Hey, let me drunkenly animate your photos in about 25 to 60 days!

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http://67.media.tumblr.com/04875c5caefb046aa5378bea74b3d123/tumblr_od6b25uCPw1qdmmiqo1_500.gif

these are some of the waters i'm using for this projection thing i'm working on (albeit in the crappy lossy/gif every-6th-frame-for-smaller-filesize version)

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Thursday, 8 September 2016 07:05 (seven years ago) link

Cool!

schwantz, Thursday, 8 September 2016 19:21 (seven years ago) link

that glowing thing is in the center is just a whoopsy daisy courtesy the crappy 4s camera, in real life it's not there, but i kind of wish it was!

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Friday, 9 September 2016 07:48 (seven years ago) link

WERE

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Friday, 9 September 2016 07:54 (seven years ago) link

That is sweet.

pplains, Friday, 9 September 2016 13:12 (seven years ago) link

for those in the NYC area, i'm showing the staircase thing as part of a group show on oct 1/2 - it'd be cool to see anybody there! a facebook invite thing went out, it looks like: https://www.facebook.com/events/608846799293982/612239082288087/?notif_t=like¬if_id=1474004880100910

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Friday, 16 September 2016 05:50 (seven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

the show went pretty well! thanks especially to the local ilxors who came and said hello, it was really good to see you!

i took a short video of the staircase thing from different angles: http://weinventyou.net/post/151315634778/staircase-loop-dreams

and here's a still from one of the distorted angles:

http://66.media.tumblr.com/f584424d34b2b76b2fa32c53fd81a1a6/tumblr_oehtv11VPD1qdmmiqo2_540.jpg

also here's another donald trump gif

http://67.media.tumblr.com/ba36b8fd09d66fdf37c79fa74ea8e92e/tumblr_oewnikUubo1qdmmiqo1_500.gif

can't wait til the election is over because all i can think about are ways to make fun of donald trump

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 22:56 (seven years ago) link

lmaoooo

6 god none the richer (m bison), Friday, 28 October 2016 04:20 (seven years ago) link

i should send that to whoever runs allergictowheat.com

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Friday, 28 October 2016 04:21 (seven years ago) link

Omg dat gif!

Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 28 October 2016 10:24 (seven years ago) link

i keep making slow progress in learning the ways of cinema4d. at one point i knew how to define a path for a camera to follow while focusing on a particular target, and then i completely forgot how to do everything and had to start from square one again. i think i got the hang of it again though, and i finally learned how to add looping videos that sync up with everything else:

http://66.media.tumblr.com/5802b6c8c3ae904adca17c1a6e2789e1/tumblr_ofs1erslBA1qdmmiqo1_500.gif

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Friday, 28 October 2016 21:44 (seven years ago) link

sorry for the barrage of messages on this, for those that follow me on facebook/instagram/twitter. i've set up new dedicated accounts on each of those platforms for my gifs.

Twitter: @ZachScott_gif
Instagram: https://www.facebook.com/Zach-Scottgif-1132985923460005 (classic URL, facepalm)

for various reasons i've always had a very inconsistent approach with posting my images on those platforms - i feel shy about subjecting other people to my work, knowing that many of them are family/co-workers/acquaintances etc that don't know anything about my secret gif life, and that many of them just are not going to be into it at all. so it's always been a bit agonizing to post a new gif in those places, Facebook especially, knowing that's not what they "friended" me for. (i don't feel the same way about this thread, incidentally, because at least once you've clicked it a few times you know what you're getting to and it's easy to avoid afterward).

i'm hoping that people will be interested in checking out the instagram account, though, because i'll be posting much higher quality versions of my images there. where gifs have to be 256 colors or less, and usually 2MB or less in order to post on tumblr and other places, on instagram i'll be posting high resolution video versions of the same images, sometimes with many more frames included per loop. as an example, here's a new gif for today:

http://68.media.tumblr.com/a16807c9dde08dbf78aa4f458fb73b67/tumblr_ofwa5swNNj1qdmmiqo4_500.gif

if you have the time, compare that to the video version i posted here: https://www.instagram.com/zachscott.gif/

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 1 November 2016 01:30 (seven years ago) link

wtf, i posted those new account links a little too drunkenly there, sorry.

