OK, is this the worst piece of music writing ever?

repeating the words born in the usa over and over again is jingoistic and patriotic cuz it's jingoistic and patriotic to have been born in the usa

bruce springsteen is 67 years old and plays four-hour shows featuring guitars; he is inherently conservative

It's possible to think Springsteen didn't quite know what he'd unleashed when he repeated the title over Weinberg's drums and that synth fanfare and that Frederik is bananas.

mookie has a point

bruce springsteen is 67 years old and plays four-hour shows featuring guitars

and his primary guitar dates to the eisenhower era

how much do you have to wilfully misread something before it no longer qualifies as "reading"

<3 u fact checking cuz

perhaps, as a bo diddley beat aficionado, you'd be interested in Songs where a musician starts "ernie-ing"/summoning up the great musical god Ernie.

hang on i thought when it came to US politics Fred was all about stuff that was politically vague, confused and fundamentally conservative?

didn't read, don't know about the author

6 BANDS NAMED AFTER VAGINAS YOU'LL BE TOTALLY INTO
THIS WAY FOR PUNS.

BRENNA EHRLICH
08/07/2015

i never felt like there was anything to misinterpret about born in the u.s.a. americans love to feel sorry for themselves. that's why it's called country music. it's a very patriotic song. trump could easily use it as an anthem. the anti-government message works well with his crowd. the lyrics are terrible though. "summertime blues" said it better and said it quicker.

it really sounds like the prelude to a Falling Down/Taxi Diver style tantrum... or something

(BitUSA)

this has gotta be on purpose and bear with it but

https://festivalpeak.com/an-open-letter-to-drake-dj-khaled-and-the-rap-world-84cd4940deb4#.qslc42y8e

or maybe its not on purpose in the way the author thinks. anyway, there's a point, and you'll know when you see it, where something unexpected happens.

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In fact, there are dozens of songs that people think were recorded by The Beatles that were written and recorded by other groups, that were hits during this time.

These were actually all recorded by Weird Al.

herman's hermits iirc

I often wish there was a way to just hard reset my discover weekly data, particularly when it drives itself into a rut like this one

i am requesting your fave "Dylan shouldn't / should have won that Nobel" pieces for this thread

they'll all be dynamite

When I wrote this :

https://festivalpeak.com/an-open-letter-to-drake-dj-khaled-and-the-rap-world-84cd4940deb4#.qslc42y8e

I was more or less thinking of this song :

https://youtu.be/MWZrIXS62Qo

Lies by The Knickerbockers, which almost everyone would swear is The Beatles. Of course, The Dave Clark Five also works, as do some of Herman's Hermits songs, as dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏) mentioned.

In fact, there are dozens of songs that people think were recorded by The Beatles that were written and recorded by other groups, that were hits during this time. Think how similar most boy bands have been since New Kids On The Block, or how for many of us we can’t remember if a particular song was done by *NSYNC or The Backstreet Boys.

I think 9/10 people in Denmark could name somewhere between 5 and 20 Beatles songs easily, and even though "Lies" is a great Beatles-knockoff, noone would bring it up - just like they might mistake A Public Execution for a Dylan track, but hardly anyone knows it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqmzLgoWl3w

Wasn't around when NKOTB was hot, but I'd never mistake an *NSYNC song for BSB (and BSB >>>>>> *NSYNC)

Also, I think you're misrepresenting early Beatles to make your point - those first albums r000l!

Same goes for Beyoncé, describing "Crazy in Love" as a catchy little pop song with her husband Jay-Z making an appearance on it - well... it's crazy talk imo

Artistic development isn't necessarily progressive in a sense where an artist gets "better and better", producing "more complicated material" - they just do something new / different, which is also cool

And finally, penis size as trope is not over and probably never will be

Sorry for all these banalities

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Worst piece of weed writing ever.

20 years ago this month, I was getting ready for work while my brother in law was plastering the walls. I absent-mindedly picked up the joint he was smoking instead of my roll up out of the ashtray and had one drag before realising my mistake. I had to go immediately back to bed. And I had to plead with him to phone in sick for me. He told me it was white rhino. Remarkably horrible stuff.

