EFL My Concubine - Football League and beyond 2016-17

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bastards

you can't drowned a duck (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 10 September 2016 15:52 (seven years ago) link

ordinarily i'd be glad Burton are having a good start to the season but in this case bastards

you can't drowned a duck (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 10 September 2016 15:54 (seven years ago) link

talking of Prince Buster(RIP) there is a bit too much Whine and Grine coming from the Leeds lot at the moment

calzino, Saturday, 10 September 2016 16:05 (seven years ago) link

i won 7-0 today btw, in non-league news

imago, Saturday, 10 September 2016 16:06 (seven years ago) link

so sad to see Leeds going down the dumper

you can't drowned a duck (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 10 September 2016 16:11 (seven years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CrhmtDtXgAAPDgx.jpg

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CrigRwfWcAAC9Zt.jpg

it is the law that all must be posted itt

r|t|c, Monday, 12 September 2016 20:19 (seven years ago) link

They are things of beauty, I keep forgetting to check. Probably a good idea to dispense with the gladiatorial vibe given the nicknames available

you can't drowned a duck (Noodle Vague), Monday, 12 September 2016 21:23 (seven years ago) link

kind of glad we're relegated, spares you all wolfy facing off a fish

imago, Monday, 12 September 2016 21:26 (seven years ago) link

Wondering if when you collect all 23 they form a series of clues pointing to the exact location of a jewelled wolf buried on Bilston Common

you can't drowned a duck (Noodle Vague), Monday, 12 September 2016 21:26 (seven years ago) link

if i'm not mistaken we're playing perch, henry, and cousins together in midfield tonight. jfc jfh

r|t|c, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 18:22 (seven years ago) link

ps. of the ten goals we've scored in the league this season, zero zip nada bupkus have come from open play

r|t|c, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 18:25 (seven years ago) link

make it stop...

r|t|c, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 20:07 (seven years ago) link

dunno if it's the fuckedness of the economy or just sad fickle bastards waiting for magic to just happen but there's less than 19,000 at the Wolves tonight

you can't drowned a duck (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 20:13 (seven years ago) link

and as if by magic i spur Barnsley on to a goal

you can't drowned a duck (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 20:15 (seven years ago) link

make it stop...

― r|t|c, Tuesday, September 13, 2016 8:07 PM (nine minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

rtc reduced to unadorned pleading, it's a harsh night

imago, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 20:17 (seven years ago) link

shit just got real

you can't drowned a duck (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 20:28 (seven years ago) link

oh fuck i've just seen QPR's score

you can't drowned a duck (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 20:29 (seven years ago) link

hard to say which scoreline is crazier tbh

imago, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 20:29 (seven years ago) link

can we get a mod to slip a black armband over the thread for the rest of the week please?

you can't drowned a duck (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 20:30 (seven years ago) link

even huddersfield losing now

imago, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 20:32 (seven years ago) link

jfc race to the bottom

you can't drowned a duck (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 20:34 (seven years ago) link

ft at loftus road. if chuck tingle did football matches

r|t|c, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 20:38 (seven years ago) link

probably shd've stopped clicking "View new Tweet" about 10 minutes back

you can't drowned a duck (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 20:38 (seven years ago) link

it looks like the fucking Sports Direct machine is going to crush all opposition as the bookies originally predicted.

calzino, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 21:04 (seven years ago) link

checked in with my brother who was there last night and Saturday, his estimation of Coady is "still shit".

you can't drowned a duck (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 17:32 (seven years ago) link

this doesn't feel like the best week for a visit to Newcastle

you can't drowned a duck (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 17 September 2016 07:41 (seven years ago) link

if they go top today i predict a FL show barcode jizzathon with double extended coverage, erm well .. again I suppose.

calzino, Saturday, 17 September 2016 08:53 (seven years ago) link

nukey are good, probably the best this league has seen, but unlike us maybe try give them a game at least and see what happens. as the loftforwords match report put it, "I felt like a child watching his dad get beaten up for the first time. God I still love you Dad but don’t just let him hit you like that."

