I like the bit about him having to go round filling people's glasses at the Christmas party.
― Matt DC, Friday, 18 November 2016 18:52 (seven years ago) link
been "disgracefully treated" apparently.
― pandemic, Saturday, 19 November 2016 18:51 (seven years ago) link
would explain the poor quality finish
― the kids are alt right (darraghmac), Saturday, 19 November 2016 18:55 (seven years ago) link
...ing
― The Doug Walters of Crime (Tom D.), Saturday, 19 November 2016 19:09 (seven years ago) link
yeah look
― the kids are alt right (darraghmac), Saturday, 19 November 2016 19:12 (seven years ago) link
I've been disgracefully treated by good red wine in my time but I've only ever had myself to blame
― For bodies we are ready to build pyramids (wtev), Sunday, 20 November 2016 07:56 (seven years ago) link
FA officials decided to shepherd the pair away around 11pm but they later returned to the wedding, where Rooney downed red wine while shouting obscenities at the DJ.
He is also said to have chatted for hours with a couple of female guests and later became “touchy-feely” with several others while “bumbling” around.
At one point he told the DJ to “turn the f*****g music up!”. He was also heard yelling “shut the f*** up” at guests as he listened to music on a phone.
The Man United ace had earlier surprised guests by playing the piano — but a second attempt ended in embarrassment. A guest said: “He got back on around 4.30am and collapsed on the keys. His head was resting on them. A woman picked him up.”
Guests had asked Jagielka to help but he is said to have answered: “No, f*** Wayne, he’s paid more than me and is big enough and ugly enough to look after himself.”
― r|t|c, Sunday, 20 November 2016 10:17 (seven years ago) link
mixing in just enough truth there jagz
― the kids are alt right (darraghmac), Sunday, 20 November 2016 10:25 (seven years ago) link
Pleased to see Fergie has passed on his love of the piano to his charges. And red wine.
― The Doug Walters of Crime (Tom D.), Sunday, 20 November 2016 10:34 (seven years ago) link
Manchester United striker Wayne Rooney says reaction to his late-night conduct on England duty has been "disgraceful" and has vowed he is "not finished yet".
what a session, still on it a week later.
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Sunday, 20 November 2016 10:54 (seven years ago) link
Determined to nail "Imagine" one day.
― The Doug Walters of Crime (Tom D.), Sunday, 20 November 2016 10:56 (seven years ago) link
does he do children's parties?
― brex yourself before you wrex yourself (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 20 November 2016 11:04 (seven years ago) link
feel like a user need for "interior life of wayne rooney" is developing
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Sunday, 20 November 2016 11:05 (seven years ago) link
No one needs confirmation that's it's over for him once and for all, but if you ever needed it all you'd need to do is take one look at his beard.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 20 November 2016 12:16 (seven years ago) link
"Ugly enough to look after himself", harsh but fair imho.
Quite the scene though. Shouting at the dj to turn it up, then turn it down again because he's listening to tunes on his phone, at a party. What was on Rooney's iPhone, one wonders? The man is in despair.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Sunday, 20 November 2016 12:42 (seven years ago) link
Quite the scene though. Shouting at the dj to turn it up, then turn it down again because he's listening to tunes on his phone, at a party.
Not even just a party - a wedding reception for people he didn't even know
― Ireland's Industry (that is what we are) (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Sunday, 20 November 2016 13:49 (seven years ago) link
I've been thinking has this all been a set up to hasten his departure from the England team.
― For bodies we are ready to build pyramids (wtev), Sunday, 20 November 2016 19:03 (seven years ago) link
they spiked his tenth drink huh
― the kids are alt right (darraghmac), Sunday, 20 November 2016 19:49 (seven years ago) link
i had a similar thought the other day, they offered him this as a more dignified way of getting dropped rather than just because he's shit at football
― brex yourself before you wrex yourself (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 20 November 2016 19:56 (seven years ago) link
kinda like The Spider's Stratagem but with wedding DJs
― brex yourself before you wrex yourself (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 20 November 2016 19:58 (seven years ago) link
theme of the traitor and the he-roo
― r|t|c, Sunday, 20 November 2016 20:03 (seven years ago) link
it was under our noses all along
― brex yourself before you wrex yourself (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 20 November 2016 20:06 (seven years ago) link
there was a trail of lager leading to the old abandoned footballer's room
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Sunday, 20 November 2016 20:13 (seven years ago) link
Rooney at Colonus: the Interior Life
― brex yourself before you wrex yourself (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 20 November 2016 20:15 (seven years ago) link
Et mou b-roote
― the kids are alt right (darraghmac), Sunday, 20 November 2016 20:33 (seven years ago) link
Jagz agreed to do it in return for an undisclosed % of profit on roo's fourth book, tentatively titled "Daddy what did you do in the world cup?"
― For bodies we are ready to build pyramids (wtev), Monday, 21 November 2016 14:54 (seven years ago) link
answer: a shit
― the kids are alt right (darraghmac), Monday, 21 November 2016 16:29 (seven years ago) link