Twitter: @ZachScott_gif
Instagram: https://www.facebook.com/Zach-Scottgif-1132985923460005

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 1 November 2016 01:32 (seven years ago) link

i don't understand what i'm doing wrong with the instagram link.

it's https://www.instagram.com/zachscott.gif/

*collapses face-first into a radiator*

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 1 November 2016 01:33 (seven years ago) link

Phwoar.

(Which my phone wants to autocorrect to phalarope?!)

hardcore dilettante, Tuesday, 1 November 2016 03:42 (seven years ago) link

Subscribed!

MatthewK, Tuesday, 1 November 2016 04:48 (seven years ago) link

Phalarope!

the notes the loon doesn't play (ulysses), Tuesday, 1 November 2016 15:20 (seven years ago) link

this is VERY uppers.jpeg
http://gifcities.org/?q=dog

the notes the loon doesn't play (ulysses), Wednesday, 2 November 2016 15:37 (seven years ago) link

i missed the deadline on the gif it up contest this year. i think i entered something terrible for it last year. the archive they're trying to promote is organized in the least helpful way to someone trying to comb through it. or at least it was last year.

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 2 November 2016 19:43 (seven years ago) link

let's see if i can get my phasing ralphie thing to work here

http://i.imgur.com/taob0aS.gif
http://i.imgur.com/UB5xksA.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/ev3ZkkN.gif

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 2 November 2016 19:44 (seven years ago) link

if my calculations are right, all four of those will align every 7.2 billion years

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 2 November 2016 19:53 (seven years ago) link

hi ralphie

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Wednesday, 2 November 2016 20:11 (seven years ago) link

each of these are .01 seconds apart in total length per cycle (2.83 on the upper-left, 2.87 in the middle, 2.91 on the lower-right)

https://68.media.tumblr.com/7dc0f47548e172ee134e23c9bea47453/tumblr_og1748hyC41qdmmiqo1_250.gifhttps://68.media.tumblr.com/c23eccac067fb884b7fae297f9549bee/tumblr_og1748hyC41qdmmiqo2_250.gifhttps://68.media.tumblr.com/8c34a4370060d9aebf59a9335ea4dc7e/tumblr_og1748hyC41qdmmiqo3_250.gif
https://68.media.tumblr.com/31331ffcaef11c7ecdebb5be593994b8/tumblr_og1748hyC41qdmmiqo4_250.gifhttps://68.media.tumblr.com/35bd048a8bfa062d1c715f9394f15f1d/tumblr_og1748hyC41qdmmiqo5_250.gifhttps://68.media.tumblr.com/d6a584c1be5fea5e57ab9de75589a027/tumblr_og1748hyC41qdmmiqo6_250.gif
https://68.media.tumblr.com/9105e70e18d2b0a2b1d2f33368b9d5ea/tumblr_og1748hyC41qdmmiqo7_250.gifhttps://68.media.tumblr.com/1513446c39bfa135d1b2d4feb82aee56/tumblr_og1748hyC41qdmmiqo8_250.gifhttps://68.media.tumblr.com/690251d2bd5fdd78e30444790a4a4da8/tumblr_og1748hyC41qdmmiqo9_250.gif

ideally they'd all start up at the same time, in sync, and then gradually phase with each other only to realign...a long time in the future. unfortunately browsers don't load a set of 9 gifs simultaneously, so they won't start out in sync in the first place. it's odd though, sometimes browsers will load up a set of 2 or 3, or even 4 or 5 gifs and start them at the same exact moment, while loading up the remaining gifs and starting them a bit later. also, sometimes if you load up all 9 of the images (so they're in your cache) and then hit refresh, then the refreshed page will start them all up at the same instant. pretty cool

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 2 November 2016 20:25 (seven years ago) link

(ralphie says hi back)

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 2 November 2016 20:32 (seven years ago) link

added some harp because why not

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXJbsfZyXW4

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 2 November 2016 23:59 (seven years ago) link

I apologize in advance for bringing down your thread, but you've brought up something and I don't know where else to discuss it:

http://i.imgur.com/8IE547p.jpg

So let me get this straight - every 16 minutes someone dies of suicide and every 17 minutes someone is left to make sense of it.

