One would hope there is an IDIC hanging right next to it.
― I Walk the Ondioline (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 2 December 2016 19:25 (seven years ago) link
lol
that thing also has audio of the "ship ... out of danger?" etc. exchange
― Οὖτις, Friday, 2 December 2016 19:27 (seven years ago) link
that's amazing
― Nhex, Friday, 2 December 2016 19:56 (seven years ago) link
What? Audio too!?
Now I'm imagining Scotty telling Mary "He's dead, already"
― Spencer Chow, Friday, 2 December 2016 20:16 (seven years ago) link
https://twitter.com/JoshuaBizabcock/status/805222770686603264
― Οὖτις, Sunday, 4 December 2016 01:32 (seven years ago) link
Astounded.
― Spencer Chow, Sunday, 4 December 2016 05:23 (seven years ago) link
Spockin' around the Christmas tree.
― I Walk the Ondioline (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 4 December 2016 23:01 (seven years ago) link
Just watched Voyager's "Body and Soul" where Jeri Ryan gets to do her best Robert Picardo impression -- quite recommended.
my wife's marathon voyager rewatch reached this episode over the weekend and jeri ryan is genuinely amazing as the doctor. reminded me a bit of anna torv's equally spot-on leonard nimoy impersonation in an episode of fringe
― the criss angel's death song (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 5 December 2016 15:01 (seven years ago) link
also, watching harry kim get humiliated over and over again is really, really painful. he's such a hapless dork - and he's still an ensign after like seven years' service!
― the criss angel's death song (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 5 December 2016 15:08 (seven years ago) link
i have a borg cube christmas tree ornament. it's never seen a tree though.
― koogs, Monday, 5 December 2016 15:14 (seven years ago) link
being on voyager was a sure-fire way to kill your career prospects
if they took the full seventy years to get back, there could be an episode where nearly everyone is dead, and everyone is given senior rank on their return or made a captain, except for ensign kim
― mh 😏, Monday, 5 December 2016 15:22 (seven years ago) link
there would probably be some third-generation crew members outranking harry by that point
mh, in answer to your earlier question re: horny-tuvok episodes, i can now confirm that there's at least one!
tuvok starts getting the raging spacehorn and paris helps him out by teaching him to use the holodeck as a masturbatory aid - tuvok creates a holographic double of his wife he can hump without guilt, everyone lives happily ever after (apart from harry kim).
pretty sure there is another one earlier in the series but the details escape me tbh
― the criss angel's death song (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 5 December 2016 15:41 (seven years ago) link
I'm going to have to scroll up, as I definitely didn't mean to imply the existence of such an episode was in question
― mh 😏, Monday, 5 December 2016 15:44 (seven years ago) link
i apologise if i misunderstood!
my favourite detail from that episode was tuvok's revelation that vulcan's get hornier as they get older, which means spock-prime in the first jj abrams trek movie must have been a total fuck-machine
― the criss angel's death song (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 5 December 2016 15:50 (seven years ago) link
oh I was trying to remember if there was more than one horny Tuvok episode
I was thinking of the whole "Tuvok's ill and we're stuck far away and he has to mind meld with a Vulcan to get well" bit, maybe. Or there is another horny Tuvok episode.
― mh 😏, Monday, 5 December 2016 15:56 (seven years ago) link
wiki to the rescue:
In the Voyager episode "Blood Fever" Vulcan Ensign Vorik experiences pon farr and attempts to mate with B'Elanna Torres. Due to a partial empathic bond, Torres experiences pon farr as well. Vorik attempts to control the pon farr through meditation, drugs and a holodeck mate, while Torres, trapped on an away mission, nearly mates with Tom Paris. The pon farr is eventually resolved when Torres and Vorik battle together in the ritual fight kunat kal-if-fee on the planet.In Voyager, Tuvok experienced pon farr while the vessel was trapped far away from any other Vulcans, and so was unable to mate with his wife. Initially he claimed that he had Tarkalean flu to the crew to spare the embarrassment of discussing his actual condition. He attempted to control the pon farr through meditation and drugs, but he was not ultimately successful until he met with his wife in a holodeck program.
In Voyager, Tuvok experienced pon farr while the vessel was trapped far away from any other Vulcans, and so was unable to mate with his wife. Initially he claimed that he had Tarkalean flu to the crew to spare the embarrassment of discussing his actual condition. He attempted to control the pon farr through meditation and drugs, but he was not ultimately successful until he met with his wife in a holodeck program.
glad we got to the bottom of this horny-vulcan conundrum eventually
― the criss angel's death song (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 5 December 2016 15:59 (seven years ago) link
meditation, drugs and a holodeck mate
life goals af tbh
― the criss angel's death song (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 5 December 2016 16:00 (seven years ago) link
idk resembles my lifestyle a little too much already
― mh 😏, Monday, 5 December 2016 16:12 (seven years ago) link
waitaminute
Initially he claimed that he had Tarkalean flu to the crew to spare the embarrassment of discussing his actual condition
isn't embarrassment an emotion? wouldn't the logical thing for tuvok to do just be for him to be straight-up and 'guys i gotta fuck real bad can someone help out?'
