Mourning in America - Trump Year One: November '16 to

Message Bookmarked
Bookmark Removed
Not all messages are displayed: show all messages (7723 of them)

lol America doesn't respect professors, get real

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 6 December 2016 22:28 (seven years ago) link

at least we found the one adjunct who deserves their shitty contingent labor status

Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 6 December 2016 22:30 (seven years ago) link

for my money this is the best one:

Chris R. Baxter ‏@ChrisRBax Nov 26
@carparkrecords @MADEIRA_MUSIC @cometpingpong Change your posters, entertainment & themes to a normalized less perverse manner.

I may mean the same thing, but I thought this was the worst one, the most "We are the 80s, and we're coming to town*" - a lot of the language used is very reminiscent of what I remember from then, particularly around Marina Abramović - she's an artist and she works with symbols, wake up sheeple - and the shot of Alefantis watching a Jeff Koons picture - Is this Child Porn?, okay maybe it's not, but should it be on the Instagram of the owner of a child-friendly restaurant?

*(Beep, beep)

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 6 December 2016 22:35 (seven years ago) link

This new van jones show is fucking stupid. His big theme today is reaching out for common ground via conceding false equivalencies.

Treeship, Wednesday, 7 December 2016 03:17 (seven years ago) link

reaching out for common ground via conceding false equivalencies.

I can see this on the crawl

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 7 December 2016 03:29 (seven years ago) link

I thought Dole was senile

Former Senator Bob Dole, acting as a foreign agent for the government of Taiwan, worked behind the scenes over the past six months to establish high-level contact between Taiwanese officials and President-elect Donald J. Trump’s staff, an outreach effort that culminated last week in an unorthodox telephone call between Mr. Trump and Taiwan’s president.

Mr. Dole, a lobbyist with the Washington law firm Alston & Bird, coordinated with Mr. Trump’s campaign and the transition team to set up a series of meetings between Mr. Trump’s advisers and officials in Taiwan, according to disclosure documents filed last week with the Justice Department. Mr. Dole also assisted in successful efforts by Taiwan to include language favorable to it in the Republican Party platform, according to the documents.

Mr. Dole’s firm received $140,000 from May to October for the work, the forms said.

The disclosures suggest that President-elect Trump’s decision to take a call from the president of Taiwan, Tsai Ing-wen, was less a ham-handed diplomatic gaffe and more the result of a well-orchestrated plan by Taiwan to use the election of a new president to deepen its relationship with the United States — with an assist from a seasoned lobbyist well versed in the machinery of Washington.

“They’re very optimistic,” Mr. Dole said of the Taiwanese in an interview on Tuesday. “They see a new president, a Republican, and they’d like to develop a closer relationship.”

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 7 December 2016 11:29 (seven years ago) link

people with dementia making high-level decisions about government is a time-honoured american tradition

Rush Limbaugh and Lou Reed doing sex with your parents (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 7 December 2016 12:57 (seven years ago) link

Bob battling RED CHINA even after he's technically dead

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 7 December 2016 13:09 (seven years ago) link

only Dole could go to Taiwan

brownie, Wednesday, 7 December 2016 13:19 (seven years ago) link

- Bob Dole

walk back to the halftime long, billy lynn, billy lynn (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 7 December 2016 13:44 (seven years ago) link

i bet Twitter Nixon is not happy

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 7 December 2016 15:22 (seven years ago) link

I don't understand anyone who's surprised. It should have been part of the news coverage pre-election: "Whoever wins 270 electoral votes will be elected President, and named TIME Magazine's Person of the Year."

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Wednesday, 7 December 2016 15:37 (seven years ago) link

As has been the case since '96, with slightly more justification this time - first female President vs first President to shave Vince McMahon's head on pay-per-view.

Much more surprising that Farage was in the running, but that's for another thread.

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 7 December 2016 15:43 (seven years ago) link

farage is the most influential figure in 21st-century british politics - there's every reason to consider him person of the year

Rush Limbaugh and Lou Reed doing sex with your parents (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 7 December 2016 15:45 (seven years ago) link

Must read Perlstein: https://washingtonspectator.org/press-trump-perlstein/

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 7 December 2016 15:48 (seven years ago) link

xp after Gillian Duffy!