Not really fair, but this is from a press release touting Alan White's return to Yes:

The 6-date trek, beginning November 21 in Tokyo, will feature YES performing the 1973 album YESSONGS, the band's first live album, as well as sides one and four of 1973's double album TALES FROM TOPOGRAPHIC OCEANS, which received rave reviews throughout their 28-date U.S. outing this summer. Of the Tales portion of the show, Chicago Tribune Community Contributor Raymond Britt raved, "The pieces were nothing short of a tour de force of musical ambition, complexity and remarkable synchronicity. It sounded outstanding." Britt also added, "This version of Yes seems to play at a higher level, a more powerful level, like they've been together a decade or more. These guys are on no nostalgia tour. They play it like they mean business, with little intention of slowing down" (8/31/16). For their upcoming Japan tour, YES will perform at the Tokyo Orchard Hall on November 21, 22, 28 and 29, the Osaka Orix Theater on November 24 and Zepp Nagoya on November 25.

Yes, it cites "Chicago Tribune Community Contributor Raymond Britt." Pretty low when a press release quotes an internet commentator.

says more about the complete lack of support for acts older than 10 years imo

(I don't even particularly like Yes)

No one posted the hip hop golden age article huh

Would require reading past the headline

here's the singer from landfill indie band The Enemy blogging about why the group are splitting up: https://tomclarkecoventry.wordpress.com/2016/10/16/pop-has-eaten-itself/

even allowing for what his music led me to expect he is a very very very bad writer

"But the song I want to tell you about most is “Rainbow.” If it ever emerges from private listenings, it will be your favorite Kesha song. It’s big and sweeping, and you can hear every instrument that Ben Folds and his associates played — it does recall a Beach Boys vibe, just as she wanted it to. And as Folds said, the way she sings the song is so rich and so real that it jerks you out of your expectation of a pop song. “I found a rainbow, rainbow, baby,” she sings. “Trust me, I know life is scary, but just put those colors on, girl, and come and paint the world with me tonight.” In the final section, her voice becomes stronger and more strained, and the effect is devastating. I asked to hear it three more times."

you can hear every instrument

"Can I hear it three more times?"

Up above the streets and houses, 'Rainbow' climbs high

"Want to hear it a fifth time?"
"No thanks, I'm good."

a blog by some guy i've never heard of from coventry is how far we have sunk? they don't actually teach writing at schools in the west midlands, you know. nothing but instructional sheepfucking!

okay, i made that last part up. i don't actually know if there are sheep there.

The music industry used to be about two things, the appreciation of musicians creating art in sound, and the ability to monetise that art in order to fund its production. Now it is about one thing. Money.

orly?

iirc the time it was about those two things was the 1600s and ppl were mostly writing music for the local duke

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eta2ulTm4iE

wait my post was in this spirit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFELNIpeTjY

everything sounds better when it was on home movies

true

i wont to schol in the west midlands and youm very rong, Scoot.

yeah, the feature itself was very good but that last paragraph fell into the trap of conflating musical style with musical personnel. like, if this is the kind of music kesha wants to make then I absolutely support that and god knows she deserves it, but this is the writer editorializing.

(there *is* perhaps something to be written about how the bleak apocalyptic partying of early-2010s pop by women coincided with the people making it, but A) I'm sure there are assholes in literally every pop era and B) it's a little underbaked as a thesis)

also I know Ben Folds means well but if he only knows one musician who "has gone from being packaged to real" then he knows remarkably few musicians. (like, he for sure knows Tori Amos, right?)

Ben Folds and his associates

great law firm

too bad they didn't get a music writer to do that feature or we would have missed out on a great "Ke$ha is sitting in an uber." lede

she is sitting in her saturn return

kesha's last album, warrior, had a cover featuring the pop star staring off to the west, green dust exploding from her head, a polygon-laden dress covering her body at strange angles like a unraveled bucky ball. the california hills in the background were purple, not their iconic verdant green, suggesting that things as we usually know them are, in fact, not what they seem. it's fitting then that kesha has had to be a "warrior" fighting in a strange world for the last four years.

i think "very good" is a stretch. i saw lots of lazy assumptions about pop and pop fans

lol @ "iconic verdant green"