* hstencil posted this on April 20th, 2009 @ 8:30:21 pm » quote #1466 * i went on a couple dates in i think 2002 with a (non-AZN, non-VICE-employed) girl who then claimed to have cancer for the reason as why we didn't date further. thankfully, she never asked me for money, and i managed to get my flask back from the time i mistakenly left it at her apartment. illness-fakers are seriously strange people, though. i'd see her about once every six months around brooklyn after that, for the next 5 years.
― Dr. Phil, Wednesday, 22 April 2009 04:37 (fifteen years ago) link
IT WAS MADE PRETTY CLEAR THAT THIS WAS A JOKE AND YOU ALMOST STABBED YOURSELF IN THE FACE LIKE A HULKAMANIAC TRYING TO TELL ME I'M A DOUCHE FOR *ACTUALLY* CLAIMING I HAD CANCER.
― velko, Wednesday, 22 April 2009 04:43 (fifteen years ago) link
wait velko did stence put his dong in u
― What funky dudes; I'm voting for them. (cankles), Wednesday, 22 April 2009 04:49 (fifteen years ago) link
in me hallway
― velko, Wednesday, 22 April 2009 04:50 (fifteen years ago) link
damn i mean i dont want 2 pick on u but when were u molested honey :(
― What funky dudes; I'm voting for them. (cankles), Wednesday, 22 April 2009 04:51 (fifteen years ago) link
read that as "in me halfway"
― ❉❉❉❉❉❉❉❉Plaxico❉❉❉❉❉❉❉❉❉ (I know, right?), Wednesday, 22 April 2009 09:48 (fifteen years ago) link
man that jon lovitz character on seinfeld was ahead of his time
― some dude, Wednesday, 22 April 2009 12:56 (fifteen years ago) link
http://gothamist.com/attachments/arts_jen/0409grifstermovie.jpg
― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Wednesday, 22 April 2009 19:41 (fifteen years ago) link
lol that moonpie face
― cutty, Wednesday, 22 April 2009 19:44 (fifteen years ago) link
jamar?
― macarooni (omar little), Wednesday, 22 April 2009 19:45 (fifteen years ago) link
posterboy stepping up his game there
― defensive of decent LOLs (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 22 April 2009 19:59 (fifteen years ago) link
She was at my club last night!
Early this morning, Sean Agnew of R5 Productions posted on Facebook and BCO: "Confirmed - she is at Highline Ballroom in NYC at the Simian show. I hope she comes to Philly tomorrow as they are playing Making Time !" Which sounds like a mini-grift, but that's OK.
― Long, helmet-defying hair (forksclovetofu), Friday, 24 April 2009 17:41 (fifteen years ago) link
I'm guessing bail jumping in Utah is like a tenth-level priority for nyc police so calling them when you see her crowd surfing isn't going to do much, right?
― mh, Friday, 24 April 2009 21:36 (fifteen years ago) link
meh, i prefer not to hunt them in their natural habitat.
― Long, helmet-defying hair (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 25 April 2009 05:50 (fifteen years ago) link
r5 is horrible
― harmonious family feast (Del Monte Young), Wednesday, 29 April 2009 21:15 (fifteen years ago) link
this probably won't work
<object width="400" height="300"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=4425947&server=vimeo.com&show_title=1&show_byline=1&show_portrait=0&color=&fullscreen=1" /><embed src="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=4425947&server=vimeo.com&show_title=1&show_byline=1&show_portrait=0&color=&fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="300"></embed></object><p><a href="http://vimeo.com/4425947">Meet the Hipster Grifter</a> from <a href="http://vimeo.com/animalmagazine">ANIMALmagazine</a> on <a href="http://vimeo.com">Vimeo</a>.</p>
― (*゚ー゚)θ L(。・_・) °~ヾ(・ε・ *) (Steve Shasta), Friday, 1 May 2009 15:12 (fifteen years ago) link
what about this
http://vimeo.com/4425947
― (*゚ー゚)θ L(。・_・) °~ヾ(・ε・ *) (Steve Shasta), Friday, 1 May 2009 15:13 (fifteen years ago) link
THIS MY BLØG
― p?nico (ice cr?m), Friday, 1 May 2009 15:14 (fifteen years ago) link
that was very meaningful
― erudite e-scholar (harbl), Friday, 1 May 2009 15:17 (fifteen years ago) link
vomit
― cutty, Friday, 1 May 2009 15:17 (fifteen years ago) link
she looks hottr on video def
― p?nico (ice cr?m), Friday, 1 May 2009 15:18 (fifteen years ago) link
no she doesn't.
i'm not a violent man. but i'd like to take a baseball bat to that fat asian head of hers.