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 7 December 2016 15:50 (seven years ago) link

tbf the window for gillian duffy to be named time's person of the year clsoed a wee while ago

Rush Limbaugh and Lou Reed doing sex with your parents (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 7 December 2016 15:50 (seven years ago) link

yeah no one in the US talked about anything but Trump this year, i'm so shocked he's Person of the Year

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 7 December 2016 15:51 (seven years ago) link

my money was on eleven from stranger things

Rush Limbaugh and Lou Reed doing sex with your parents (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 7 December 2016 15:54 (seven years ago) link

farage is the most influential figure in 21st-century british politics - there's every reason to consider him person of the year

― Rush Limbaugh and Lou Reed doing sex with your parents (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, December 7, 2016 9:45 AM (four minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I hear that the Gatlinburg Chamber of Commerce is floating Dakota Tucker's name for Tenneseean of the Year for his similarly-impactful contribution.

i need microsoft installed on my desktop, can you help (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 7 December 2016 15:57 (seven years ago) link

Annihilation is a form of influence.

i need microsoft installed on my desktop, can you help (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 7 December 2016 15:58 (seven years ago) link

Legit think this is a bigger deal in Trump's mind than winning presidency.

Houston John (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 7 December 2016 16:04 (seven years ago) link

if he is unaware of TIME's diminished "importance," as seems likely

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 7 December 2016 16:12 (seven years ago) link

The source of the attention doesn't matter. It's all just fuel for the ego of the most powerful narcissist in the world.

i need microsoft installed on my desktop, can you help (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 7 December 2016 16:13 (seven years ago) link

It's pathetic how easy it is to imagine his twitter tirade against Time if he wasn't selected

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 7 December 2016 16:30 (seven years ago) link

Technically speaking, Trump has already previously been named Time's Person of the Year along with all of the rest of us.

i need microsoft installed on my desktop, can you help (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 7 December 2016 16:31 (seven years ago) link

The person of the year is you, the trump voter, forwarding along an infowars clip about Hillary Clinton melting off the face of a slain Benghazi hero and stirring it into her mac and cheese, which she didn't cook very well in the first place I bet

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 7 December 2016 16:34 (seven years ago) link

i do appreciate that time have selected an image of trump which makes him look like he's turning to greet a manacled james bond and explain his plan to destroy the world's hydrogen

Rush Limbaugh and Lou Reed doing sex with your parents (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 7 December 2016 16:37 (seven years ago) link

max made the same joke on twitter! it's true.

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 7 December 2016 16:38 (seven years ago) link

I assumed the cameraman surprised him while he was taking a shit on his upholstered toilet.

i need microsoft installed on my desktop, can you help (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 7 December 2016 16:40 (seven years ago) link

(Which is actually just a La-Z-Boy that he shits on and forces his people to clean daily.)

i need microsoft installed on my desktop, can you help (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 7 December 2016 16:41 (seven years ago) link

Trump is only going to live a couple more years if he's lucky, the fuck does he care if NYC is underwater sometime after he eats it?

i need microsoft installed on my desktop, can you help (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 7 December 2016 20:01 (seven years ago) link

I dug this "On the Media" bit with George Lakoff:

http://www.wnyc.org/story/george-lakoff/

BROOKE GLADSTONE: For the next four years, what would your advice to working journalists be?

GEORGE LAKOFF: If you're reporting, you’re reporting on what he says. Now, however, when you report on what he says and it's a lie, you can give a positive background. For example, he says, you know, he’s saved a thousand jobs – not exactly. Carrier Air Conditioning is going to send to Mexico 1,300 jobs of their 2,000, so two-thirds of the jobs are going to Mexico. That could be your lead. He got Mike Pence to pay $700,000 a year from the Indiana state budget directly to Carrier, part of the deal. So the taxpayers are paying the owners of Carrier to keep some of those jobs, one-third of them, when two-thirds of them are going. Now, that’s very, very different from the reporting that says he saved a thousand jobs. And The New York, Times, in their reporting, started by pointing out that all the companies near Carrier, even within a mile, are going to Mexico and nothing is being saved. So that part of the truth isn't being reported, if you report just on what he says.

