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Pours us all a round of Balvenie.

Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, 9 November 2016 10:42 (seven years ago) link

Jeppson's Malört, morelike.

i push more weight than giles corey (Pillbox), Wednesday, 9 November 2016 10:47 (seven years ago) link

I know my attitude to alcohol is unhealthy, but right now I don't want to drink. I expect it's a manifestation of shock.

Diana Fire (j.lu), Wednesday, 9 November 2016 20:11 (seven years ago) link

america

F♯ A♯ (∞), Wednesday, 9 November 2016 20:24 (seven years ago) link

I tried getting drunk and it didn't do anything to numb the pain. Maybe I'm just not cut out to be an alcoholic.

xiphoid beetlebum (rushomancy), Wednesday, 9 November 2016 20:57 (seven years ago) link

I don't think alcohol is going to do anything for me rn and the idea of waking up with a hangover in a Trump administration is a new horror that I hadn't even considered. I should probably stop drinking altogether and send the savings to immigrant rights orgs.

JoeStork, Wednesday, 9 November 2016 21:11 (seven years ago) link

I'll be drunk this time tomorrow. And it will have nothing to do with the election.

calstars, Wednesday, 9 November 2016 21:49 (seven years ago) link

alcoholic tendencies: I settled in at about 9pm (et) last night, content to watch the latest episode of Westworld on one screen while perpetually reloading the NYT election stats page on another. Around the point it became clear that Trump was closing in on all key battleground states, I relocated to my local bar to be amongst friends and watch the rest unfold. I've been drinking steadily ever since - pacing myself, mind, but if ever there were occasion to indulge unsound habits in the interest of cushioning the DEVASTATING BLOW OF REALITY, it's today.

i push more weight than giles corey (Pillbox), Wednesday, 9 November 2016 22:13 (seven years ago) link

WHOOP WHOOP

calstars, Thursday, 10 November 2016 21:53 (seven years ago) link

Pretty conspicuous by this point no?

calstars, Thursday, 10 November 2016 23:50 (seven years ago) link

So fucked up. Carry on.

calstars, Thursday, 10 November 2016 23:50 (seven years ago) link

Last bar on the left

calstars, Thursday, 10 November 2016 23:52 (seven years ago) link

two years pass...

Hiya

boxedjoy, Sunday, 13 January 2019 01:53 (five years ago) link

one year passes...

Okay, who besides me is drunk and pissed off?

Infanta Terrible (j.lu), Saturday, 19 September 2020 00:59 (three years ago) link

With luck and perseverance, I'll be there soon.

And I'd literally just gotten over the 'I need a drink every night because COVID panic' hump and started breathing a little easier. Never forget: there are an endless number of shoes just waiting for their chance to drop.

Wessonality Crisis (Old Lunch), Saturday, 19 September 2020 01:08 (three years ago) link

it's

superdeep borehole (harbl), Saturday, 19 September 2020 01:11 (three years ago) link

fuck

superdeep borehole (harbl), Saturday, 19 September 2020 01:11 (three years ago) link

Yes, I always say things can ALWAYS get worse. What else is 2020 going to do to demonstrate that?

Infanta Terrible (j.lu), Saturday, 19 September 2020 01:12 (three years ago) link

WHOSE drunk

superdeep borehole (harbl), Saturday, 19 September 2020 01:12 (three years ago) link

Are you my drunk?

Infanta Terrible (j.lu), Saturday, 19 September 2020 01:13 (three years ago) link

Hey now

calstars, Saturday, 19 September 2020 01:13 (three years ago) link

i'm drunk and high at the same time
drinkin champagne on the airplane

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Saturday, 19 September 2020 01:14 (three years ago) link

whose drunk is this
it's mine it's mine it's mine

superdeep borehole (harbl), Saturday, 19 September 2020 01:14 (three years ago) link

Sit rep: windy evening yields fewer patrons

calstars, Saturday, 19 September 2020 01:14 (three years ago) link

Whos let the drunks out
Whos
Whos whos whos

Wessonality Crisis (Old Lunch), Saturday, 19 September 2020 01:15 (three years ago) link

I'm literally robotripping

rip van wanko, Saturday, 19 September 2020 01:18 (three years ago) link

ordering liquor right now. had a bad enough week with work and spraining my ankle last night and now...RBG.

housesitting and blasting Autopsy on my friend's 70 inch tv/sound system. threatening neighbors.

i cannot feel again until tomorrow morning

Neanderthal, Saturday, 19 September 2020 01:21 (three years ago) link

Hi dere

calstars, Saturday, 19 September 2020 19:54 (three years ago) link

Since November 2016, with some weeks off. I've found a number of papers that could justify 2 bottle/week wine habits for health. 14 per week doesn't seem to have any benefits.

Disgraced, committing sudoku (Sanpaku), Saturday, 19 September 2020 22:03 (three years ago) link

one year passes...

So I'm 1) drunk and 2) wide awake. Does this suck or what?

Infanta Terrible (j.lu), Saturday, 9 April 2022 05:08 (two years ago) link

be even drunker imo

mookieproof, Saturday, 9 April 2022 05:15 (two years ago) link

I have founded also getting high helps the sleeping.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 9 April 2022 05:57 (two years ago) link


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