― cutty, Friday, 1 May 2009 15:18 (fifteen years ago) link
http://animalnewyork.com/2009/05/meet-the-hipster-grifter-animal-spends-the-night-with-kari-ferrell/
― (*゚ー゚)θ L(。・_・) °~ヾ(・ε・ *) (Steve Shasta), Friday, 1 May 2009 15:18 (fifteen years ago) link
lol stay classy
― like clowns passing out candy wearing blindfolds (call all destroyer), Friday, 1 May 2009 15:19 (fifteen years ago) link
dude all she did was tell u she had deadly beard cancer and steal yr rent money - its time to move on
― p?nico (ice cr?m), Friday, 1 May 2009 15:20 (fifteen years ago) link
ha, i am quite immune to bearded azn fetish syndrome
― cutty, Friday, 1 May 2009 15:23 (fifteen years ago) link
you, on the other hand, are charmed by her fat round head
― cutty, Friday, 1 May 2009 15:24 (fifteen years ago) link
cutty what if i told u grifting was a sport????
― Lamp, Friday, 1 May 2009 15:24 (fifteen years ago) link
i like how shes pissed at vice and the observer then shes just all "sup" to gawker at the end - looks like she wants a certain blog to throw its hot dog down her hall
― p?nico (ice cr?m), Friday, 1 May 2009 15:25 (fifteen years ago) link
i'm not a violent man. but i enjoy a little tactical nuclear war now and then.
it's cool that this chick is identifying the common links between hipsterism and sociopathy.
― loaded forbear (gabbneb), Friday, 1 May 2009 15:26 (fifteen years ago) link
heard shes moving on to lawyers LOL
― p?nico (ice cr?m), Friday, 1 May 2009 15:26 (fifteen years ago) link
nmt iirc
― loaded forbear (gabbneb), Friday, 1 May 2009 15:27 (fifteen years ago) link
gabbneb probably finds her v attractive
― cutty, Friday, 1 May 2009 15:28 (fifteen years ago) link
― loaded forbear (gabbneb), Friday, May 1, 2009 11:27 AM Bookmark
― loaded forbear (gabbneb), Friday, 1 May 2009 15:29 (fifteen years ago) link
lohan/grifter chicks
― p?nico (ice cr?m), Friday, 1 May 2009 15:29 (fifteen years ago) link
we'll never know--dude was permabanned
― Mr. Que, Friday, 1 May 2009 15:30 (fifteen years ago) link
hes been gone so long i barely remember why i sbd him 5m times
― p?nico (ice cr?m), Friday, 1 May 2009 15:31 (fifteen years ago) link
u were jealous of his azn grifter gf u met at a fap?
― Lamp, Friday, 1 May 2009 15:32 (fifteen years ago) link
lol yess :/
― p?nico (ice cr?m), Friday, 1 May 2009 15:33 (fifteen years ago) link
http://i41.tinypic.com/r225xc.jpg
why does her shirt say
LL-BEHAVEDITCHESDOM MAKE
― erudite e-scholar (harbl), Friday, 1 May 2009 15:39 (fifteen years ago) link
well-behaved bitches don't make history. unlike her.
― loaded forbear (gabbneb), Friday, 1 May 2009 15:40 (fifteen years ago) link
lol i had to puzzle that out too: i think its "well-behaved bitches seldom make history"
― Lamp, Friday, 1 May 2009 15:41 (fifteen years ago) link
well-behaved bitches seldom make history
― p?nico (ice cr?m), Friday, 1 May 2009 15:41 (fifteen years ago) link
ill-behaveditchesdom makeantino
― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Friday, 1 May 2009 15:42 (fifteen years ago) link
http://deadspin.com/5235767/a-weird-random-thursday-night-spent-with-the-hipster-grifter-devoted-utah-jazz-fan
― p?nico (ice cr?m), Friday, 1 May 2009 15:49 (fifteen years ago) link
"seacrest out"
― nah rong (Dr. Phil), Friday, 1 May 2009 15:51 (fifteen years ago) link
ugh @ weird, random
― bros again on the third day (Lamp), Friday, 1 May 2009 15:52 (fifteen years ago) link
But she did tell me that after she's done with all her legal stuff and comes back to New York, that we should go to the Garden to see a game.
lol she's gonna be like 40
― erudite e-scholar (harbl), Friday, 1 May 2009 15:52 (fifteen years ago) link
So when lots of sources tell you someone is a pathological liar and very convincing, your reportage consists of "hey, she totally says that she hasn't had legal issues in new york and has been honest to people here, so we hung out with her and took jokey pictures and video!"
― mh, Friday, 1 May 2009 15:54 (fifteen years ago) link