Mourning in America - Trump Year One: November '16 to

unless you are in an airport bar or on a treadmill, watching CNN is just the worst option

are you being serious al? i kinda assumed that was a gag. What would that even mean?

― A big shout out goes to the lamb chops, thos lamb chops (ulysses)

I had to check my contact lenses after seeing it

i'm not sure what satire would even look like anymore

A thought I've had numerous times in the past month.

We live in a post-satire era. Come January, Trump will officially begin eating children.

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@realDonaldTrump
Boeing is building a brand new 747 Air Force One for future presidents, but costs are out of control, more than $4 billion. Cancel order!

Donald Trump's Tuesday morning criticism of Boeing closely followed the publishing of a story in which the aerospace giant's CEO expressed concerns about the trade agenda Trump has backed.

The Chicago Tribune published a column Tuesday morning which included Boeing CEO Dennis Muilenburg's recent comments arguing that free trade is a crucial part of the U.S. economy. Boeing has a lucrative jet business in China.

Boeing Statement on Air Force One

CHICAGO, Dec. 6, 2016 /PRNewswire/ -- Boeing (NYSE: BA) today issued the following statement regarding the Air Force One program:

"We are currently under contract for $170 million to help determine the capabilities of these complex military aircraft that serve the unique requirements of the President of the United States. We look forward to working with the U.S. Air Force on subsequent phases of the program allowing us to deliver the best planes for the President at the best value for the American taxpayer."

Contact:

Todd Blecher
Communications

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix/wp/2016/12/06/did-donald-trump-tank-boeings-stock-because-he-was-mad-about-a-news-article/?utm_term=.7899e551b437

look at the replies to this tweet

https://twitter.com/carparkrecords/status/781559306961293312

look at them

I don't get it

they think all ages shows are pedo rings

that's what I thought after staring at those colors for a few minutes.

look i was gone all last week, did you guys not do pizzagate

@carparkrecords @cometpingpong @MADEIRA_MUSIC I bind you in the name of JESUS

al: http://www.newyorker.com/news/amy-davidson/the-age-of-donald-trump-and-pizzagate

no I know about #pizzagate. I couldn't understand the Tweets at first.

In fairness, that's a good thing visa vis your mental health.

xpost Probably because they're the incomprehensible ravings of people that somehow shit through their fingers onto keyboards.

I had PizzaGate explained to me at a baby shower.

btw Gore did get face time w/ the Yam himself, said it was "an extremely interesting conversation"

Trump appears to be quite canny at saying whatever the person he's talking to wants to hear and making a favorable first impression

I should've been clearer: Gore's words were so deliberately opaque they might just as well be translated as "We're fucked."

Pizzagate
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Pizzagate may refer to:

Pizzagate, pizza thrown at former football manager and player Sir Alex Ferguson by an Arsenal Football Club player in the 2004 "Battle of the Buffet"
Pizzagate, a 2016 conspiracy theory falsely claiming the existence of a child trafficking ring involving the Washington, D.C. restaurant Comet Ping Pong

for my money this is the best one:

Chris R. Baxter ‏@ChrisRBax Nov 26
@carparkrecords @MADEIRA_MUSIC @cometpingpong Change your posters, entertainment & themes to a normalized less perverse manner.

@FixtheDebt
Leon Panetta warns Trump to address the national deficit and debt

@tinyrevolution
Glad to see top Democrats are rolling out their "Lose Every State in 2020" initiative

Donald J. TrumpVerified account
‏@realDonaldTrump
Departing New York with General James 'Mad Dog' Mattis for tonight's rally in Fayetteville, North Carolina! See you soon! #ThankYouTour2016

http://www.mediaite.com/tv/dem-rep-thinks-trump-selected-james-mattis-for-defense-secretary-because-of-mad-dog-nickname/

reading the twitter leaves I had literally the exact thought as this guy

@blakehounshell
Trump Tower is advertising Secret Service protection as a hot new amenity —>

http://www.politico.com/story/2016/12/trump-tower-secret-service-amenities-232216

unreal

running the country like a business

thats what we need

so is hope hicks going to the be press secretary? i still have never seen her on tv.

http://www.avclub.com/article/kid-rock-making-pro-trump-shirts-because-fuck-you-246979

http://img.cdn2.wmgecom.com/media/catalog/product/cache/53/small_image/360x/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/s/c/screen_shot_2016-12-04_at_10.17.14_pm.png

http://img.cdn2.wmgecom.com/media/catalog/product/cache/53/image/1200x/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/s/c/screen_shot_2016-12-04_at_10.17.33_pm_2.png

The New York Observer, a newspaper owned by Donald Trump’s son-in-law Jared Kushner, published an opinion piece Friday calling for the FBI to launch a coordinated crackdown on nationwide anti-Trump protests, mobilizations and recount efforts.

