Twitter C/D

39 still seems to be way below what you need for retweet reach, so I'm still at the point where only replies get retweeted or favd more than 2x.

40 likes with only 39 followers is actually very impressive

I haven't been excelsiored in 416 days but I did get an otm last Thursday, so there's reason to keep living

Keep keepin on

what does it matter doodz

salesforce's benioff wants twitter

http://www.wsj.com/articles/twitter-is-expected-to-field-bids-this-week-1475621345

highlights for the googling-impaired:

Mr. Benioff, whose recent approach to Twitter set off the bidding process, sees the social-media pioneer as an “unpolished jewel” with untapped potential in advertising, e-commerce and other data-rich applications he regards as important to the cloud-software juggernaut’s next phase of growth, the people said.

[...]

“Data is the currency in software’s new world order,” he said in an interview this past weekend, though he wasn’t specifically speaking about Twitter. “I’m looking hard at unique data-rich companies and what I can do to make them more powerful and innovative if combined with Salesforce.”

[...]

Twitter could complement Mr. Benioff’s goal of harnessing more data for artificial-intelligence-driven analysis, as well as allow Salesforce to offer additional services in sales, marketing and e-commerce for the company’s 150,000 customers.

[...]

Salesforce already incorporates Twitter in numerous cloud services for its corporate customers, from service complaints handled through tweets to analysis of tweets on products.

[...]

basically twitter will turn into a customer support "line"

great news is salesforce is such garbage it will drown twitter with it once both of them disappear

annoying twitter feature: seeing different sub-threads of the same thread over and over again in my feed. every other tweet rn is a branch of the same thread of lagoon talking to someone about soylent

B-)

http://www.dailydot.com/unclick/arguebot-twitter-bot-bait-jerks/

approaching the time to unfollow the otherwise-intersting ppl who just go *on* about the nba

the nba is literally more interesting than all other topics of inquiry, do shut up

pop's okay i guess but that's about it, portia

i am going to beat you up after school

I find this conversation deeply offensive

all of these tweets about donating to the NC republicans to help them (!!) after someone firebombed their office are really something

fuck giving money to NCGOP obvs but could be a smart move strategically to loudly take make a big show of taking higher ground on something like this in face of all the brutal shit Trump supporters are going to do (and he's going to applaud)

it has zero strategic value

I mean, you know, if a Trump campaign worker was killed in the firebombing and people were donating to a gofundme to support his kids or something, maybe that's be "rising above differences." But this was a fucking insured building. What a bunch of rubes.

like you might think you are taking the higher ground, but what you are doing is donating money to the NC republican party. you are literally a donor to one of the more outspoken, anti-trans rights organizations in the country

otm

And really I think the fact that any liberals think this off-the-mark "good faith" act of pointless kindness would do anything to "heal the divide" or whatever just shows how naive and unprepared they are for the fight they are facing.

I said it myself on twitter, but if there is an olive branch to be extended to people in that group, this is not it. Outreach works best on a person-to-person basis. Having dinner and polite discussion with some NC republicans and a handful of your transgender friends might help you come to an understanding. Facelessly giving money to people halfway across the country because someone who is in no way associated with you did them harm, that is probably going to be covered by insurance, is asinine.

Maybe people have some false guilt about it? idk, I guess if you felt a little happy they were firebombed and are giving them cash to feel better about it, then maybe you need to work on divorcing your feelings from actions you had no part of

also lol: https://twitter.com/saladinahmed/status/787867882579435520

just cuz u don't like NCGOP (me neither) dosnt mean its unstrategic

p clear at this pt trump is going to go as dirty as possible, outclassing him probably the best move (although i hope she trolls him harder on wednesday night than she did the 2nd debate)

spraypainting 'nazi republicans get out of town' and torching the place is so badass tho lol

like you might think you are taking the higher ground, but what you are doing is donating money to the NC republican party. you are literally a donor to one of the more outspoken, anti-trans rights organizations in the country

― mh 😏, Monday, October 17, 2016 12:24 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it's not about the literal moral higher ground, it's about how it's perceived

feel like itd be best to vandalize trump buildings tho

just cuz u don't like NCGOP (me neither) dosnt mean its unstrategic

― flopson, Monday, October 17, 2016 12:38 PM (four minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah but their entire strategy is "we'll show them we go high and be sympathetic"

if it was to be a genuinely compassionate person, maybe wait to see what they actually need instead of throwing money in an online bucket immediately? if it's to reinforce your image, then maybe you should find a better group to support? if it's to convert voters, then maybe you're the vulture here?

udgi

how naive and unprepared they are for the fight they are facing.

― the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Monday, October 17, 2016 12:26 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you mean the election she's about to win by a double digit margin? lol

did you guys see who actually started this harebrained donation fund, really

feel like itd be best to vandalize trump buildings tho

― lag∞n, Monday, October 17, 2016 1:46 PM (one minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

can we get hoos on this

yeah, I totally get it, the idea is you donate to show
- you're not allied with people that destroy offices
- you're a sympathetic human being
- liberals are people too
- you are a cynical person who thinks the emotional allegiance of republicans can be bought in the wake of what isn't even that big of a tragedy by sending some money online for unspecified reasons

"sorry some people I don't even know bombed your office. I agree with what they wrote on the side of your building, though. If I give you some money will you not firebomb things, and maybe be less of a nazi?"

ur thinking too `Twitter`. irl election is all about the marginal Republican holding their nose to vote Trump staying home instead; seen cynically, this should budge that dial

yah, they might have the $$ to man a call center and get those republican voters to the polls

heh, true

the "funny" thing abt this is the republican nominee is actively consorting with actual nazis and every liberal in the world is all if i had been in germany 1933 i wldve stood up to those monsters, given the chance theyre donating money to the nazis

(in some weirdo moral grandstanding)

having said that it is likely a minor prob meaningless pr victory

feel like itd be best to vandalize trump buildings tho

― lag∞n

what's the point of vandalizing buildings that ugly, really

the county this is in has a five-to-one ratio of democrats to republicans

spite, i guess xp

the county this is in has a five-to-one ratio of democrats to republicans

― mh

and a local reputation for being "left of trotsky", to quote one of my nc fb friends

idk I just keep thinking about how someone might have done the landlord a favor if this is one of the buildings leased during campaign season that could really use a remodel

the local obama hq from some years ago (formerly a blockbuster video) got a big old remodel and is now one of my fave restaurants with reclaimed wood and all the 2016 cool restaurant signifiers

in a few years theyre gonna be kicking themselves for not preserving that authentic 1990s decor

Trump's buildings have the best style, tremendous styling

if this inspires someone in that county to be a very well-liked republican leader in the future who cites this as the beginning of their bipartisan records then I will enjoy the delicious egg on my face xp

funny thing is almost no trump buildings are actually owned by him these days, the developers just license his name, and now his name is mud, his primary revenue stream is dry

aint no one want another season of the apprentice

there's an account about drone delivery service called @dronesdelivery that seems to just retweet random shit with the word "drone" in it, including stuff about drone airstrikes killing people in Yemen and stuff that isn't even about drone aircraft at all

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