EFL My Concubine - Football League and beyond 2016-17

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lol! a chant from the Wimbledon fans today was:

WHERE WERE YOU WHEN YOU WERE US

calzino, Saturday, 10 December 2016 17:11 (seven years ago) link

good work

Our Sweet Fredrest (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 10 December 2016 17:15 (seven years ago) link

Yay! my Town,Brighton, Fleetwood, White Shite acc came in tonight. Fleetwood getting the winner 11 against 10 on 90+5. I love it when an acc teases you to the death, unlike a sweaty glistening Gove bearing on down on you with an erection !

calzino, Tuesday, 13 December 2016 21:46 (seven years ago) link

apologies, been on the isle of jurra tonight.

calzino, Tuesday, 13 December 2016 21:47 (seven years ago) link

lol

Dave Plaintive rapper with classical training (imago), Tuesday, 13 December 2016 21:47 (seven years ago) link

our cup replay's just gone to extra time meanwhile ;_;

Dave Plaintive rapper with classical training (imago), Tuesday, 13 December 2016 21:47 (seven years ago) link

wish i supported the Isle of Jura tbh

Our Sweet Fredrest (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 13 December 2016 22:31 (seven years ago) link

listening to bbc radio derby commentary and the execrable partisan gobshite wanker CRAIG RAMAGE has got me wanting us to win more than if it was a cup final

"coom on dehby these are no big shakes"

r|t|c, Wednesday, 14 December 2016 21:07 (seven years ago) link

fucking fuck

r|t|c, Wednesday, 14 December 2016 21:27 (seven years ago) link

FFS we will never be able to sign Kachunga permanently at this rate:(

calzino, Friday, 16 December 2016 20:29 (seven years ago) link

This is the 2nd time I used acestream now for a match stream. The program has done loads of unsavoury stuff like associating all vid/audio files with it but not installed any trojans yet. it is shit hot tbh.

calzino, Friday, 16 December 2016 20:44 (seven years ago) link

another textbook, close them out 2-1 win. another 11 of these we could be contenders. But i don't think my nerves could take our shit set-piece defending in the context of a playoff game.

calzino, Friday, 16 December 2016 21:51 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PI_Jl5WFQkA

Cav and Costa having it at last

Rock Wokeman (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 17 December 2016 16:38 (seven years ago) link

that fucking candy crush draw killed my treble :(

calzino, Saturday, 17 December 2016 17:03 (seven years ago) link

we were so so shit

avant-metal black metal illbient microtonal poetry Surbiton (imago), Saturday, 17 December 2016 17:15 (seven years ago) link

brain seeping out of my ears. two crap sides fumbling in the morning blear, naturally. chery has perhaps understandably totally lost the will to live under holloway. slowly turning into smithies vs jonathan codger duel. will finish 0-1 to them.

r|t|c, Sunday, 18 December 2016 13:22 (seven years ago) link

fatalityyyyy

illbient microtonal poetry Surbiton (imago), Sunday, 18 December 2016 13:42 (seven years ago) link

always warms my heart how someone w/ such an effete & neomodernist musical aesthetic still fucks w/ the grim lumpen inevitability of champo fitba

illbient microtonal poetry Surbiton (imago), Sunday, 18 December 2016 14:07 (seven years ago) link

i guess we're all searching for transcendence in the muck

illbient microtonal poetry Surbiton (imago), Sunday, 18 December 2016 14:07 (seven years ago) link

LESS FACKIN DO THIS

illbient microtonal poetry Surbiton (imago), Wednesday, 21 December 2016 19:47 (seven years ago) link

longest night of the year

illbient microtonal poetry Surbiton (imago), Wednesday, 21 December 2016 20:35 (seven years ago) link

spare a fucking thought, lads

illbient microtonal poetry Surbiton (imago), Wednesday, 21 December 2016 21:43 (seven years ago) link

On this day 59 years ago some shower of shite lost a game where they were 5-1 up against 10 men.

http://www.examiner.co.uk/sport/football/news/charlton-7-6-huddersfield-town-12355401

calzino, Wednesday, 21 December 2016 22:26 (seven years ago) link

Sorry dude I was watching Pasolini so at least we were both contemplating existential despair

Rock Wokeman (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 21 December 2016 22:42 (seven years ago) link

lol ty both

illbient microtonal poetry Surbiton (imago), Wednesday, 21 December 2016 23:01 (seven years ago) link

"Then there was the crowd. I cannot give them any marks for sportsmanship. Both Kennon and Simpson complained after the match that orange peel and other small objects were thrown at them."

r|t|c, Wednesday, 21 December 2016 23:19 (seven years ago) link

http://blog.betbright.com/football/adam-hurreys-90s-heroes-big-kevin-francis/

:)

r|t|c, Friday, 23 December 2016 11:49 (seven years ago) link

Dear old Kevin Francis. Played for Exeter too, for a bit. Left us for Hull IIRC, in that days when that wasn't necessarily a step up, league-wise (though HCFC always a bigger club than Exeter obv).