expect mooy will fuck us today like shelvey did

r|t|c, Saturday, 17 September 2016 10:20 (seven years ago) link

poor windsor davies

will blandford forum have enjoyed today's proceedings, we wonder

imago, Saturday, 17 September 2016 10:40 (seven years ago) link

“Most sides in this league and poor and the best are average."

kinda right and kinda wrong all at once

you can't drowned a duck (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 17 September 2016 10:58 (seven years ago) link

only an idiot would say anything at this stage

i had heard that Saiss might be broken tho, so that's a pleasant surprise

you can't drowned a duck (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 17 September 2016 14:36 (seven years ago) link

competing with newcastlona, impossible, surely some mistake

sounds like another battering today. jimmy is nosediving, serious trouble

hate that bacon park frazzles away kit and all

r|t|c, Saturday, 17 September 2016 14:47 (seven years ago) link

brother reckons centre mid was the key missing ingredient, hard to tell much from Twitter but the boy Saiss seems to be involved a lot

you can't drowned a duck (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 17 September 2016 15:10 (seven years ago) link

washington hooked at ht after yet another game as stranded lone striker. what was the point? £2.5m and we're killing him dead

r|t|c, Saturday, 17 September 2016 15:16 (seven years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Csj9GjhW8AA-Tlx.jpg

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CskMYjpWgAESYeH.jpg

at least i can enjoy these delightfully crap htafcdotcom goal jpegs

r|t|c, Saturday, 17 September 2016 15:26 (seven years ago) link

Hudders and Wolves both two goals up!

Le Bateau Ivre, Saturday, 17 September 2016 15:26 (seven years ago) link

(sorry rtc)

Le Bateau Ivre, Saturday, 17 September 2016 15:27 (seven years ago) link

shhhh

you can't drowned a duck (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 17 September 2016 15:27 (seven years ago) link

;)

Le Bateau Ivre, Saturday, 17 September 2016 15:27 (seven years ago) link

good business for lilquest asbestos management when we're in town

r|t|c, Saturday, 17 September 2016 15:28 (seven years ago) link

i'm angrier about the wolves result (ie what it says about the 6-0) than hudds tbh

r|t|c, Saturday, 17 September 2016 15:30 (seven years ago) link

alls i can say is hope you don't have Barnsley soon

you can't drowned a duck (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 17 September 2016 15:34 (seven years ago) link

next two weeks: sunderland home, birmingham home, burton away, fulham away. this script writes itself i'm afraid. welcome back kenny

r|t|c, Saturday, 17 September 2016 15:36 (seven years ago) link

sylla scores. still time for tjaronn to cherybdis defence apart

(i'm sorry)

r|t|c, Saturday, 17 September 2016 15:41 (seven years ago) link

'grats NV, this is a great result

re: poor Windsor Davies and his broken Aston Villa side, I confess that there is a masochistic side of me that is somewhat enjoying all this. if nothing else it means I can dive wholeheartedly and without feeling like a hypocrite into the "look lads, until you've been out there in the pissing rain on a bleak weeknight watching your team getting beat 2-0 at home by Coventry City you just don't know what it is to be a real English football fan" routine with which I bore all my irl friends who support Man Utd and Arsenal and whinge about the way things are going in the EPL.

Windsor Davies, Saturday, 17 September 2016 15:45 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/C_Rae_18/status/777171570661920768

perfect timing on the twitter feed #culture

r|t|c, Saturday, 17 September 2016 15:47 (seven years ago) link

Ok, with red for Vurnon Lol Anita this is in the bag NV, congrats!

Staying up tonight to see this. A Newcastle defeat always lifts my spirits.

Le Bateau Ivre, Saturday, 17 September 2016 15:49 (seven years ago) link

(oh it's on ch5 now lol, hadn't realised)

Le Bateau Ivre, Saturday, 17 September 2016 15:56 (seven years ago) link


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