EFL My Concubine - Football League and beyond 2016-17

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Nah not really

i bill everything i duck (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 29 September 2016 07:56 (seven years ago) link

Given that they're probably all at it, it comes back down to whether he's any good at his actual job

i bill everything i duck (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 29 September 2016 07:58 (seven years ago) link

Lack of job security I suppose is the vindication a lot of them will feel for trying to get some hustle bustle on the side. Doing it to put Junior through university to pay off bookie/losses at the roulette wheel. It is hard to justify this type of grift when some of them are already on obscene money, but I suppose the more you have the more you spend.

calzino, Thursday, 29 September 2016 12:15 (seven years ago) link

that Tommy Wright footage makes him look like a right dodgy fucker you would bump into in one of Beeston's roughest pubs. Oh don't worry that's the Barnsley assistant manager there, he won't threateningly ask you if your a "fed".

calzino, Thursday, 29 September 2016 12:49 (seven years ago) link

Ben Rumsby ‏@ben_rumsby 42m
New statement from @QPRFC urging @Telegraph to hand over all Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink footage. @Telegraph still acting on police advice.

hmmmmmmmmmm

r|t|c, Friday, 30 September 2016 09:46 (seven years ago) link

"star" is a strong word isn't it?

Still D.U.C.K. (Noodle Vague), Friday, 30 September 2016 11:35 (seven years ago) link

I get the feeling most of these fuckers haven't spent much time pondering the the starry heavens above them:p

calzino, Friday, 30 September 2016 23:48 (seven years ago) link

god i don't want to go to the pub today

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CtcIwk9XEAEedA1.jpg:large

don't even see how this was a duck (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 1 October 2016 12:15 (seven years ago) link

football

r|t|c, Saturday, 1 October 2016 13:41 (seven years ago) link

my deepest gratitude to the billion pound tv companies who will put on any old tat except for this all time classic local derby

r|t|c, Saturday, 1 October 2016 13:44 (seven years ago) link

14 pens vs smithies: 6 saves 2 misses

r|t|c, Saturday, 1 October 2016 13:55 (seven years ago) link

Smithies has always been so reliable against penalty kicks, he must have psyched out Aluko for the 2nd one as well!

calzino, Saturday, 1 October 2016 14:01 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/PenaltyKickStat/status/782199764213456896

r|t|c, Saturday, 1 October 2016 14:02 (seven years ago) link

by the sounds of it fulham should have done us by a cricket score again but i guess it was the telegraph wot won it

r|t|c, Saturday, 1 October 2016 14:07 (seven years ago) link

this is hellish

imago, Saturday, 1 October 2016 14:52 (seven years ago) link

somebody give Monk the England job quick and stop this bullshit Leeds run

don't even see how this was a duck (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 1 October 2016 15:16 (seven years ago) link

and there's Hudds

don't even see how this was a duck (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 1 October 2016 15:18 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuAZTWGfQTs

calzino, Saturday, 1 October 2016 15:22 (seven years ago) link

lol @ wolves' finishing here

imago, Saturday, 1 October 2016 17:59 (seven years ago) link

Ah well, at least I'm in the pub

don't even see how this was a duck (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 1 October 2016 18:35 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/polti1991/status/782284233385635840

ok bye!

r|t|c, Saturday, 1 October 2016 19:13 (seven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/9jz7Tg5.png

r|t|c, Saturday, 1 October 2016 19:24 (seven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/yWaClyI.png

hahahaha

r|t|c, Saturday, 1 October 2016 19:30 (seven years ago) link

sebast ian poulter

imago, Saturday, 1 October 2016 19:30 (seven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/ikUsPo7.png

ok ok i know this is cruel and idiots abound on every forum but villa gold is infinite carat gold

r|t|c, Saturday, 1 October 2016 19:36 (seven years ago) link

:D

imago, Saturday, 1 October 2016 19:40 (seven years ago) link

Norwich away shirt - worst ever?

don't even see how this was a duck (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 1 October 2016 21:09 (seven years ago) link

no way. uglee as fuck but still alive with cherishable wrongheaded humanity

r|t|c, Saturday, 1 October 2016 21:30 (seven years ago) link

http://i2.walesonline.co.uk/sport/article11677161.ece/BINARY/swfcJPG.jpg

sheff wed's are the grimmest mutts imo

r|t|c, Saturday, 1 October 2016 21:33 (seven years ago) link

i'm charitably assuming hudds fluoro yellow away is a canny 90s dortmund ref

r|t|c, Saturday, 1 October 2016 21:38 (seven years ago) link

I was expecting the details on the Norwich kit to be Power Rangers

don't even see how this was a duck (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 1 October 2016 21:40 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/JeffersonLake/status/774887633814228992

ave it nv

r|t|c, Saturday, 1 October 2016 21:45 (seven years ago) link

You southerners and yr jingoism

don't even see how this was a duck (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 1 October 2016 21:53 (seven years ago) link

A video of football fans singing a sick song about a Bristol City player has sparked controversy on social media, and a reaction from the player himself. In the shocking chant, the supporters sing: "We'll all be having a party, when Aden Flint is dead," repeatedly.

