh 😏, Friday, 16 December 2016 20:41 (seven years ago) link

a new low....

https://twitter.com/grabmybutstick/status/810226475026632704

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 18 December 2016 14:46 (seven years ago) link

ohnoshetwint!

lag∞n, Sunday, 18 December 2016 16:19 (seven years ago) link

that account lol man

lag∞n, Sunday, 18 December 2016 16:20 (seven years ago) link

glib "clever" comparisons make up like 50% of twitter, ppl r so proud of them

lag∞n, Sunday, 18 December 2016 16:21 (seven years ago) link

she'll never top this one:

https://twitter.com/ohnoshetwitnt/status/779184559388852224

intheblanks, Monday, 19 December 2016 00:11 (seven years ago) link

Harry Potter series of novels and films. They are a group of wizards and witches, led by the dark wizard Trump, who seek to purify the America community by eliminating the foreign or Muslim-born (wizards or witches born to non-white parents) and half-bloods, which are created when a foreign or Muslim and wizard or witch mate. They also try to create a new order

Mordy, Monday, 19 December 2016 00:29 (seven years ago) link

tbph it sounds batshit crazy but i'd be interested in reading this series

Mordy, Monday, 19 December 2016 00:35 (seven years ago) link

chipper anti abortion socialist is admitly a novel approach

― lag∞n, Thursday, 15 December 2016 20:20 (four days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

would not go to this chipper tbh

loudmouth darraghmac ween (darraghmac), Monday, 19 December 2016 00:46 (seven years ago) link

despite being raised Catholic i am not really anti-abortion. It's definitely killing something essentially human, but there aren't nearly enough of them.

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Monday, 19 December 2016 03:41 (seven years ago) link

are there any other issues you'd like us to know your stance on

mh 😏, Monday, 19 December 2016 04:00 (seven years ago) link

amazing bad tweet (also great @dankmtl first reply hall of fame)

https://twitter.com/embeedub/status/727835996604268544

from

http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/the-worst-tweets-of-2016-1789840998

flopson, Monday, 19 December 2016 17:30 (seven years ago) link

Sophia Benoit ✔@1followernodad
re: saying trump has a small dick:

1)having a small dick is perfectly fine & not something to shame ppl for

2)shame his character instead
5:38 PM - 15 Nov 2016

lol this chick's bf def deactivated his account after this one

k3vin k., Monday, 19 December 2016 17:52 (seven years ago) link

these are some really bad tweets kudos for collecting these

k3vin k., Monday, 19 December 2016 17:52 (seven years ago) link

eh after the first 10 they're not so bad, RIP

k3vin k., Monday, 19 December 2016 17:59 (seven years ago) link

i dont need to read that list,,, i see bad tweets every day

lag∞n, Monday, 19 December 2016 18:00 (seven years ago) link

all tweets are bad

a Warren Beatty film about Earth (El Tomboto), Monday, 19 December 2016 18:03 (seven years ago) link

exactly

lag∞n, Monday, 19 December 2016 18:03 (seven years ago) link

yea but really bad tweets are good

marcos, Monday, 19 December 2016 18:04 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/embeedub/status/727835996604268544

haha xp this one is awesome

marcos, Monday, 19 December 2016 18:05 (seven years ago) link

lmao im calling irony

lag∞n, Monday, 19 December 2016 18:13 (seven years ago) link

victory hillary

mookieproof, Monday, 19 December 2016 18:14 (seven years ago) link

that deadspin list missed yr post abt the triangle on sweatshirts (lol xp)

( ^_^) (Lamp), Monday, 19 December 2016 18:14 (seven years ago) link

the ohnoshetwitnt account is the worst thing ever.

the tweet saying people not believing the cia about russian hacking showed why women are afraid to report sexual assault because they think they won't be believed was just unbelievable

Islamic State of Mind (jim in vancouver), Monday, 19 December 2016 18:15 (seven years ago) link

