The Trader Joe's Product Discussion Thread (S/D)

so I decided to buy the frozen microwavable shrimp tacos...they were surprisingly decent. the texture was a bit strange at times but i'd definitely take it to work w me once in a while. the issue is that since the tacos are already assembled the filling cooks and soaks the bottom of the tortillas so they fall apart. if you can stick something under it and cook it on an incline that would probably fix it.

also...their hot dog buns are not pre-sliced! i didn't even realize that was possible!

are they amenable to being top sliced (new england style)?

i think they are designed to be sliced side to side; there's a very distinct division/crease around it that makes you think it's already sliced, i guess you are supposed to slice it along that line?

also they are the densest hot dog buns i've ever had, they are not the light and airy ones you usually get at the grocery store, these are substantial. if someone told me they were sourdough-based i'd believe it.

(this is officially the most i've even discussed hot dog buns)

These pies are 99c for some reason
http://www.traderjoes.com/images/fearless-flyer/uploads/article-3020/56858-mini-mango-pies.jpg

That's like 17c a pie!

Some of their stuff is bizarrely cheap. LIke the 27c bottles of water. There is now a stick of mozzarella wrapped in prosciutto for 1.29 that would be 3.99 at whole foods

p.sure all mango stuff is summer seasonal, so they're probably trying to unload it

Trail mixes:

Pistachios, cherries, chocolate, cashews, almonds A+
combine with peanuts for peanut butter and jelly vibes + bang for buck

Peanut Butter Cups B-
The cups themselves are ok but the cherries in this are not the same as the cherries above, they are actually giant salty pigs balls.

They must have ordered a shitload too many mango pies because they have been marked down to 99c for months. They are quite tasty though so it's money well spent if you're looking for a sweet snack.

Yum: frozen truffle mac & cheese

Not yum: rosemary and cheese biscuits (weird texture, kinda bitter)

unsurprisingly the instant coffee is total dreck

i would seriously consider eating a truffled phone book, so "hell yeah!!" to tha mac'n'chee
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how can they ship these from france and still have them be cheaper than the domestic brioche rolls they also sell?
http://www.traderjoesreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/sliced-french-brioche-250x300.jpg

You know what I really respect about Trader Joe's? Their stuff is so often sourced from where it should be from. So the frozen naan is made in India. The paella is made in Spain. The Thai food is made in Thailand. The harissa is a legit product of Tunisia. That's just cool.

And some of the frozen pizzas are from Italy. I'm now starting to see Italian made pizzas in other stores too. I like them, but I can't help think how they could be even better if made locally in the right way, because shipping a frozen food item halfway around the world has got to have a quality cost.

Well, frozen food, period, has a quality cost.

True, but you don't want to pay double. The convenience is worth some cost.

the cinnamon rolls in a can are vegan fwiw

When I was in Atlanta a couple of weeks ago I fought the traffic and got some of the Dark Chocolate Roasted Pistachio Toffee (aka toffee that looks like it's been rolled in cat litter).

the pretzel bites with peanutbutter are my new jam

sourcing for the "right" country is some jerk-off, what made this economical shit imo

if it is some magical olive that only grows on mount vesuvius, sure. if it's a full pizza, they lyin or there are some weird kickbacks/writeoffs in play

WmC has ruined pistachios and cat litter for me

Wasabi peas were discontinued in August 😢

Wasabi peas belong to the world. TJs had no monopoly on them. Knock and the door shall open. Seek and ye shall find.

Chicken-Less Mandarin Orange Morsels are good if you make some vegetable fried rice

dont know why they have a McDonald's boot nugget shape, though

any thoughts on their _canned_ indian food? the frozen stuff is good imo, but they have daal in cans that i have never tried. i make that at home (e.g. http://cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/1014369-makhani-dal-butter-dal-mogul-style). it's idiot proof but it's a big time investment.

My roommate said it was appalling.

Yeah I saw those cans of matar paneer yesterday and first was like "hey!" and then was like "actually probably no." my kids like the frozen chicken tikka masala.

i had a can of daal makhani for lunch. it looks like diarrhea (which it's supposed to) but actually tastes really good. maybe a bit salty.

http://www.sfgate.com/food/article/These-are-the-best-items-at-Trader-Joe-s-10867350.php

I moved to a less bougie neighborhood and now there's no tj's within a reasonable distance of me or even where I work, so I went to tj's for the first time in ages yesterday...and apparently the truffle mac n cheese was seasonal???? I'm devastated

Recently enjoyed:
Vegan masala burgers (potato based. Tastes like smashed samosas).
Morningstar farms (Kellogg's) TVF based breakfast sausages
Scallion pancakes

Could use improvement:
Vegetarian burritos

I also tried the peanut butter pretzels but damn they stick to my teeth too much

That new yuzo hot sauce is zip zap.

saw they've recalled unsweetened applesauce bcz of glass fragments

they seem to be having a bad run with recalls

Texture is good.

the masala burgers have been my favorite for a long time, I think the first time I ever went to tjs they were sampling it and I always have a box in my freezer.

The quality of the veggie burritos changed for the worse a while ago...perhaps around the time of the frozen veg recall they had to switch suppliers? also they have a ton of fat, I know veg options dont automatically != healthy but if they tried to supplement it with some other fatty goodness I couldn't taste it.

What happened to the PB&J yogurt

It is gone and I am inconsolable :(

bought myself frozen foods at TJ's last night for the first time in 1.5 years. So many new products (not just frozen but everywhere!!)

Did they get rid of the fresh focaccia w/ tomato slices on it?
Did they get rid of the steak & ale and chicken balti pies????

Sometimes selection varies from store to store

they also just like fill shit in and take shelf tags off when they run out of stuff so there's that too

my dad and his family came over to visit me from yorkshire last year, and he still talks about two buck chuck on our weekly phone calls

oh those balti pies were so gooood

he still talks about two buck chuck

Even red wine vinegar is more expensive than two-buck chuck. Even though it is about as ordinary as wine can get, that's a noteworthy price point.

It's $2.49 in California now (for the past few years). I assume it's at least that elsewhere. For a while other stores had $2 wine (Fresh and Easy had Longboard, iirc, though I guess F&E is part of the same empire as TJ).

Charles Shaw is now three-buck chuck here in Portland, but it's still easily the cheapest vin ordinaire going.

One of the 99 Cents Only stores here carries wine, but it's $2.99. They had a Goliath white, which I think I've seen elsewhere for closer to $8-10.

The steak and ale and chicken balti pies were taken off the shelves at the same time when the frozen veg recall happened - however I went to tj's last week and the steak and ale pie is back. I actually emailed them about the chicken balti pies and never heard back, I really really want them back :(

THYRE CORNSHIPCS ARE SHIT

In case anyone cares, according to TJ's the chicken balti pies are coming back in May!

thank you based joes