Forrest McNeil's "Review"

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"But sleeping with Mrs. Greenfield presented daunting challenges. I had never met her and she was obviously married. (google image searching: ooh, she's charming!) But thanks to our modern collective disinterest in privacy, I was able to find basic information about my sex target rapidly."

i almost fell over

― Bouncy Castlevania (Will M.), Wednesday, August 26, 2015 12:33 AM (one year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I need to watch this

Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Monday, 31 October 2016 00:24 (seven years ago) link

four months pass...

new episodes starting Thursday

https://twitter.com/TVsAndyDaly/status/840643229154336769

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 14 March 2017 21:12 (seven years ago) link

I feel like I really want this show to jsut do ONE low-stakes episode, and soon, because it is escalating so hard that it's getting hard to keep suspending disbelief in a way. like an episode where he just eats spicy food and poops at a wedding or something to cleanse the palate

― nerd shit (Will M.), Wednesday, September 23, 2015 10:52 PM (one year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lmao - close enough!

the portentous pepper (govern yourself accordingly), Saturday, 18 March 2017 09:47 (seven years ago) link

although they've announced episodes 1-3, they are also being extremely, intentionally coy about exactly how many episodes are in this season, which leads me to believe that something very interesting is gonna happen to this show in a couple weeks

the portentous pepper (govern yourself accordingly), Saturday, 18 March 2017 09:49 (seven years ago) link

Off to an amazing start

Οὖτις, Saturday, 18 March 2017 13:41 (seven years ago) link

Yeah first ep was great. Urbaniak is so good in this, and I loved the Clockwork Orange style home and assistant he had.

lol @ murder trial resolution. and the whole "Forgiveness" review.

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 28 March 2017 20:32 (seven years ago) link

This show is completely brilliant--the Helen Keller courtroom scene was one of the funniest things I've ever seen

neva missa lost, wednesday nights on abc (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 28 March 2017 21:44 (seven years ago) link

my wife and I were joking around about how this will end, ie. Forrest on his deathbed reviewing "Death" and choking out "five.... stars!" before croaking

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 28 March 2017 22:08 (seven years ago) link

I think the first line his lawyer ever says (after showing up late) is "Sorry, I couldn't find my shoes!" Which is just so perfect.

"Do you want them to think you're a murderer or a self-defenser?"

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 01:48 (seven years ago) link

I think the final review is probably gonna be "Life". I'd say its about 50/50 he survives the series

frogbs, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 21:09 (seven years ago) link

grant is the chekhov's gun imo

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 21:15 (seven years ago) link

perfect ending

Οὖτις, Monday, 3 April 2017 17:26 (seven years ago) link

Amazing just how they went so dark in season 2 and then went darker still for season 3.

Dan Worsley, Monday, 3 April 2017 17:36 (seven years ago) link

grant's final twist of the knife was brutal

Οὖτις, Monday, 3 April 2017 17:53 (seven years ago) link

swapping places with the co-host and having her just say, "eh, I decided not to do it" was pretty brilliant

frogbs, Monday, 3 April 2017 17:59 (seven years ago) link

and the cryogenics thing was so close to him actually reviewing "death" like I was joking about above

Οὖτις, Monday, 3 April 2017 18:06 (seven years ago) link

the last call was from the guy who played myles barlow on the original review, the australian show upon which the american one is based. i know this bc i just started watching the original bc i just heard of it!

why ruin a good tradition? (Will M.), Monday, 3 April 2017 21:59 (seven years ago) link

wait waht?

Οὖτις, Monday, 3 April 2017 22:21 (seven years ago) link

I had no idea!

Οὖτις, Monday, 3 April 2017 22:23 (seven years ago) link

yeah! i had no idea either! "review with myles barlow", i've watched 3 eps so far, its different enough (simply because it's not andy daly, and really, who is?) to enjoy.

why ruin a good tradition? (Will M.), Monday, 3 April 2017 22:51 (seven years ago) link

really thought they were gonna kill him off but I think Forrest blowing his only chance at redemption was a better ending

frogbs, Tuesday, 4 April 2017 02:44 (seven years ago) link

can't believe the 3rd season was only 3 eps :/

frogbs, Tuesday, 4 April 2017 02:44 (seven years ago) link

yeah i whooped when he came on. the australian REVIEW is darker in some ways than the US version, but in other ways not. i like it (it's on hulu in case anyone wants to check it out).

maura, Tuesday, 4 April 2017 14:42 (seven years ago) link

http://i.onionstatic.com/avclub/6269/60/original/800.jpg

frogbs, Tuesday, 4 April 2017 15:00 (seven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Not sure the last three episodes were terribly funny, but given I hasn't expected the show to come back at all, I guess they let us down easy OK.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 20 April 2017 18:35 (seven years ago) link

one year passes...

Goddamn this show is great

blood, loud screaming and nudity (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Tuesday, 12 March 2019 04:47 (five years ago) link


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