Twitter C/D

#bashtag = been mugged
#cashtag = been paid
#dashtag = late
#fashtag = of sartorial matters
#gashtag = got laid
#lashtag = drunk
#mashtag = drugz
#pashtag = fell in love
#washtag = no clean clothes
#smashtag = got laid (variant)
#trashtag = slagging people off
#gnashtag = food
#stashtag = hoarding
#slashtag = you don't want to know

Thanks. Now all my friends think they're Christgau.

The SEC...on Twitter!

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/money_co/2009/04/ok-so-we-all-knew-that-new-securities-and-exchange-commission-chairwoman-mary-schapiro-was-going-to-take-a-get-tough-stance.html

Guys, I'm speaking at a Twitter Conference!

http://www.140conf.com/speakers

I wish Garu G had a Twitter.

Just who we always wanted on Twitter.

AP gravely misquoted my staff, saying I 'changed my mind' on the stimulus package. For accurate info, go to http://tinyurl.com/c7v84t.
about 9 hours ago from web

Was so hoping for a rickroll

Check out this encouraging video covering the Emmonak job fair, narrated by Rural Affairs Advisor John Moller!

This can't be her, as I'm sure she can't spell or be able to use them computer machines.

ayo technology

http://twitter.com/rodneyjgreene

first.

Considering removing some ilxors with whom it's impossible to have a conversation (you are asleep when I'm awake and vice versa). PLEASE don't take it as an affront.

Also I've forgotten who ~50% of you are (I'm vzzzbx) which isn't helping. PLEASE don't take that as an affront either.

Hey fuck you asshole. ;-)

http://blog.blprnt.com/blog/blprnt/just-landed-processing-twitter-metacarta-hidden-data

woah

The next level part of that would be using the info to rob all their houses at once

Can't load Twitter. Anybody else having the same problem?

obviously, whiney must twitter the conference AND the speech as he's giving it

Just passed adam carolla on 101. Nice silver Jag...with the family..exited Coldwater. I gave him a wave out window. He had no idea 'twas me
about 22 hours ago from TwitterBerry - Billy Bush

Okay, I'm sorry, Twitter is now funny and worth (some) investment.

BTW, ILXors, who was that famous surrealist that videotaped his own death by strangulation back in the 1970s? Genesis P Orridge was a fan.

R M Nixon

*golf clap* Good show, good show.

http://twitter.com/mcskatkat

I'm adding ILXors I recognize, have to start combing through this thread to find ppl...

holy shit, Carlos Mencia's twitter

http://www.cracked.com/blog/a-special-look-at-carlos-mencias-twitter/

I'm feeling cracked writer totally livid over mencia twitter

ahhh, that's who mcskatcat is. I was trying to figure that out to no avail

I was just looking at the 77 thread in that guy's honor yesterday.

Me: http://twitter.com/sickmouthy

Still trying to fathom what it's for.

is it rude to follow people without introducing yourself? i'm not familiar enough with twitter etiquette (twitiquette?)

Nope, absolutely not rude to follow without introducing yourself.

I think people generally WANT followers unless their account is friends-only.

i think i might get one, realised there was quite a few folk who i'd like to follow. Though no doubt my tweets will be ultra inane.

you follow but you cant dm until they follow you back. kinda dumb but cuts down on spam i reckon.

I RECKON

http://twitter.com/morgank

https://twitter.com/mjendo

obviously with the caveat i made two posts above.

not rude, I just spend an inordinate time trying to figure out why ppl I don't know would follow me is it

It's depressing when 99% of people who start following you are not actual people but evil spam bots.

evil spam bots or otherwise people who just seem to have nothing in common with you. that's unfortunate, because i'm always looking for cool new people/entities to follow.

everyone should follow my friend @bookbrothel and join in on her book-related contests! (She has a lot of publishers anxious to send people free books.)

pourmecoffee has some pretty funny deadpan commentary on us politics

markknoller - CBS news radio white house correspondent. live updates on what's happening & all obama events, white house press conferences, etc. he's v straightforward about it & not snarky at all which i really appreciate.

seanbaby wrote that mencia twitter blog and oh my it was funny

Hahah is that what Seanbaby has been up to? Bless his heart.

OK, this guy:

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c287/expatrica/edwardlewis_normal.jpg

If you're Following 1,000+ people including moi, I might suggest sending moi an @ mention before I BLOCK you. How's that? Talk to me.
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there's all kinds of music bloggers or whatever that have 3x as many followers than me, and they all follow 1,000+ people. Just adding people to juke your stats number is the saddest shit in the world imo

I don't know anything about all that. I just can't believe this smarmy douche and his use of "moi".

Talk to me.

I've heard that "post on my wall!" is the new "call me!"

http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/KellyTwitter.jpg

"BEEP! BOOP!"

ADULTS

Any suggestions for software or websites to manage multiple twitter accounts (on Windows)?

I've ended up with 3 twitter identities with distinct purposes and am finding it a real pain to switch from one to the other. I'd love a website where I could quickly select which one I was viewing or posting as via a simple drop down box, or via a series of tabs...

Is such a thing possible? Available?

Trying http://www.twitiq.com/ which offers what I was looking for.

Looking good initially.

A google for 'managing multiple twitter accounts' gave me a plethora of choices. Anyone used this one or any others?

I use twhirl, very sleek and basic interface, which I like.