update: my tweet's got a second win... at this rate may outpace other tweet in hours
― flopson, Monday, September 12, 2016 12:39 PM (twenty-two seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
ya it just showed up in my tl again via adam h johnson
― lag∞n, Monday, 12 September 2016 16:40 (seven years ago) link
i strongly believe that 90% of text on internet shouldn't be written in full paragraphs prose form but are better expressed as just like, idk pullet points, like it's so annoying to read writer-ing over and over again, so tweetstorm is a welcome step towards that tho obviously really impractical and terrible in a lot of other ways
― flopson, Monday, 12 September 2016 16:42 (seven years ago) link
― lag∞n, Monday, September 12, 2016 12:40 PM (two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
heh i actually just unfollowed this guy (and a bunch of other left ppl who rag on HRC all day) cuz i was too stressed with the hilary pneumonia stuff yesterday
― flopson, Monday, 12 September 2016 16:43 (seven years ago) link
liked your tweet, makes me want to see some *enhance* on the shades, peace
― goole, Monday, 12 September 2016 16:45 (seven years ago) link
ya that cru can be kinda intolerable xp
― lag∞n, Monday, 12 September 2016 16:45 (seven years ago) link
what about following famous people. what's your take on that.
― goole, Monday, 12 September 2016 16:46 (seven years ago) link
xp ya just like why am i voluntarily following 6 difft versions of morbs on twitter lol
― flopson, Monday, 12 September 2016 16:47 (seven years ago) link
lmao you can just hear this
https://twitter.com/ofeibeaq
― goole, Monday, 12 September 2016 16:48 (seven years ago) link
famous like brad pitt or famous like on3ness
― dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Monday, 12 September 2016 16:48 (seven years ago) link
― goole, Monday, September 12, 2016 12:46 PM (fourteen seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
idk like celebrities? most arent that good at twitter but a few are, my feed is prob like 90% journalists and normal folk
― lag∞n, Monday, 12 September 2016 16:49 (seven years ago) link
what about famous/celebrity journalists
― dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Monday, 12 September 2016 16:50 (seven years ago) link
best iOS 10 feature is auto-expanding tweets if you message the url to someone
so many times wanted to bother non-twitter users w/tweets but you know they're not going to click on a url and taking a screenshot and sending is so bad
― dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Monday, 12 September 2016 16:52 (seven years ago) link
unfortunately it looks like flopson has a long way to go to catch up to the tweet stealer
― 龜, Monday, 12 September 2016 17:42 (seven years ago) link
i support real artists
― goole, Monday, 12 September 2016 17:51 (seven years ago) link
http://j-walkblog.com/old/images/marissa5.jpg
― rip van wanko, Monday, 12 September 2016 18:04 (seven years ago) link
i make no attempt to read all the tweets lol guys embrace the cascade
― lag∞n, Monday, September 12, 2016 11:20 AM (seven hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
expert twitterer moves
― 6 god none the richer (m bison), Monday, 12 September 2016 23:58 (seven years ago) link
reach in hand, pull out fish
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 07:31 (seven years ago) link
fl0pson i regret ot inform you that no t only is everybody stealing your tweet but theyre all doing better numbers than you https://twitter.com/cushbomb/status/775113931291496448
― 龜, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 11:58 (seven years ago) link
Isn't he violating twittiiquette by not doing it as a retweet or something? I find Twitter illegible so I'm not sure if I'm reading this right. Twitter is really like my rubicon whereby I cross into being an Internet old man.
― the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 12:57 (seven years ago) link
Southern Brooklyn, maybe Eastern Queens. I think Trump is popular with the Russians in my neighborhood too.
― the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 12:59 (seven years ago) link
no one is gonna do one with the cheney naked woman sunglasses?
