EFL My Concubine - Football League and beyond 2016-17

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looking back thru the haze it's my considered opinion that we was really, really gash

brex yourself before you wrex yourself (Noodle Vague), Friday, 2 December 2016 11:25 (seven years ago) link

NUFC down to nine men but leading 1-0 bcz Marlow saved two penalties... Ok.

Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 2 December 2016 20:42 (seven years ago) link

disgusting indictment of the harrowing effects of bantz on society that i'm morbidly watching this instead of napoli v inter

r|t|c, Friday, 2 December 2016 21:04 (seven years ago) link

I was watching Bayern wishing theyd get a kicking at Mainz. But they didnt. Then switched to NUFC wishing theyd get a kicking. They didn't. A Bendtner equalizer hardly balm for the forlorn soul.

We all die alone, I'm aware, but at least we're not alone in dying alone. #bluefootballfriday

Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 2 December 2016 21:20 (seven years ago) link

hey, great week

brex yourself before you wrex yourself (Noodle Vague), Friday, 2 December 2016 21:21 (seven years ago) link

Bless u NV.

It should not be allowed for NUFC to get a point from this tbh

Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 2 December 2016 21:24 (seven years ago) link

Never in doubt, sunshiney day etc

Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 2 December 2016 21:35 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/NickMiller79/status/805062925551595520/video/1

yikes

r|t|c, Saturday, 3 December 2016 15:05 (seven years ago) link

Lambert going on and on about too many players and we need to have a clear-out in January, and now we've given Dave Edwards a new contract

ffs i feel like i'm wearing those glasses from They Live

Our Sweet Fredrest (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 10 December 2016 11:41 (seven years ago) link

similarly i am mildly concerned about olly carrying on about crypto-english values while sidelining potentially two of our best players in ngbakoto and borysiuk

r|t|c, Saturday, 10 December 2016 12:06 (seven years ago) link

in particular he has previously suggested the french players (ngbakoto) don't run enough and then later when asked what former player he could do with replied matt phillips which smh

r|t|c, Saturday, 10 December 2016 12:09 (seven years ago) link

OT but is there any way to watch MK Dons vs AFC on this fine miserable afternoon?

Le Bateau Ivre, Saturday, 10 December 2016 12:12 (seven years ago) link

eurostar to st pancras, short walk to euston, half hour to mk

Dave Plaintive rapper with classical training (imago), Saturday, 10 December 2016 12:19 (seven years ago) link

:)

Le Bateau Ivre, Saturday, 10 December 2016 12:35 (seven years ago) link

more than happy to accept the need for considered patience UNLESS YOU FUCKING LOSE TO FUCKING ROTHERHAM YOU FUCKING CUNTS

r|t|c, Saturday, 10 December 2016 15:57 (seven years ago) link

better late than never eh?

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CzACiKtXcAAgzLj.jpg:large

Our Sweet Fredrest (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 10 December 2016 16:05 (seven years ago) link

would rather watch Kristin Chenoweth than follow this shower of Dave Fucking Edwards shit tbh

Our Sweet Fredrest (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 10 December 2016 16:06 (seven years ago) link

hang on i take some of it back

Our Sweet Fredrest (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 10 December 2016 16:47 (seven years ago) link

lol guess who scored the winner

Our Sweet Fredrest (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 10 December 2016 16:49 (seven years ago) link

lol guess who scored the winner a goal

Our Sweet Fredrest (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 10 December 2016 16:53 (seven years ago) link

ah well, ludicrous 8 goal roller coaster clearly a huge step forward from Lambert's first few games

Our Sweet Fredrest (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 10 December 2016 16:56 (seven years ago) link

we would lose a game like that 6-2, we haven't scored more than 2 all season.

calzino, Saturday, 10 December 2016 16:59 (seven years ago) link

yeah, the fact that we seem to have started scoring is mollifying me a fair bit

Our Sweet Fredrest (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 10 December 2016 17:01 (seven years ago) link

lol! a chant from the Wimbledon fans today was:

WHERE WERE YOU WHEN YOU WERE US

calzino, Saturday, 10 December 2016 17:11 (seven years ago) link

good work

Our Sweet Fredrest (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 10 December 2016 17:15 (seven years ago) link