― the criss angel's death song (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 5 December 2016 16:44 (seven years ago) link
he was sparing his crewmates' embarrassment, not his own
― mookieproof, Monday, 5 December 2016 16:50 (seven years ago) link
vulcans are exceedingly polite, it's true
― mh 😏, Monday, 5 December 2016 17:06 (seven years ago) link
https://twitter.com/NYPD106Pct/status/806870692318892032
― mookieproof, Thursday, 8 December 2016 18:56 (seven years ago) link
Death Wish reboot with Worf.
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 8 December 2016 19:09 (seven years ago) link
Quark travels back in time to NYC in 1976 and attempts to sell weapons to Robert De Niro's character from 'Taxi Driver'.
― do you play to win or are you just a bad loser? (snoball), Thursday, 8 December 2016 19:14 (seven years ago) link
At least he finally listened to his cousin Gaila.
― do you play to win or are you just a bad loser? (snoball), Thursday, 8 December 2016 19:15 (seven years ago) link
turns out DS9 is really good! i'm about halfway through season 1 and it's a very cool cast of characters with what seems like lots of possibilities for stories.
last night i watched "Progress", where Kira is tasked with removing someone from their land who would rather die than leave, and she is wrestling with this cos the same thing happened to her, and now she is on the other side of that power balance, and is torn. it was really good and felt very much like classic ST.
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 9 December 2016 02:37 (seven years ago) link
Did you see this?Deep Space Nine: a thread for (re)watching this awesome series
I'm most of the way through season 3 at this point, and it's getting better and better. I love the character of Garak!
― schwantz, Friday, 9 December 2016 02:53 (seven years ago) link
much love <3
― Nhex, Friday, 9 December 2016 03:19 (seven years ago) link
If you like it halfway through season one, you're going to LOVE it once it hits its stride.
― Jeff, Friday, 9 December 2016 11:56 (seven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OM-KpMeDqK4
― Tuomas, Tuesday, 20 December 2016 12:02 (seven years ago) link
Lol awesome
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 20 December 2016 15:04 (seven years ago) link
That's hilarious.
― DJI, Tuesday, 20 December 2016 15:41 (seven years ago) link
oh god it took me way too long to realize what was going on
― mh 😏, Tuesday, 20 December 2016 15:44 (seven years ago) link
It's the Machine That Goes "Ping!" of the sci-fi world.
― Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Tuesday, 20 December 2016 15:49 (seven years ago) link
Haha, I love the last clip.
And I hope that machine gets residuals.
― nickn, Tuesday, 20 December 2016 17:39 (seven years ago) link
Did we talk about "Who Watches the Watchers" somewhere? I love how unabashedly it insults religion, and how anything that could go wrong does in the campest way possible. Also one of the proto-Vulcans gets possessed by Bob.
― Bianca Smell BO (Leee), Thursday, 29 December 2016 18:56 (seven years ago) link
can't quite remember how the one dude went from worshiping picard to shooting him two minutes later
― mookieproof, Thursday, 29 December 2016 19:49 (seven years ago) link
i voted for that one
― difficult listening hour, Thursday, 29 December 2016 19:53 (seven years ago) link
I should've voted for it too!
Since the Picard was supposed to be all-powerful, an arrow wouldn't be able to wound him.
― Bianca Smell BO (Leee), Thursday, 29 December 2016 21:27 (seven years ago) link
rewatched the motion picture last night and noticed how it has the best-looking enterprise interior but the worst uniforms
― clouds, Thursday, 29 December 2016 21:38 (seven years ago) link
the scene in who watches the watchers where picard helps the alien villager along to a rational understanding of their equality -- "i do not fear you any longer" -- is as trek as you can get, i rly find it beautiful w the starfield slowly passing in the background.
― difficult listening hour, Friday, 30 December 2016 00:25 (seven years ago) link
as scripted it's the Federation Spreading Enlightenment but imo stewart puts over well that he is having a bewildering+transformative experience too. i'm not sure there are any better single scenes about contact even in darmok.
― difficult listening hour, Friday, 30 December 2016 00:29 (seven years ago) link
also am willing to admit that shatner in the same scene would have looked smug as fuck even before they started making out.
― difficult listening hour, Friday, 30 December 2016 00:36 (seven years ago) link
been watching TNG -- started with the ones on the top-40 list then stopped and went back to the beginning of season 3. too much at once really points out how hard it is to make things difficult for our heroes -- subspace interference/radiation storms/tachyon particles always messing with the warp drive amirite -- but it's pretty good. 'the inner light' made me cry
wesley still sux
― mookieproof, Friday, 30 December 2016 22:16 (seven years ago) link
lol in that interview when he can't remember Troi's name
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 31 December 2016 19:42 (seven years ago) link
What interview?
― Tuomas, Saturday, 31 December 2016 23:17 (seven years ago) link
http://trekmovie.com/2009/08/26/rick-berman-talks-18-years-of-trek-in-extensive-oral-history
got my threads mixed up, this was posted in DS9 talk
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 1 January 2017 16:34 (seven years ago) link
Did anyone read '50 Year Mission: the first 25 years'?
― great Canadian prog-psych debut from 1969 (Sparkle Motion), Sunday, 1 January 2017 18:47 (seven years ago) link
"Rascals" -- not that bad! I could've done without any of the Ferengi stuff, though, and the episode would've been massively improved if it focused merely on the affected individuals. The Ro/Guinan scenes are lovely.
― https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmy8x2Lm7rE (Leee), Friday, 6 January 2017 03:19 (seven years ago) link