― marcos, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 13:39 (seven years ago) link
― 龜, Tuesday, September 13, 2016 7:58 AM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
lol didn't even know about this one. ya im doomed. still racking up numbers tho
― flopson, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 13:44 (seven years ago) link
― the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Tuesday, September 13, 2016 7:59 AM (fifty minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
whoops this was in the wrong thread
― the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 13:49 (seven years ago) link
deleted my account last year (?) and haven't missed it at all. i do have an account sitting there, and i'm following maybe six friends and some ~brands~, but nothing compels me to open it any more unless i want to search for something that's happening (tram crash, smoke erupting from the next block etc), but even then it's just a wall of guesswork/hot takes from randoms and unrelated spam ("The Top 10 iPhone 7 Problems shittyurl.com/kwjbsf #iphone #pneumoniagate #kanye #paralympics #tramcrash #obama")
― Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 14 September 2016 23:18 (seven years ago) link
I just use it for local sports stuff + George Wallace dad jokes
― brimstead, Wednesday, 14 September 2016 23:55 (seven years ago) link
oh and DA SHARE ZONE
I only started using it like a year ago
― brimstead, Wednesday, 14 September 2016 23:56 (seven years ago) link
AA if you are following 6 friends and a bunch of brands you are Using Twitter Wrong fyi
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 15 September 2016 06:44 (seven years ago) link
i just wrote a lengthy paragraph which essentially meant "i'm not committed enough to work on it" so am going with that instead
― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 15 September 2016 10:24 (seven years ago) link
(when i was Using Twitter Right i hated it enough to give up so)
― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 15 September 2016 10:25 (seven years ago) link
stole a picture from another account that they no doubt stole from somewhere else and so forth and its getting RTs im the fat jew now (didnt RT cause it had a dum caption)
― lag∞n, Thursday, 15 September 2016 15:01 (seven years ago) link
going to tweet pictures of flopson and lag∞n instead of dril and hil as a response
― dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Thursday, 15 September 2016 15:06 (seven years ago) link
unbelievable
― lag∞n, Thursday, 15 September 2016 15:14 (seven years ago) link
Drilary Winton
― flopson, Thursday, 15 September 2016 15:16 (seven years ago) link
Is Twitter only viewable to members now? I haven't been able to load any page of it for a few days now.
― Robert Adam Gilmour, Thursday, 15 September 2016 17:03 (seven years ago) link
I just set up a new account for the hell of it, ilxmail me if you want a free follower
― the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Friday, 16 September 2016 02:23 (seven years ago) link
or post your handle here if you don't care
mine is @kanyewest
― lag∞n, Friday, 16 September 2016 03:02 (seven years ago) link
Nice, I'm @propertybrothers, followed you
― the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Friday, 16 September 2016 03:22 (seven years ago) link
@fl0pson
― flopson, Friday, 16 September 2016 15:38 (seven years ago) link
i was thinking of changing my handle recently
it was useful at first to get ilxors to follow me but now i don't really like that it links me to this lameass msg board to the wider internet. also >:(
Urban Dictionary: flopsonwww.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=flopsonApr 13, 2009 - flopson. Someone who lacks the ability to get 'it' up. Jenny: "I pulled this guy last night, but sent him home...he was such a flopson!".
― flopson, Friday, 16 September 2016 15:40 (seven years ago) link
just followed you. I'm not really @propertybrothers btw, in case that wasn't obvious.
― the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Friday, 16 September 2016 15:41 (seven years ago) link
I have no idea why but mine is still my actual name. been planning on changing that (change account name, quickly change a second account to my name to keep it) but it hasn't happened yet
― dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Friday, 16 September 2016 16:21 (seven years ago) link
i own the account of my name and some ppl i know follow it lol i think it has one tweet
― lag∞n, Friday, 16 September 2016 16:27 (seven years ago) link
is freddie deboer one of those twitter political dudes because I read a decent article, realized I saw it because max had commented on it, and then I commented not realizing it was this freddie dude
feel like I have made a grave error interacting w/badness
― dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Friday, 16 September 2016 17:30 (seven years ago) link
for shame
― lag∞n, Friday, 16 September 2016 17:33 (seven years ago) link
i got mad today on twitter
― lag∞n, Friday, 16 September 2016 17:34 (seven years ago) link
I occasionally interact w/ fdb about standardised assessment of English proficiency. He seems ok most of the time.
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Friday, 16 September 2016 17:40 (seven years ago) link
He's a hidebound grump who hates millenials afaik
― slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Friday, 16 September 2016 17:45 (seven years ago) link
I had a IRL pal retweet lag∞n yesterday and that was weird. Worlds collide.
― Jeff, Friday, 16 September 2016 17:48 (seven years ago) link