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haha i just woke up and put one in before i even found my underpants. this is not good.

put one in....

Chris B. Sure (Chris V), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 16:21 (twenty years ago) link

nicotine by suppository

Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 16:22 (twenty years ago) link

i think they forget "stupidity" on those warning labels

fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 16:24 (twenty years ago) link

haha i just woke up and put one in before i even found my underpants. this is not good.

Yeah I do that too.

And yeah, I think they are right about the mouth thing, my mouth has been hurting lately.

Allyzay, Tuesday, 18 November 2003 16:25 (twenty years ago) link

I smoke about 1/2 a pack a day of Kentucky's Best. It's a brand put out by a farmer's coop that's just north of where I live. No chemicals, good smoke, supports local farmers and not tobacco conglomerates, and only $1.79 a pack!

I tried to quit for the first time a couple of months ago, because my then-girlfriend was quitting. It was an act of solidarity that ultimately lead to us breaking up. The tipping point was the severe crankiness.

I like smoking, but imagine I'll stop when I move away from Kentucky into an area where it's not socially mandatory.

Dale the Titled (cprek), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 16:29 (twenty years ago) link

I used to smoke about 20 a day & more at the w/e's. I quit about 4 or 5 years ago though which i am so grateful for now. I do miss it still though occassionally. J used to smoke which never used to bother me, but he has been given up for 11 months now.

Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 16:30 (twenty years ago) link

packs in the US are only 20, right? in Canada, they're 25. That's right. TwentyFIVE!
Hardcore.

Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 16:31 (twenty years ago) link

a pack? do you mean carton?

Dale the Titled (cprek), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 16:34 (twenty years ago) link

20 cigs to a pack, I mean

Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 16:35 (twenty years ago) link

i had my first smoke after Reagan was shot. the whole family was crowded around the television. i snuck out back and fired up one of my monms Benson and hedges. i love to smoke. i quit sometimes for a few months or so. i do not smoke in bed or around other people. whick means i basically smoke in trees and in my house
if you want to get to know me, it helps if you are a smoker (this has been told to me before, but i think its a big lie)

kephm, Tuesday, 18 November 2003 16:41 (twenty years ago) link

I used to have a reputation for getting people who had quit smoking to start up again, because I enjoyed it so much and I looked so fucking cool.

Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 16:43 (twenty years ago) link

I remember when I was living at home (about 16) & there was a big argument in my house & i went in the garden and had a sneaky ciggie.

Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 16:43 (twenty years ago) link

i remember when I had a lit cigarette in my mouth and I inhaled, and then I felt really good.

Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 16:44 (twenty years ago) link

Stop it now!

Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 16:45 (twenty years ago) link

third link should have read

Category: Shopping > Health > Substance Abuse > Smoking Cessation

Sébastien Chikara (Sébastien Chikara), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 16:46 (twenty years ago) link

I saw an infomercial selling a software to quit smoking. It was quite ingenious, somesort of a schedule to gradually increase the time between each cigarettes til one quits. Anyone know the name of this thing? Smoking kills too much! A software like this have to be available under a GNU General Public License

Sébastien Chikara (Sébastien Chikara), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 16:52 (twenty years ago) link

could you please fuck off to one of those threads you just linked. k, thnx.

fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 16:55 (twenty years ago) link

I said what had to say: smoking is a turn off. thank you and good bye.

Sébastien Chikara (Sébastien Chikara), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 16:57 (twenty years ago) link

snap! i will never get the fucking again!!!

kephm, Tuesday, 18 November 2003 17:00 (twenty years ago) link

five years pass...

It's really not that bad -- he only smokes when he's drinking

you can either be v v important or smash teenagers (nabisco), Thursday, 22 January 2009 19:48 (fifteen years ago) link

two months pass...

i want to quit. i'm ready to quit.

the table is the table, Wednesday, 8 April 2009 18:02 (fifteen years ago) link

Unless you're smoking a cigarette as you read, you've quit! You're not smoking, therefore you are no longer a smoker. All you have to do is not buy any cigarettes and not smoke any cigarettes.

I have faith in you.

Veteran of the Psychic Wars (Abbott), Wednesday, 8 April 2009 18:17 (fifteen years ago) link

Run your current cigarettes under water, throw them away, and say, "Fudge off, you fucks."