That means

every 32 minutes two people have died of suicide and every 34 minutes, there are two people left to make sense of it
every 48 minutes three people have died of suicide and every 51 minutes, there are three people left to make sense of it
every 64 minutes four people have died of suicide and every 68 minutes, there are four people left to make sense of it
every 80 minutes five people have died of suicide and every 85 minutes, there are five people left to make sense of it
every 96 minutes six people have died of suicide and every 102 minutes, there are six people left to make sense of it
every 112 minutes seven people have died of suicide and every 119 minutes, there seven two people left to make sense of it
every 128 minutes eight people have died of suicide and every 136 minutes, there are eight people left to make sense of it
every 144 minutes nine people have died of suicide and every 153 minutes, there are nine people left to make sense of it
every 160 minutes ten people have died of suicide and every 170 minutes, there are ten people left to make sense of it

So by the time the day concludes at 1,440 minutes, we've got 90 people who have died of suicide, but only 84 people who are left to make sense of it. That means six people die of suicide every day with no one left behind to give a fuck.

I dunno, seems like a weird factoid to promote. Bet I know why those half-dozen people got to that point in the first place!

pplains, Thursday, 3 November 2016 00:28 (seven years ago) link

Harp Ralph Phases needs to be a FULL CYCLE.

MatthewK, Thursday, 3 November 2016 00:34 (seven years ago) link

xp maybe people are getting slower at making sense of it, which has caused a bottleneck of sense-making

Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 3 November 2016 00:46 (seven years ago) link

hey i'd be cool with this turning into the phasing thread!

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Thursday, 3 November 2016 01:25 (seven years ago) link

You know, I can't think of any Steve Reich cat puns (at least related to his phase stuff).

Eallach mhór an duine leisg (dowd), Thursday, 3 November 2016 01:54 (seven years ago) link

believe me, i tried too

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Thursday, 3 November 2016 02:03 (seven years ago) link

that reminds me, i did mean to make some sort of 9 lives pun, though. dammit!

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Thursday, 3 November 2016 02:05 (seven years ago) link

six meownos
meowsic for 18 mewosicians
octet (eight lines of string)

6 god none the richer (m bison), Thursday, 3 November 2016 04:14 (seven years ago) link

I considered the meows, and the octet I thought about ocelot, but nothing very satisfying.

Eallach mhór an duine leisg (dowd), Thursday, 3 November 2016 04:18 (seven years ago) link

Music for Nine Lives
Purring
Pet Phase
Feline Counterpoint
Patting Music
Paw Organs

MatthewK, Thursday, 3 November 2016 04:24 (seven years ago) link

There's also that Ligeti piece with a zillion metronomes

MatthewK, Thursday, 3 November 2016 04:25 (seven years ago) link

i sort of did the calculation (drunkenly, in the spirit of the thread), and the 9 gifs phasing against each other will all align again in...

60,341,152,625.3 years

i was joking about 7.2 billion years, but i waaaaaay undershot it

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Thursday, 3 November 2016 05:54 (seven years ago) link

for anyone wanting to doublecheck me (please do), i'm going with 9 separate images with lengths of:

2.81, 2.80, 2.79, 2.78, 2.77, 2.76, 2.75, 2.74, 2.73 seconds

i dumped that into http://www.calculatorsoup.com/calculators/math/lcm.php

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Thursday, 3 November 2016 05:56 (seven years ago) link

(actually i multiplied all of those by 100 in order to get rid of the decimals so that online calculator would work, then divided by 100 when it was all over)

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Thursday, 3 November 2016 05:57 (seven years ago) link

i love ralphie so much

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Thursday, 3 November 2016 05:59 (seven years ago) link

I love ralphie too

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Thursday, 3 November 2016 06:21 (seven years ago) link

thread took an interesting turn

the notes the loon doesn't play (ulysses), Thursday, 3 November 2016 14:47 (seven years ago) link

this is the same cube river from up above, from a different angle

https://68.media.tumblr.com/5704e4e096ef785bd1d3d3826af5f424/tumblr_ofwalnWf3X1qdmmiqo1_500.gif

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Friday, 4 November 2016 00:12 (seven years ago) link


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