EFL My Concubine - Football League and beyond 2016-17

c/p to blue saturday obv

weirdly similar to my own thought process this morning except there's no prospect of going to Wolverhampton today and i'm wrestling with the possibility of an all-day rave just up the road instead.

can't get hype for the Prem title decider.

never mind, just been to the front door, it's filthy out there.

oh idk a rainy all day rave might be an amusing kind of grim. beats legcramp sat under a tin roof among the most ignorant whinging wife-beating cunts bellowing sort it out jimmy

fuck it i did preston i paid my dues I PAID MY DUES. idk who i am negotiating with

if we're comparing dreads (t driesen has us all beat tbf) i'm off to play irl football for my school's old boys' team - somehow they still keep inviting me back despite the fact that they're all v good amateur-to-semipro level athletes and i'm a plump waster who can just about keep the ball out of the net. these occasions are always slightly thrilling (the highest level of sport i will ever play, great to punch miles above level) but always, always daunting. it hasn't QUITE happened yet, but some day i will just have the howler of howlers and they will have to take me round the back and shoot me

add the MOM curse, mix with 100g of back slappy complacency and add a tsp of dirty white shite and you have perfect recipe for a disappointing day today.

wondered whether the international break was going to give Zenga his chance to develop the newbies into the kind of team he wants, looks like the answer was yes

guessing this team will be something like

Cavaleiro - Gladon - Costa

Teixeira - Coady - Oniangué

Borthwick-Jackson - Baath - Stearman - Doherty

Ikeme

god bless Coady sat in the middle of all that showboating

Kathryn Hannah, one of Radio Leeds resident whites on Green:
"he looks like he has spent the last 6 month at QPR watching Homes Under the Hammer"

lol, it sounds like Green could have got something on Mooy's shot if he wasn't half asleep.

course it had to be this week didn't it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_srIE-YAb8

we appear to have been playing against 12, mind

bastards

ordinarily i'd be glad Burton are having a good start to the season but in this case bastards

talking of Prince Buster(RIP) there is a bit too much Whine and Grine coming from the Leeds lot at the moment

i won 7-0 today btw, in non-league news

so sad to see Leeds going down the dumper

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CrhmtDtXgAAPDgx.jpg

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CrigRwfWcAAC9Zt.jpg

it is the law that all must be posted itt

They are things of beauty, I keep forgetting to check. Probably a good idea to dispense with the gladiatorial vibe given the nicknames available

kind of glad we're relegated, spares you all wolfy facing off a fish

Wondering if when you collect all 23 they form a series of clues pointing to the exact location of a jewelled wolf buried on Bilston Common

if i'm not mistaken we're playing perch, henry, and cousins together in midfield tonight. jfc jfh

ps. of the ten goals we've scored in the league this season, zero zip nada bupkus have come from open play

make it stop...

dunno if it's the fuckedness of the economy or just sad fickle bastards waiting for magic to just happen but there's less than 19,000 at the Wolves tonight

and as if by magic i spur Barnsley on to a goal

make it stop...

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rtc reduced to unadorned pleading, it's a harsh night

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4ZipKdI1sY

shit just got real

oh fuck i've just seen QPR's score

hard to say which scoreline is crazier tbh

can we get a mod to slip a black armband over the thread for the rest of the week please?

even huddersfield losing now

jfc race to the bottom

ft at loftus road. if chuck tingle did football matches

probably shd've stopped clicking "View new Tweet" about 10 minutes back

it looks like the fucking Sports Direct machine is going to crush all opposition as the bookies originally predicted.

checked in with my brother who was there last night and Saturday, his estimation of Coady is "still shit".

this doesn't feel like the best week for a visit to Newcastle

if they go top today i predict a FL show barcode jizzathon with double extended coverage, erm well .. again I suppose.

nukey are good, probably the best this league has seen, but unlike us maybe try give them a game at least and see what happens. as the loftforwords match report put it, "I felt like a child watching his dad get beaten up for the first time. God I still love you Dad but don’t just let him hit you like that."

expect mooy will fuck us today like shelvey did

http://www.twtd.co.uk/ipswich-town-news/30277/i-have-no-words-only-despair--notes-for-aston-villa

http://i.imgur.com/0lcwvYZ.png

poor windsor davies

will blandford forum have enjoyed today's proceedings, we wonder

“Most sides in this league and poor and the best are average."

kinda right and kinda wrong all at once

only an idiot would say anything at this stage

i had heard that Saiss might be broken tho, so that's a pleasant surprise

competing with newcastlona, impossible, surely some mistake

sounds like another battering today. jimmy is nosediving, serious trouble

hate that bacon park frazzles away kit and all

brother reckons centre mid was the key missing ingredient, hard to tell much from Twitter but the boy Saiss seems to be involved a lot

washington hooked at ht after yet another game as stranded lone striker. what was the point? £2.5m and we're killing him dead

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Csj9GjhW8AA-Tlx.jpg

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CskMYjpWgAESYeH.jpg

at least i can enjoy these delightfully crap htafcdotcom goal jpegs

Hudders and Wolves both two goals up!