Twitter C/D

just let it die

bring back "faily" the fail whale

twitter's only usable at all anymore b/c tweetbot, if they finally choke tweetbot to death I quit twitter

Dilbert did it

haha i just sent someone a fb msg 'scott adams revenge'

(it was actually me, i hate twitter and its bad tweets)

I can't get to Twitter or the NYTimes so I have no idea what's going on

Trump's dead.

rip u beautiful boy

http://i.imgur.com/2qhCNMf.png

it's been fine for me?

down 4 me currently on both web and mobile, but was fine until a few mins ago

working all day 4 me

set my vpn to be in england and its working now, oi m8

sorted then, cheers

still issues uploading images tho

no fail whale b/c it's not a twitter problem, it's a dyndns problem. i wonder if twitter still uses the fail whale, though

they have a diff illustration w these alien robot lookin things

Try finding it maybe? Hello

helllooooo internet

i got around the dns problems by switching (for now) to opendns, which uses caching: https://blog.opendns.com/2009/04/24/smartcache-the-best-reason-yet-to-switch-to-opendns/

i sometimes like this account but this tweet and many others like it that cross the border into victim-blamey/"toughen up" are p disgusting imo

https://twitter.com/AmberALeeFrost/status/789559950691500032

ha i followed her for a min, some good tweets but def a lil too much expert syndrome of the left

its crazy how certain so many ppl can be abt whatre clearly very fluid and evolving beliefs, but then again twitter does just make everyone seem completely fn nuts

it's pretty obvious "nasty" doesn't have too carry sexist and misogynist vibes but it's often used that way and also "nasty" works really well with a reclaimed sexual image and looks good on t-shirts and obviously has done well in song

the "wow would u wear shirts that said 'retarded woman'" and it's like uh, no, but no one said that

(except janet jackson in her hit song "retarded" of course)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZIxNDYgVtM

I'm not really sure what twitter drama that tweet was responding to so mb i'm lacking context (but, saying reactionary shit to counterbalance annoying ppl on twitter is dumb imo), but taken literally it sounds like she is saying, "how is being interrupted by a man calling you "such a nasty woman" while you are in a professional setting "even sexist?" (I can't think of anything more sexist) and "how sheltered would you have to be to even bat an eyelash at that?" just sounds like "toughen up"

gird yr nasty loins ppl

twitter challops basically

its crazy how certain so many ppl can be abt whatre clearly very fluid and evolving beliefs, but then again twitter does just make everyone seem completely fn nuts

― lag∞n, Friday, October 21, 2016 4:00 PM (seven hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

bless you

Anyone else ever suddenly have like 1700 new spam followers overnight? No idea why or what to do with this.

weird

my count is now literally going up faster than I can block

embrace your role as influencer

i dont have a good venue for this next one, so any of you are free to use this as your twitter or FB bios:

"Hank Hill in the streets, Boomhauer in the sheets."

did you guys hear, ilxor man alive is now a twitter celeb

the toast of twitter

Anyone else ever suddenly have like 1700 new spam followers overnight? No idea why or what to do with this.
― the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Sunday, October 23, 2016 6:46 PM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i bought a friend of mine 5k followers as a joke one time from a 5 dollar 'favor' webstie, could be that

lol

a fun thing to do was to try and do a witty tweet about the botnet attack

I had a Twitter account I never used and when I signed into it after a year I had a thousand new followers from Saudi Arabia. They are their own weird Twitter shit going on there, like these really astral spiritual memes of ducks and cats.

*have

that sounds sick

how many ducks and cats are following man alive, what a world

larry is this the type of account ur talking abt https://mobile.twitter.com/laveme224

that is one of my fave accts

same

i bought a friend of mine 5k followers as a joke one time from a 5 dollar 'favor' webstie, could be that

ha, I did this too, didn't tell him anything and wasn't sure how he had his notifications set up but happily he suddenly got ~12k emails. was proud/offended that he immediately rang me accusingly

larry is this the type of account ur talking abt https://mobile.twitter.com/laveme224

Yeah, that's it. I probably got it from here, actually.

What's the point of these bot attacks though? What is gained by giving some rando thousands of followers?