Total Toilet Duck

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wan bobolink (Noodle Vague), Friday, 2 September 2016 18:31 (eight months ago) Permalink

no option for "all at once"?

meh 😐 (wins), Friday, 2 September 2016 18:35 (eight months ago) Permalink

zaireeka option

F♯ A♯ (∞), Friday, 2 September 2016 18:37 (eight months ago) Permalink

always an option in my world

multi-window Youtube mixing is classic

wan bobolink (Noodle Vague), Friday, 2 September 2016 18:37 (eight months ago) Permalink

this thread is a...

lame duck...

(sorry someone had to say this joke)

F♯ A♯ (∞), Friday, 2 September 2016 18:38 (eight months ago) Permalink

so am I

meh 😐 (wins), Friday, 2 September 2016 18:41 (eight months ago) Permalink

I was hoping Tuomas would bring some WC-Ankka action (I can't find a Finnish one on youtube alas)

prob Brazilian although the German logo is pleasing

a passing spacecadet, Friday, 2 September 2016 18:46 (eight months ago) Permalink

There Will Be Ducks (Noodle Vague), Friday, 2 September 2016 18:50 (eight months ago) Permalink

omg

There Will Be Ducks (Noodle Vague), Friday, 2 September 2016 18:54 (eight months ago) Permalink

this seems like a thread i would've made
voted spain

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Friday, 2 September 2016 18:56 (eight months ago) Permalink

F♯ A♯ (∞), Friday, 2 September 2016 18:57 (eight months ago) Permalink

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Friday, 2 September 2016 19:00 (eight months ago) Permalink

is this mondeo pop

goole, Friday, 2 September 2016 19:07 (eight months ago) Permalink

voted Brazil, but if it came down to 'favorite word for duck in [x] language', I would go for the Croatian 'patka', no question

hippie lady from california who loves that god (unregistered), Friday, 2 September 2016 21:01 (eight months ago) Permalink

I like the synth swoop in Brazil, but I think Portugal wins it for me because it has the least "smooth" sounding vocals. Also LOL @ Pato. The Johnson family company tag line is pretty good, though not the best, which I would award to Germany because it sounds like a totally disjunctive fake computer voice juxtaposed with the "realness" of the singer.

sarahell, Friday, 2 September 2016 22:02 (eight months ago) Permalink

this is the difference between me as pie-eyed poptimist and you as avant-gardist

There Will Be Ducks (Noodle Vague), Friday, 2 September 2016 22:04 (eight months ago) Permalink

could draw an interesting spectrum across the world of Total Toilet Protection between mainstream and more disruptive iterations

There Will Be Ducks (Noodle Vague), Friday, 2 September 2016 22:04 (eight months ago) Permalink

Portugal sounds a bit like a Culturcide version now

― Len Bincowank (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 27 August 2016 12:08 (six days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

There Will Be Ducks (Noodle Vague), Friday, 2 September 2016 22:05 (eight months ago) Permalink

but we can both LOL @ Pato

sarahell, Friday, 2 September 2016 22:05 (eight months ago) Permalink

Pato is for the children

There Will Be Ducks (Noodle Vague), Friday, 2 September 2016 22:07 (eight months ago) Permalink

Idk about Culturcide, to me Culturcide's hallmark is vocals that are comically louder than the background music. It's more like Portugal sounds like Paul Weller and the others vary between Belle & Sebastian and Bobby Brown type smoothness

sarahell, Friday, 2 September 2016 22:07 (eight months ago) Permalink

it had that kind of "taped over the backing track" vibe when i was listening last weekend

There Will Be Ducks (Noodle Vague), Friday, 2 September 2016 22:08 (eight months ago) Permalink

One could say that Portugal is the most "angular"

sarahell, Friday, 2 September 2016 22:08 (eight months ago) Permalink

"the true punk and post-punk aficionado would vote for Portugal"

sarahell, Friday, 2 September 2016 22:09 (eight months ago) Permalink

is Portugal top of the Acclaimed Music of 2016 ratings?