Tim, Friday, 23 December 2016 12:04 (seven years ago) link

"I just want to be at least 50% as happy as the local commentators when Kevin Francis used to score for Stockport"

^^^

calzino, Friday, 23 December 2016 13:47 (seven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/6TXNrC9.gif

r|t|c, Sunday, 25 December 2016 09:49 (seven years ago) link

Not a lurker here then

Rock Wokeman (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 25 December 2016 09:53 (seven years ago) link

if you substitute that wolf for a rat, there was a very similar scene at my backyard bird-feeding station on friday. Only it was a combo of a robin and a blackbird dive-bombing the invasive rat, but the rat was a dour stayer and wasn't one for retreating!

I don't think I can face tomorrow's game, will probably take it in whilst wandering about with my sweaty hangover and my portable radio instead.

calzino, Monday, 26 December 2016 00:32 (seven years ago) link

Beautiful Real England tableau there

Got my ticket, have had my expectations carefully minimized by my bruv, if it turns out to be a shit game I'm gonna amuse myself by bellowing for us to sign more foreign show ponies who don't understand the Champo

Rock Wokeman (Noodle Vague), Monday, 26 December 2016 00:46 (seven years ago) link

wolfie seems much more up for it than in recent weeks. points are in the bag i reckon

r|t|c, Monday, 26 December 2016 00:51 (seven years ago) link

If he can't take those 3 birds he wants putting to sleep tbh

Rock Wokeman (Noodle Vague), Monday, 26 December 2016 00:53 (seven years ago) link

would always like updates from calzino's bird-feeding station tbh, definitely more exciting than supporting charlton

illbient microtonal poetry Surbiton (imago), Monday, 26 December 2016 00:57 (seven years ago) link

I have often found at least 4 horrible contracts managers from companies I previously worked at in the last decade are usually at these Boxing day games and are usually sat quite near to me or just appear from nowhere like smoke ninjas when you go for a piss, and I would actually rather we lost 4-0 to Leeds than actually talk to one of these cunts ever again. But on the other hand I would love to get into the boxing day spirit, but it just doesn't work anymore:( or maybe :)

calzino, Monday, 26 December 2016 01:04 (seven years ago) link

excellent day for mug-punter home bankers in the champo today, I made £145 out of a 4 quid 5 fold!

calzino, Monday, 26 December 2016 17:10 (seven years ago) link

Massively entertaining and low quality match featuring 1 cracking goal and a hilarious off-the-line controversy in the last 10 seconds, hope they turn out to have been robbed when I see it on TV

Rock Wokeman (Noodle Vague), Monday, 26 December 2016 17:21 (seven years ago) link

I had your lot at 6/5 and up to that penalty I had almost written off the acc. Score-watching is such fun when your bet starts to look good with minutes to go.

calzino, Monday, 26 December 2016 17:35 (seven years ago) link

I can't stand the massive wendies and the white shite champions of Europe, but Yorkshire are owning those playoff berths at the mo 4 real.

calzino, Monday, 26 December 2016 18:28 (seven years ago) link

If Barnsley got into the mix as well it'd be amazing.

calzino, Monday, 26 December 2016 18:30 (seven years ago) link

Notts Forest passes: 168

Aaron Mooy passes: 119

this player is probably the main reason we are 4th. I have never seen a more talented + creative midfield player for town and some of worst performances have been when they predictably keep lumping the ball to him - which is an understandable instinct. But he has also been at the heart of the best performances and terrifies all the big dogs of the championship. We haven't a prayer of keeping him beyond this season, as soon as I saw him in a pre-season friendly I was thinking How the fuck we sign him? He probably won't trouble Pep's thoughts, but there must be a good home in the prem for him next season.

calzino, Tuesday, 27 December 2016 00:56 (seven years ago) link

yeah I watched some of your game vs Norwich and he was running shit

illbient microtonal poetry Surbiton (imago), Tuesday, 27 December 2016 00:59 (seven years ago) link

he also got booked which felt like a surprise

illbient microtonal poetry Surbiton (imago), Tuesday, 27 December 2016 00:59 (seven years ago) link

apparently earlier someone on that C5 aberration referred to Shelvey as the best midfielder in the champo, absolute bollocks imo.

calzino, Tuesday, 27 December 2016 01:37 (seven years ago) link

fucking hell is Karl Robinson still 36? I thought he was roughly that age back in our L1 era. well anyway I reckon he will do alright at a non-franchise club.

calzino, Tuesday, 27 December 2016 01:54 (seven years ago) link

half our fans have helpfully decided to write him off already, and have explained today's win as an aberration on our quest for the ryman premier. ffs

illbient microtonal poetry Surbiton (imago), Tuesday, 27 December 2016 01:56 (seven years ago) link


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