Yay! my Town,Brighton, Fleetwood, White Shite acc came in tonight. Fleetwood getting the winner 11 against 10 on 90+5. I love it when an acc teases you to the death, unlike a sweaty glistening Gove bearing on down on you with an erection !

calzino, Tuesday, 13 December 2016 21:46 (seven years ago) link

apologies, been on the isle of jurra tonight.

calzino, Tuesday, 13 December 2016 21:47 (seven years ago) link

lol

Dave Plaintive rapper with classical training (imago), Tuesday, 13 December 2016 21:47 (seven years ago) link

our cup replay's just gone to extra time meanwhile ;_;

Dave Plaintive rapper with classical training (imago), Tuesday, 13 December 2016 21:47 (seven years ago) link

wish i supported the Isle of Jura tbh

Our Sweet Fredrest (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 13 December 2016 22:31 (seven years ago) link

listening to bbc radio derby commentary and the execrable partisan gobshite wanker CRAIG RAMAGE has got me wanting us to win more than if it was a cup final

"coom on dehby these are no big shakes"

r|t|c, Wednesday, 14 December 2016 21:07 (seven years ago) link

fucking fuck

r|t|c, Wednesday, 14 December 2016 21:27 (seven years ago) link

FFS we will never be able to sign Kachunga permanently at this rate:(

calzino, Friday, 16 December 2016 20:29 (seven years ago) link

This is the 2nd time I used acestream now for a match stream. The program has done loads of unsavoury stuff like associating all vid/audio files with it but not installed any trojans yet. it is shit hot tbh.

calzino, Friday, 16 December 2016 20:44 (seven years ago) link

another textbook, close them out 2-1 win. another 11 of these we could be contenders. But i don't think my nerves could take our shit set-piece defending in the context of a playoff game.

calzino, Friday, 16 December 2016 21:51 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PI_Jl5WFQkA

Cav and Costa having it at last

Rock Wokeman (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 17 December 2016 16:38 (seven years ago) link

that fucking candy crush draw killed my treble :(

calzino, Saturday, 17 December 2016 17:03 (seven years ago) link

we were so so shit

avant-metal black metal illbient microtonal poetry Surbiton (imago), Saturday, 17 December 2016 17:15 (seven years ago) link

brain seeping out of my ears. two crap sides fumbling in the morning blear, naturally. chery has perhaps understandably totally lost the will to live under holloway. slowly turning into smithies vs jonathan codger duel. will finish 0-1 to them.

r|t|c, Sunday, 18 December 2016 13:22 (seven years ago) link

fatalityyyyy

illbient microtonal poetry Surbiton (imago), Sunday, 18 December 2016 13:42 (seven years ago) link

always warms my heart how someone w/ such an effete & neomodernist musical aesthetic still fucks w/ the grim lumpen inevitability of champo fitba

illbient microtonal poetry Surbiton (imago), Sunday, 18 December 2016 14:07 (seven years ago) link

i guess we're all searching for transcendence in the muck

illbient microtonal poetry Surbiton (imago), Sunday, 18 December 2016 14:07 (seven years ago) link

LESS FACKIN DO THIS

illbient microtonal poetry Surbiton (imago), Wednesday, 21 December 2016 19:47 (seven years ago) link

longest night of the year

illbient microtonal poetry Surbiton (imago), Wednesday, 21 December 2016 20:35 (seven years ago) link

spare a fucking thought, lads

illbient microtonal poetry Surbiton (imago), Wednesday, 21 December 2016 21:43 (seven years ago) link

On this day 59 years ago some shower of shite lost a game where they were 5-1 up against 10 men.

http://www.examiner.co.uk/sport/football/news/charlton-7-6-huddersfield-town-12355401

calzino, Wednesday, 21 December 2016 22:26 (seven years ago) link

Sorry dude I was watching Pasolini so at least we were both contemplating existential despair

Rock Wokeman (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 21 December 2016 22:42 (seven years ago) link

lol ty both

illbient microtonal poetry Surbiton (imago), Wednesday, 21 December 2016 23:01 (seven years ago) link

"Then there was the crowd. I cannot give them any marks for sportsmanship. Both Kennon and Simpson complained after the match that orange peel and other small objects were thrown at them."

r|t|c, Wednesday, 21 December 2016 23:19 (seven years ago) link


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