The video was tweeted on Saturday evening to the 27-year-old Bristol City defender by a Bristol Rovers fan called Luke Clay, and Flint later responded with a single 'sad face' emoji symbol.

r|t|c, Sunday, 2 October 2016 09:48 (seven years ago) link

I'm not happy about some of this lower table trash enviously eyeing up Wagner:p If some fucking panicking oligarch watching their £50m Bismarck going down or the Candy Crush fc wanker think that Wagner will be easily bought - they will be disappointed because he isn't a mercenary and his next move will more likely be a top prem/bundesliga job. I don't think some of his methods would go down well with these mediocre bigshots. For instance he has strict rules that all players must live within 15 miles of the training ground and some players have commented his training + expectations of fitness levels are pretty hardcore.

calzino, Monday, 3 October 2016 07:55 (seven years ago) link

luckily it's still too early for a big prestige job like the villa, needs a couple more years learning the ropes apparently

r|t|c, Monday, 3 October 2016 08:02 (seven years ago) link

sounds like a job for the Bruce, he has the calloused hands (and face) of a seasoned EPL2 manager and it it looks like the Telegraph don't have anything on him.

calzino, Monday, 3 October 2016 08:20 (seven years ago) link

surprises me that Bruce is clean tbh, I now automatically assume every manager of his generation has been on the make

don't even see how this was a duck (Noodle Vague), Monday, 3 October 2016 08:42 (seven years ago) link

hoo boy forgot we were in Checkatrade Trophy "action" tonight

don't even see how this was a duck (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 18:42 (seven years ago) link

http://www.yorkcityfootballclub.co.uk/news/article/2016-17/club-statement-3349558.aspx

this is p weird. even if you'd made the weird decision to put a guy's future on a one-off game, why would you then publicly announce this showdown at the braintree corral?

Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 19:20 (seven years ago) link

York 1-0 up after 5 mins at the Braintree corral showdown

calzino, Saturday, 8 October 2016 14:10 (seven years ago) link

http://i4.examiner.co.uk/incoming/article11999690.ece/ALTERNATES/s1227b/JS101758487.jpg
Boothy the leg end! His knees are so fucked it would take him about 5 mins to get back out of that crouching position.

calzino, Sunday, 9 October 2016 16:12 (seven years ago) link

Much hilarity last night as we scored a not-particularly-deserved injury time winner.

They had been timewasting since the half hour mark (in response to direct instructions to do so from their manager) and it was a proper park the bus effort, no shots on target yet equalised from a dubious penalty given as a result of an even more dubious free kick. Anyway, the timewasting really stepped up in the last 15 particularly from throws and especially involving their right back who was spoken to 4 times by the ref. He lost patience on 91 minutes and reversed the direction of a throw after yet another huge timewasting effort by the right back. We took the throw quick and long, our striker took the ball round the right back as he controlled it and stuck it away.

Their manager was a bit of a bad loser, when the ref wouldn't talk to him about it after the game he slapped one of our players offering a handshake.

Horizontal Superman is invulnerable (aldo), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 15:30 (seven years ago) link

DCFC bringing zhe lolzh back

For bodies we are ready to build pyramids (wtev), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 15:30 (seven years ago) link

What compels Derby, or any club, to still let Mclaren loose on their training grounds in 2016? Is he just part of English football silverware? We hate him but it's Schteve? Dang.

the tightening is plateauing (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 15:51 (seven years ago) link

Now that Warnock is at Cardiff I could see Derby getting pulled into the shit. They really shouldn't with that squad but I have a lot of faith in Mclaren.

calzino, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 16:01 (seven years ago) link

wow. there was some speculation that the dressing room had been pulling a chelsea ever since he was sacked...

every player under him has said he is a great training ground coach, even at newcastle iirc

r|t|c, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 16:22 (seven years ago) link

The man knows how to fail

legitimate concerns about ducks (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 16:23 (seven years ago) link

tbh i was really kinda hoping he'd end up assisting jfh, would have been spot on together imo

r|t|c, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 16:24 (seven years ago) link


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