official noise board thread for korean abdul-jabbar, the vice magazine mormon grifter

don't blame the victims canks

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hstencil posted this on April 20th, 2009 @ 8:30:21 pm
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* i went on a couple dates in i think 2002 with a (non-AZN, non-VICE-employed) girl who then claimed to have cancer for the reason as why we didn't date further. thankfully, she never asked me for money, and i managed to get my flask back from the time i mistakenly left it at her apartment. illness-fakers are seriously strange people, though. i'd see her about once every six months around brooklyn after that, for the next 5 years.

IT WAS MADE PRETTY CLEAR THAT THIS WAS A JOKE AND YOU ALMOST STABBED YOURSELF IN THE FACE LIKE A HULKAMANIAC TRYING TO TELL ME I'M A DOUCHE FOR *ACTUALLY* CLAIMING I HAD CANCER.

wait velko did stence put his dong in u

in me hallway

damn i mean i dont want 2 pick on u but when were u molested honey :(

read that as "in me halfway"

man that jon lovitz character on seinfeld was ahead of his time

http://gothamist.com/attachments/arts_jen/0409grifstermovie.jpg

lol that moonpie face

jamar?

posterboy stepping up his game there

She was at my club last night!

Early this morning, Sean Agnew of R5 Productions posted on Facebook and BCO: "Confirmed - she is at Highline Ballroom in NYC at the Simian show. I hope she comes to Philly tomorrow as they are playing Making Time !" Which sounds like a mini-grift, but that's OK.

I'm guessing bail jumping in Utah is like a tenth-level priority for nyc police so calling them when you see her crowd surfing isn't going to do much, right?

meh, i prefer not to hunt them in their natural habitat.

r5 is horrible

this probably won't work

<object width="400" height="300"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=4425947&;server=vimeo.com&show_title=1&show_byline=1&show_portrait=0&color=&fullscreen=1" /><embed src="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=4425947&;server=vimeo.com&show_title=1&show_byline=1&show_portrait=0&color=&fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="300"></embed></object><p><a href="http://vimeo.com/4425947";>Meet the Hipster Grifter</a> from <a href="http://vimeo.com/animalmagazine";>ANIMALmagazine</a> on <a href="http://vimeo.com";>Vimeo</a>.</p>

what about this

http://vimeo.com/4425947

THIS MY BLØG

that was very meaningful

vomit

she looks hottr on video def

no she doesn't.

i'm not a violent man. but i'd like to take a baseball bat to that fat asian head of hers.

http://animalnewyork.com/2009/05/meet-the-hipster-grifter-animal-spends-the-night-with-kari-ferrell/

i'm not a violent man. but i'd like to take a baseball bat to that fat asian head of hers.

lol stay classy

dude all she did was tell u she had deadly beard cancer and steal yr rent money - its time to move on

ha, i am quite immune to bearded azn fetish syndrome

you, on the other hand, are charmed by her fat round head

cutty what if i told u grifting was a sport????

i like how shes pissed at vice and the observer then shes just all "sup" to gawker at the end - looks like she wants a certain blog to throw its hot dog down her hall

i'm not a violent man. but i enjoy a little tactical nuclear war now and then.

it's cool that this chick is identifying the common links between hipsterism and sociopathy.

heard shes moving on to lawyers LOL

nmt iirc

gabbneb probably finds her v attractive

nmt iirc

― loaded forbear (gabbneb), Friday, May 1, 2009 11:27 AM Bookmark

lohan/grifter chicks

gabbneb probably finds her v attractive

we'll never know--dude was permabanned

hes been gone so long i barely remember why i sbd him 5m times

u were jealous of his azn grifter gf u met at a fap?

lol yess :/

http://i41.tinypic.com/r225xc.jpg

why does her shirt say

LL-BEHAVED
ITCHES
DOM MAKE

well-behaved bitches don't make history. unlike her.

lol i had to puzzle that out too: i think its "well-behaved bitches seldom make history"

well-behaved bitches seldom make history

ill-behaved
itches
dom makeantino

http://deadspin.com/5235767/a-weird-random-thursday-night-spent-with-the-hipster-grifter-devoted-utah-jazz-fan

"seacrest out"

ugh @ weird, random

But she did tell me that after she's done with all her legal stuff and comes back to New York, that we should go to the Garden to see a game.

lol she's gonna be like 40