Mourning in America - Trump Year One: November '16 to

https://twitter.com/Olivianuzzi/status/809472667506081792

Trump 2016: You Asked For One Thing But You'll Wrap Your Lips Around Whatever The Fuck I Give You

Is the Naked Cowboy a permanent fixture at Trump Tower Bar? I had some family visiting in september and we walked into the lobby for kicks on a weekday afternoon. The place was dead but the cowboy was standing at the bar taking tequila shots and since then i've him in the background a lot in news broadcast.

that wine glass martini probably cost $18

Trump doesn't give a fuck what you want to drink, why should he

alcohol's for losers!

i'd probably hate him a little less if he were a drunk tbh

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4037802/Donald-Trump-taps-Sylvester-Stallone-arts-role.html

lmao

weird shouldn't he be appointing someone who hates the arts/wants to abolish the NEA

you have got to be shitting me

the funny thing is that i bet we are going to see yearly turnaround in these positions, it will be a spectacle

i guess america might as well stop pretending and just go full idiot cliche

I bet we see Donald in a future installment of The Expendables.

The first step in getting people to understand trump is pointing out how he uses rapid-fire spectacles to divert attention, like a three-card monte dealer.

The second step is that his rapid-fire spectacles consist of hiring lunatics and incompetents to run the country.

That's just the opening salvo.

I guess Sly won't be smart enough to let Creed be his swan song

There's always president!

To his (screen?)credit, at least Stallone wrote/directed/produced a lot of his flicks, morseso than anyone else in the American 80s pantheon.

And out of the positions announced in the last 6 weeks, dude's done some least damage to American society, Planet Hollywood franchising included.

I think you're forgetting Rhinestone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4raj5m575M

Oh I'm _including_ Rhinestone. And the Estelle Getty movie. And that weird period gangster comedy in the late 70s. And everything after Demolition Man.

And come to think of it, the _other_ period gangster comedy, too

I first rolled my eyes and said to myself, well, he'd be the least objectionable of Trump's appointees. And then it fully sank in that Sylvester Stallone would be the least objectionable appointee of the incoming president, so now I'm just typing this real quick as I plummet from the top of a very tall buildi

isn't Sylvester Stallone actually an active & well-known collector of fine art?

youre thinking of frank surely

Sylvester Stallone is artsier than people tend to think. This cabinet post is also less important than the Secretary of State or Department of Ed positions so I'm not going to worry about it to much

(Quick cheap plug for the drunken podcast convo I recorded about Stallone movies with some folks a couple months back)

xp, yes a collector and a painter - though a fairly terrible one. He must have pretty good contacts to get shows at MoMA and the Russian Museum.

RIP Old Lunch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=409Pjtq7jzY

Stallone wrote/directed/produced a lot of his flicks, morseso than anyone else in the American 80s pantheon.

Moreso than Woody Allen?

I hope woody allen gets a cabinet position

Lena Dunham, too. They could hang out in Comet Ping Pong and talk policy and life, that'd make a movie I'm sure

Director of the Office of Head Start

so...what's up with this guy

http://i.imgur.com/cfucouD.png

https://twitter.com/ObamaMalik

He seems less impressive than his relative, Barack.

Best guess: he's trying to cash in.
Second best guess: he's mentally unbalanced.

I think it's a lil bit of both.

full credit for biding his time

One of the shitlords (Ch4rles J0hnson) is maintaining his account.

"shitlords"? not gonna Google that

I hate the world.

Moreso than Woody Allen?

American action pantheon, should have specified

hopefully there's an alternative universe somewhere where a roid-fuelled woody allen spent the 80s enacting reaganite justice against terrorists in a string of highly successful action movies

Co-stars in Antz

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/news/trump-tells-cheering-crowd-to-thank-african-americans-for-not-voting

I bet a lot of not-voters are having not-buyers remorse.

So just the usual insult added to injury for the thousands of Midwestern POC whose attempts to register and/or vote on the day were rebuffed.