Titled “Comey’s FBI Needs to Investigate Violent Democratic Tantrums,” the article was written by Austin Bay, a retired U.S. Army Reserve colonel and adjunct professor at the University of Texas in Austin.

Kushner, who is married to Ivanka Trump, purchased a majority stake in the New York Observer in 2006 for roughly $10 million and currently operates as the outlet’s publisher.

Bay’s opinion piece appeals to FBI director James Comey to “conduct a detailed investigation into the violence and political thuggery that continue to mar the presidential election’s aftermath,” including a “thorough probe of the protests—to include possible ties to organizations demanding vote recounts.”

“The hard left’s violent reaction to Donald Trump’s election is vile and dangerous,” writes Bay. “Peaceful protests? No, the demonstrators vandalize and destroy. They have two goals: intimidating people and sustaining the mainstream media lie that Donald Trump is dangerous.”

these fucking fucks

people who teach at business schools shouldn't get to call themselves professor, that lends far too much respectability

lol America doesn't respect professors, get real

at least we found the one adjunct who deserves their shitty contingent labor status

for my money this is the best one:

Chris R. Baxter ‏@ChrisRBax Nov 26
@carparkrecords @MADEIRA_MUSIC @cometpingpong Change your posters, entertainment & themes to a normalized less perverse manner.

I may mean the same thing, but I thought this was the worst one, the most "We are the 80s, and we're coming to town*" - a lot of the language used is very reminiscent of what I remember from then, particularly around Marina Abramović - she's an artist and she works with symbols, wake up sheeple - and the shot of Alefantis watching a Jeff Koons picture - Is this Child Porn?, okay maybe it's not, but should it be on the Instagram of the owner of a child-friendly restaurant?

*(Beep, beep)

This new van jones show is fucking stupid. His big theme today is reaching out for common ground via conceding false equivalencies.

reaching out for common ground via conceding false equivalencies.

I can see this on the crawl

I thought Dole was senile

Former Senator Bob Dole, acting as a foreign agent for the government of Taiwan, worked behind the scenes over the past six months to establish high-level contact between Taiwanese officials and President-elect Donald J. Trump’s staff, an outreach effort that culminated last week in an unorthodox telephone call between Mr. Trump and Taiwan’s president.

Mr. Dole, a lobbyist with the Washington law firm Alston & Bird, coordinated with Mr. Trump’s campaign and the transition team to set up a series of meetings between Mr. Trump’s advisers and officials in Taiwan, according to disclosure documents filed last week with the Justice Department. Mr. Dole also assisted in successful efforts by Taiwan to include language favorable to it in the Republican Party platform, according to the documents.

Mr. Dole’s firm received $140,000 from May to October for the work, the forms said.

The disclosures suggest that President-elect Trump’s decision to take a call from the president of Taiwan, Tsai Ing-wen, was less a ham-handed diplomatic gaffe and more the result of a well-orchestrated plan by Taiwan to use the election of a new president to deepen its relationship with the United States — with an assist from a seasoned lobbyist well versed in the machinery of Washington.

“They’re very optimistic,” Mr. Dole said of the Taiwanese in an interview on Tuesday. “They see a new president, a Republican, and they’d like to develop a closer relationship.”

people with dementia making high-level decisions about government is a time-honoured american tradition

Bob battling RED CHINA even after he's technically dead

only Dole could go to Taiwan

- Bob Dole

i bet Twitter Nixon is not happy

I don't understand anyone who's surprised. It should have been part of the news coverage pre-election: "Whoever wins 270 electoral votes will be elected President, and named TIME Magazine's Person of the Year."

As has been the case since '96, with slightly more justification this time - first female President vs first President to shave Vince McMahon's head on pay-per-view.

Much more surprising that Farage was in the running, but that's for another thread.

farage is the most influential figure in 21st-century british politics - there's every reason to consider him person of the year

Must read Perlstein: https://washingtonspectator.org/press-trump-perlstein/

xp after Gillian Duffy!

tbf the window for gillian duffy to be named time's person of the year clsoed a wee while ago