THE SKURJ OF FAKE NEWS. (kingfish), Wednesday, 7 December 2016 20:03 (seven years ago) link

I fucking love on the media

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 7 December 2016 20:04 (seven years ago) link

that's the only NPR show i listen to every week

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 7 December 2016 20:08 (seven years ago) link

the bright spot of escalating tensions with china is maybe we'll see some chinese hacks of RNC/trump emails

, Wednesday, 7 December 2016 20:10 (seven years ago) link

Basically, write a story about what Trump actually does and the impact it has and in your concluding paragraph write something like, "Mr. Trump addressed the aforementioned thermonuclear destruction of Sacramento in a tweet stating '(blank)'"

i need microsoft installed on my desktop, can you help (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 7 December 2016 20:12 (seven years ago) link

Reuters U.S. NewsVerified account
‏@ReutersUS
JUST IN: Trump chooses pro wrestling magnate Linda McMahon to head Small Business Administration - transition team.

, Wednesday, 7 December 2016 21:19 (seven years ago) link

https://flavorwire.files.wordpress.com/2015/09/camacho.jpg

So close. We're so, so close.

i need microsoft installed on my desktop, can you help (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 7 December 2016 21:22 (seven years ago) link

i was 50% sure that was another troll headline, but lol it's true

Nhex, Wednesday, 7 December 2016 21:28 (seven years ago) link

I really think the Trump = idiot government meme is dangerous and misleading, there are plenty of people behind him who know what they are doing and have plans to achieve specific and dangerous goals.

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Wednesday, 7 December 2016 21:28 (seven years ago) link

If Trump wasn't rich and didn't know public figures, his cabinet would literally be composed of, like, his next-door-neighbor Deborah for Secretary of Labor and the guy at the newsstand who compliments his ties for Secretary of State.

i need microsoft installed on my desktop, can you help (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 7 December 2016 21:29 (seven years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CzGoYqFVEAAb_qT.jpg

circa1916, Wednesday, 7 December 2016 21:34 (seven years ago) link

from that time article

For both conservative and liberal ideologues, including Sarah Palin and Bernie Sanders, the deal Trump struck with Carrier was an abomination, an example of government using taxpayer money to pick winners and losers. But as Trump told the story in his tower, ideology had nothing to do with it. This was just another tale of a little guy getting his voice heard.

“So the other night, I’m watching the news,” Trump began. NBC’s Lester Holt had introduced a segment on the Carrier plant featuring a union representative and a plant worker talking in a bar. The man looked at the camera and spoke to Trump, saying, “We want you to do what you said you were going to do.” Trump claimed this shocked him: “I said, I never said they weren’t going to move, to myself.”

But of course he had, as the news segment demonstrated. So Trump says he had no choice. He had to listen to his people. “He energized me, that man,” the President-elect explained. “And I called up the head of United Technologies.”

Shortly after he spoke those words, Reince Priebus, the next White House chief of staff, walked into the room. With the tape recorders rolling, Trump began to issue new instructions. “Hey, Reince, I want to get a list of companies that have announced they’re leaving,” he called out. “I can call them myself. Five minutes apiece. They won’t be leaving. O.K.?”

He was talking as if he had just realized—at that moment, in the middle of an interview—that he had the power to do what he promised to do on the campaign trail. But it was just a show. At that point, Trump had already had a similar talk with Bill Ford of Ford Motor Co., and he boasted of putting out three other calls out to corporations with outsourcing plans.

This is the presidency as improv, as performance art, with good guys, bad guys and suspense. It’s a new thing for the United States of America. The reporters in the room, the voters who will read this article, the nation, the world—we are the audience. A quick study who grew up in Kenosha, Wis., Priebus is far too Midwestern to be mistaken for a showman. But he got what Trump was trying to do, and smiled. “It worked for you last time,” he told the boss.

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 7 December 2016 21:34 (seven years ago) link

gross

goole, Wednesday, 7 December 2016 22:17 (seven years ago) link

interesting:

http://www.mprnews.org/story/2016/12/07/keith-ellison-to-leave-us-house-if-elected-dnc-chair

goole, Wednesday, 7 December 2016 22:17 (seven years ago) link


You must be logged in to post. Please either login here, or if you are not registered, you may register here.