Veteran of the Psychic Wars (Abbott), Wednesday, 8 April 2009 18:18 (fifteen years ago) link

baptize those fuckin' smokes

The Devil's Avocado (Gukbe), Wednesday, 8 April 2009 18:27 (fifteen years ago) link

just smoke them

conrad, Wednesday, 8 April 2009 18:31 (fifteen years ago) link

w/ your mouth

conrad, Wednesday, 8 April 2009 18:32 (fifteen years ago) link

nine months pass...

So I've been curious about these "fire-safe" cigarettes which are going to replace the normal ones in 2011. Do they really taste any different?

groovemaaan, Sunday, 31 January 2010 19:13 (fourteen years ago) link

ten months pass...

GODDAMN I miss smoking. Yeah, it was a filthy habit, and I was lucky to be able to quit without angst, and it was a part of clubs where these days I can't smoke, but....

Popular Beat Combo Platter (j.lu), Tuesday, 30 November 2010 03:58 (thirteen years ago) link

Unless I drink, I can only smoke two a day: one before work and one in the early evening, after dinner and wine. Boy, I love those two fags.

look at it, pwn3d, made u look at my peen/vadge (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 30 November 2010 04:03 (thirteen years ago) link

this weekend I'd friends in town so to hell with that schedule alas.

look at it, pwn3d, made u look at my peen/vadge (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 30 November 2010 04:03 (thirteen years ago) link

Smoking and drinking, such a lovely concept....

Popular Beat Combo Platter (j.lu), Tuesday, 30 November 2010 04:07 (thirteen years ago) link

i smoke 3 packs a day, love it

buzza, Tuesday, 30 November 2010 04:09 (thirteen years ago) link

Are you still able to smoke inside where you are?

Popular Beat Combo Platter (j.lu), Tuesday, 30 November 2010 04:26 (thirteen years ago) link

rip buzza

(ㅅ) (am0n), Tuesday, 30 November 2010 04:31 (thirteen years ago) link

Cigarettes are great. If they didn't make my body feel like shit, I'd spend every day smoking in a plastic bubble suit, happily secure from the clumsy masses in my world of smoke.

Spectrum, Tuesday, 30 November 2010 04:34 (thirteen years ago) link

I poop too much.

― Labia, Tuesday, November 18, 2003 11:17 AM (7 years ago)

(ㅅ) (am0n), Tuesday, 30 November 2010 05:00 (thirteen years ago) link

* MotherWhimsey

So I had to poop this afternoon and sat down and when I started to push I felt a lot of pressure in my labia and vagina. So I touched and they were totally swollen and hard. Is that normal? Is that okay or does it mean anything. It just kind of freaked me out cause it made it feel a lot like labor pushing to poop (minus the contractions and all that). But it resolved right after I was finished. Thanks, and sorry for the waaaaaaay TMI.

buzza, Tuesday, 30 November 2010 06:13 (thirteen years ago) link

(ㅅ)

(ㅅ) (am0n), Tuesday, 30 November 2010 06:17 (thirteen years ago) link

one year passes...

i fucking hate that people smoke

3hunn O))) (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 22 March 2012 17:04 (twelve years ago) link

cities should buy out of business storefronts and turn them into smoking lounges and ban smoking outdoors imo, shit is poisoning the air

3hunn O))) (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 22 March 2012 17:05 (twelve years ago) link

smoking cigarettes may be the least sensible thing that you can do as a human being

3hunn O))) (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 22 March 2012 17:05 (twelve years ago) link

one thing people always forget to mention about spring is that it means that smoke is fucking EVERYWHERE

3hunn O))) (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 22 March 2012 17:06 (twelve years ago) link

i just spent 30 mins walking downtown and i feel like i switched lungs with don draper

3hunn O))) (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 22 March 2012 17:07 (twelve years ago) link

otm

iatee, Thursday, 22 March 2012 17:07 (twelve years ago) link

jordan ur really getting upset

surm, Thursday, 22 March 2012 17:07 (twelve years ago) link

people who smoke should have to pay the rest of us money every time anyone around them has to deal with it

iatee, Thursday, 22 March 2012 17:08 (twelve years ago) link

whoa

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 22 March 2012 17:09 (twelve years ago) link

you guys seem tense

here, have a cigarette: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a2/Mini_E-Cigarette_%28ecis%29.jpg

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Thursday, 22 March 2012 17:09 (twelve years ago) link


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