( ^_^) (Lamp)
Posted: December 19, 2016 at 11:14:26 AM
that deadspin list missed yr post abt the triangle on sweatshirts (lol xp)

prob got it in too late

lag∞n, Monday, 19 December 2016 18:16 (seven years ago) link

one difficult thing abt twitter his how ones best tweets go unrecognized while dum thrown off photo captions trend into infinity

lag∞n, Monday, 19 December 2016 18:17 (seven years ago) link

i will never do visual content on twitter im a purist

( ^_^) (Lamp), Monday, 19 December 2016 18:21 (seven years ago) link

i respect yr dedication to never going viral

lag∞n, Monday, 19 December 2016 18:21 (seven years ago) link

honestly twitter has been so good post-election though i dont get why anyone hates it

( ^_^) (Lamp), Monday, 19 December 2016 18:22 (seven years ago) link

whatre u enjoying abt it in partic

lag∞n, Monday, 19 December 2016 18:24 (seven years ago) link

a lot of the leftist irony bros had gotten kind of stale over the last year or so, like theres only so many comedy of twitter manners jokes to go around abt how lame norms are or w/e but the horror and despair of the trump admin + the lib media having some disassociative fugue abt the election results has got ppls game back on point imo. also i mean 'lets do some game theory' is a classic forum meltdown, twitter feels more like the forums than ever for both the good (kurt eichenwald's wife posting) and the bad (pizzagate)

( ^_^) (Lamp), Monday, 19 December 2016 18:31 (seven years ago) link

there have been some sensational highs recently true good call

lag∞n, Monday, 19 December 2016 18:45 (seven years ago) link

why is one side of the sweatshirt triangle always slightly longer than the other

ciderpress, Monday, 19 December 2016 18:47 (seven years ago) link

why does the sweatshirt triangle even exist there are so many questions

lag∞n, Monday, 19 December 2016 18:49 (seven years ago) link

some of them are funny but i find a most of leftist twitter completely insufferable, maybe that observation isnt even worth making its just who they are xp

lag∞n, Monday, 19 December 2016 18:49 (seven years ago) link

i mean the bizarre total confidence in the discourse is kinda fascinating but it gets old

lag∞n, Monday, 19 December 2016 18:50 (seven years ago) link

Twitter at its absolute worst rn with thousands copycatting and tweeting 'franz Ferdinand' or '1914' -_-

Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 19 December 2016 18:51 (seven years ago) link

like the chapo dudes revel in their vulgarity but seem completely blind to how lame and annoying they are

lag∞n, Monday, 19 December 2016 18:53 (seven years ago) link

listening to them talk to adam curtis was like oh this is what a healthy person with something to say sounds like

lag∞n, Monday, 19 December 2016 18:54 (seven years ago) link

yeah i'm not really into the chapo trap house thing but there's a bunch of overlap between those folks and the old SA forums and video games folks that i like so i can't really avoid it entirely

ciderpress, Monday, 19 December 2016 18:55 (seven years ago) link

pride in negativity can produce some good content but its ultimately a dead end

lag∞n, Monday, 19 December 2016 18:56 (seven years ago) link

Louis Kasatkin
‏@louiskasatkin
#FranzFerdinand Everyone who never studied history suddenly wants to be on trend.This isn't an intellectual exercise, this is prelude to WW3

*jack off hand motion*

blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 19 December 2016 19:00 (seven years ago) link

^ that times 1000

Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 19 December 2016 19:01 (seven years ago) link

one thing abt the assassination of franz ferdinand is that no one thought it wld start a world war was one of the key aspects that lead to it starting a world war

lag∞n, Monday, 19 December 2016 19:02 (seven years ago) link

lol, UMS, how did you come to be familiar with Louis Kasatkin?

soref, Monday, 19 December 2016 19:03 (seven years ago) link

yeah but that just proves it's going to start WW3, see, xp

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Monday, 19 December 2016 19:03 (seven years ago) link


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