England won't get relegated from the World Cup - anticipate two years of The Big Sam delivering the international module here

wait

the one who played at the valley the other day for southampton u23s and who didn't save a penalty in the shootout

A whole 10 league appearances in the last two seasons, England's future is in safe hands.

"Winning is what we want. If the nation thinks that's the only thing we can have to make us feel better, we'll try. But personally, if we get a draw from the most difficult game of the group, I'll be happy."

expectation management at its finest

30 minutes into Big Sams first match and England have not had a shot. Beautiful.

lovely bit of skill from Danny Rose for Slovakia's first goal

lol. he is having a Torrid Time

Ian Wright's whiny voice, surely one of the most offensive things in football.

Five minutes of discussion about Wayne Rooney playing in the wrong area of the pitch and getting in everyone's way. A reassuring constant in an uncertain world.

Could conceivably have been sent off at least three times.

Skrtel, obvs.

lovely bit of skill from Skrtel for England's first goal shot on target

Slovakia instantly look 20% more up for it

Jammy fuckin' bastards.

The good times are back.

lucky cunts, no improvement on any of their Euro games

Archetypal England World Cup Qualifying Stages performance/victory - they usually are victories after all.

gotta love a ref who waits for Skrtel to club Kane to death before meekly issuing a second yellow then sticks a load of Fergie time on. chip on both shoulders

where is rooney's position

"today e was were e wanted to be. cos e were brilliant"

sam's got the first big hurdle out of the way. gabriel clarke didnt fancy a straightener outside

Can someone explain to me how club managers all think rooney as CM is ok when literally the whole world knows better? I'm not talking a situation where something is a risk or a trial either, plenty of managers have tried it and we've all seen it be dumb each time. And yet?

obviously does wonders off the ball

There are dark forces at work. I can't really say more

oh my god his 33rd birthday is drawing closer

the notice of resignation in 2018, it all fits

Everything Allardyce said post-match suggested Rooney will be retained regardless of form. It had begun with a television interview in the bowels of the stadium. “Wayne played wherever he wanted,” said the manager. “He was brilliant and controlled midfield. I can’t stop Wayne playing there.”

That demanded further clarity upstairs. “This is the most decorated outfield player in England. He’s won everything at Manchester United, at Champions League and domestic level. I think he holds a lot more experience at international football than I do as an international manager. So, when he is using his experience and playing as a team member, it’s not for me to say where he’s going to play.

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“It’s up to me to ask whether he’s doing well in that position, of course, and contributing. If so, great. We’d like to get him into goalscoring positions more. He’s been a goalscorer all his life and I want him to do that again, but he reads a game as he reads it. He read it very well, we won and dominated. I must admit, he did play a little deeper than I thought he’d play. But I was pleased with his performance.” As a glimpse of what awaits, that was intriguing. Allardyce had bemoaned the slow nature of England’s build-up play, and yet Rooney’s passing can actually be identified as slowing this team down.

You cant

I mean look

Look

......

Just....you can't ....

Can you?

Those comments have actually been kind of haunting me. What an utterly insane thing to say

yeah it is kind of disconcerting. the whole thing is taking on an odd feeling, like rooney is some idiot king in the land of the blind, outwitting smarter men with impermeable stupidity.

Personally I'm loving all this, the more the merrier tbh.

There's a conspiracy theory among a certain section of the Utd fan base that Rooney's contract actually guarantees him a starting place. I used to think it was a bit silly, but I've now realised it goes deeper than even they suspected

the call of cthulroo

could at least have taken cahill off so twp stones dier werent all deluding themselves in the same place

Casting the Roons (xp)

A Game of Th'Roons

Rashford just scored a hat-trick on his u-21 debut

Just semi-watched it, standard indictment of FA conservatism

https://streamable.com/y9is

flames. pen mightier than the golazo

should just play all the jamaican lads and leave be. rashford sturridge sterling stones

that was his first ever penalty

(second goal actually got a deflection)

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/26/exclusive-sam-allardyce-mocked-predecessor-roy-hodgson---and-hit/

ten month investigation for that...

“So I’d have come in at half time and gone, right: bang bang bang bang bang. And then if that didn’t work I’d have gone bang, substitute, substitute, know what I mean, and

During the meeting he remarked that Sir Alex Ferguson gets “four hundred, five hundred grand a pop” for speaking engagements, while Robbie Williams got “£1.6 million for a wedding. Just singing”.

The England manager insisted he would deliver “value for money” in helping to attract investors, boasting of his popularity in the Orient.

“It’s not only the England manager,” he said, “it’s the beauty of being a Premier League manager all them years like me… I have more pictures taken over there than I have here.”

“Keynote speaking, that’s what I’d be doing, keynote speaking. I’m a keynote speaker.

“Just know, it’s just delivering, for you, it’s just delivering value for money… they’ve got to enjoy the time they’ve had, enjoy the conversation. Not just the keynote speech but also in the bar after.

“I don’t come in like a lot of them, come in, right bang, you’re off. Do you know what I mean? That’s the end of that, done that, I’m off. I’m going to stand at the bar, have a few social drinks.”

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/content/dam/news/2016/09/26/109618352-sam-allardyce-news-xlarge_trans++-huom9Cr2mAIkjZYyr9DXPvMFsXiFIPFn2DW4kWaEs0.jpg

is he drinking a pint of wine?

“Players let him down in the end. I think maybe he, he was too indecisive. Cast a bit of an anxiety over to the players maybe. I mean prior to the Iceland game, he won all 10 qualifiers. We'd drawn with Russia, we should have won. We beat Wales, and that was our worst performance. We drew with Slovakia, and we only had to draw with Iceland to get through ... he just collapsed.”

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i like how even when it comes to after-dinner speeches he still believes his delivery module is superior