There Will Be Ducks (Noodle Vague), Friday, 2 September 2016 22:10 (eight months ago) Permalink

it does have a certain faux-naif charm, and then the tagline voice at the end sounds kind of exaggeratedly camp

There Will Be Ducks (Noodle Vague), Friday, 2 September 2016 22:11 (eight months ago) Permalink

I would write in the Portuguese Toilet Duck commercial for all Acclaimed Music polls.

sarahell, Friday, 2 September 2016 22:21 (eight months ago) Permalink

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Saturday, 3 September 2016 00:01 (eight months ago) Permalink

is this mondeo pop

― goole, Friday, 2 September 2016 20:07 Bookmark

r|t|c, Saturday, 3 September 2016 00:47 (eight months ago) Permalink

Mon dieu pop

There Will Be Ducks (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 3 September 2016 06:38 (eight months ago) Permalink

one month passes...

nom de grrrrr (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 29 October 2016 07:19 (six months ago) Permalink

nom de grrrrr (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 29 October 2016 07:19 (six months ago) Permalink

6hr meeting with Creative about why the duck needs a plane.

nashwan, Saturday, 29 October 2016 10:21 (six months ago) Permalink

How does my toilet get so clean?
It's easy: Duck's on my team.
Duck's curved neck can get under
the rim and fight germs right where they live,
while Duck's fresh discs fight all day long.
It's total toilet protection.
'bye, germs. 'bye, worries.

though she denies it to the press, (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Saturday, 29 October 2016 13:46 (six months ago) Permalink

Nobel Prize material right there

nom de grrrrr (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 29 October 2016 13:57 (six months ago) Permalink

is this some football chant yet?

sarahell, Saturday, 29 October 2016 17:59 (six months ago) Permalink

someone uploaded the Polish one but the audio is backwards

help

though she denies it to the press, (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Saturday, 29 October 2016 18:21 (six months ago) Permalink

best version yet imo

the notes the loon doesn't play (ulysses), Saturday, 29 October 2016 23:08 (six months ago) Permalink

Still so fascinated by the Australian decision to re-record the whole tune and sing the closing line on a different beat etc.

El Tomboto, Saturday, 29 October 2016 23:22 (six months ago) Permalink

I am sick and stressed and sleeping poorly and the little harmonica answering riff after "it's easy - Duck's on my team" is going to make me cry for its great beauty and tenderness

though she denies it to the press, (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Sunday, 30 October 2016 00:00 (six months ago) Permalink

three months pass...

REEEEEEEMIIIIIIIIIX

https://soundcloud.com/noodle-vague/duck-you-sucka

excitable Question Time guest (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 11 February 2017 14:31 (three months ago) Permalink

Is that all of them on top of each other & then granulated? Tell us about how you got here. Or really, about how you got US here.

El Tomboto, Sunday, 12 February 2017 00:06 (three months ago) Permalink

we should all do remixes of Total Toilet Protection and make a comp

sarahell, Sunday, 12 February 2017 00:08 (three months ago) Permalink

Still so fascinated by the Australian decision to re-record the whole tune and sing the closing line on a different beat etc.

otm, that ending changes up the vibe

though the tempest rages, (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Sunday, 12 February 2017 01:51 (three months ago) Permalink

like the antipodean music guy for SCJ got the "package" and he goes home and listens to it in his car, at home at night on headphones, and his wife and kids are like, dad, what's the matter? and he gets in on Monday - we're all still at brunch up here - and he's like NO. IT'S BYE GERMS; BYE WORRIES. CARLA, GET ME REGGIE.

El Tomboto, Sunday, 12 February 2017 02:15 (three months ago) Permalink

"Duck You Sucka!" is the full Australian version run thru Paulstretch with a few tweaks to the pitchbend and binaural beats settings

"Metalganser" uses a field recording of a Goosander and a shorter Paulstretch of the Australian advert with more extreme tweaking, mixed thru Audacity with a few extra effects mainly on the duck calls.

more to come until i get bored, i've been gathering the source tracks for as many of the different versions of the advert as i can find.

excitable Question Time guest (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 12 February 2017 10:02 (three months ago) Permalink

Thanks to NV I've been debating doing a "Bee Movie but every time they say bee it speeds up" treatment on this advert. I'm quietly obsessed, though clearly not as obsessed as NV himself.

emil.y, Sunday, 12 February 2017 10:35 (three months ago) Permalink

I can only apologise:

https://soundcloud.com/user-604399650-995396746/patka

Bubba H.O.T.A.P.E (ShariVari), Sunday, 12 February 2017 17:34 (three months ago) Permalink

quality duckage

excitable Question Time guest (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 12 February 2017 19:48 (three months ago) Permalink

we should all do remixes of Total Toilet Protection and make a comp

― sarahell, Sunday, 12 February 2017 00:08 Bookmark

shari's is in komdukt total, nv's in plop ambient 2017

r|t|c, Sunday, 12 February 2017 22:03 (three months ago) Permalink

https://soundcloud.com/darkwave-duck

dj martian not getting the hang of it alas

r|t|c, Sunday, 12 February 2017 22:09 (three months ago) Permalink

I'm kind of tempted to try to turn the Brazilian one into something like an MC Bin Laden track.

Bubba H.O.T.A.P.E (ShariVari), Monday, 13 February 2017 13:02 (three months ago) Permalink


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