Martial Zings!

"Philomusus, you watch us while we bathe, and you promptly ask why my smooth boys have such big dicks. I will answer you and your questioning very simply: they butt-fuck nosy people, Philomusus."

Lol, I think we all know a Philomusus.

"Lesbia swears that she has never been fucked for free. It's true. When she wants to be fucked, she usually pays for it."

http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/2012/11/OohBurn.gif

what a jerk

Kinda disappointed the original latin isn't there. It would be great if you could mouse-over and see how they said "butt-fuck" back in those heady times

"This one who day and night appears by feminine chairs, who is all too well known throughout the city, with shining hair, black from ointment, very bright in purple, tender of face, broad of chest, smooth of leg, who often clings to your wife as a shameless companion, it is not what you fear, Candidus: he doesn't fuck pussy."

For real Candidus, how dense can you get

butt fucking is great. martial way off the money.

tom, the relevant verbs are flagged in some

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Sextillus, go ahead and laugh out loud at whoever calls you a cinaedus [ a passive ] and flip him your middle finger. But you are not a butt-fucker [ pedico ], Sextillus, or a pussy-fucker [ fututor ], nor do you like the hot mouth of Vetustina. I declare that you are none of these things: so what are you? I do not know; but you know what two things are left.

you may recognize some of these from the immortal

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catullus_16