pitchfork is dumb (#34985859340293849494 in a series.)

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Whiney complaining about white rock bands getting knocked off in favor of r&b is hilarious when the top 100 is disproportionately cbgb bullshit & x Ray spex are hella high but anita ward doesn't even place

Listen to my homeboy Fantano (D-40), Wednesday, 24 August 2016 18:04 (seven years ago) link

Point being, get some perspective

Listen to my homeboy Fantano (D-40), Wednesday, 24 August 2016 18:06 (seven years ago) link

or because new wave/punk is the new cis white male corny ass dickbeater dad "real music" like the Beatles/Stones were or all of the above

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, August 24, 2016 12:12 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

fuck outta here dude new wave punk is most of this list esp top 100

d40 otm

marcos, Wednesday, 24 August 2016 18:08 (seven years ago) link

devo rules dude

a (waterface), Wednesday, 24 August 2016 18:16 (seven years ago) link

they deserve to be on the list

a (waterface), Wednesday, 24 August 2016 18:16 (seven years ago) link

yeah you would expect the token "Roundabout" or "Starless" or maybe even "Supper's Ready"

frogbs, Wednesday, 24 August 2016 18:18 (seven years ago) link

hell it's tough to make an argument for "rock lobster" as radical queer music because everybody likes the song for reasons that have nothing to do with most of the band being queer.

a confederacy of lampreys (rushomancy), Wednesday, 24 August 2016 18:19 (seven years ago) link

I'd have two prog/art-rock songs (interchangeable terminology for me--maybe they're not) on a Top 100 for sure: "Roundabout" and a Jethro Tull song (many candidates). Also something from ELO before they became big on Top 40, if they count. Maybe "Tubular Bells" too, the Exorcist section.

clemenza, Wednesday, 24 August 2016 18:21 (seven years ago) link

I wish every song I don't like were off the list and replaced by songs that I do like.

That said Roundabout wuz robbed

you think Lou Bega gave up after Mambo Number One??? (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 24 August 2016 18:28 (seven years ago) link

"roundabout" sorta has a second life rn as an anime theme song/vine meme so it would've been fun to view it from 2016

who is extremely unqualified to review this pop album (BradNelson), Wednesday, 24 August 2016 18:31 (seven years ago) link

Mentioned in School of Rock, too--"homework" for one of the kids.

clemenza, Wednesday, 24 August 2016 18:33 (seven years ago) link

why is this list provoking such strong emotion? i'll never understand ;_;

brimstead, Wednesday, 24 August 2016 18:34 (seven years ago) link

people love music

who is extremely unqualified to review this pop album (BradNelson), Wednesday, 24 August 2016 18:35 (seven years ago) link

t/s: psychoanalyzing pitchfork listmakers vs talking about how great your taste is

brimstead, Wednesday, 24 August 2016 18:35 (seven years ago) link

xp dog c'mon

brimstead, Wednesday, 24 August 2016 18:35 (seven years ago) link

can't believe a hipster/indie website didn't put Aldo Nova on their list

brimstead, Wednesday, 24 August 2016 18:44 (seven years ago) link

sorry, i don't really care, it's just silly. and i'm silly.

brimstead, Wednesday, 24 August 2016 18:45 (seven years ago) link

"t/s: psychoanalyzing pitchfork listmakers vs talking about how great your taste is"

you are so not new here! i mean,come on, you know how we do.

scott seward, Wednesday, 24 August 2016 18:47 (seven years ago) link

would rather read about how list is invalid because it lacks aldo nova and yoko ono than read about how list is invalid because there are some sabbath songs that aren't on it

a confederacy of lampreys (rushomancy), Wednesday, 24 August 2016 18:48 (seven years ago) link

aldo nova for pitchfork fans:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOalSzYpsdE

scott seward, Wednesday, 24 August 2016 18:56 (seven years ago) link

the whole point of lists is for people to argue about them and talk about them online that's why every outlet does them

Pull your head on out your hippy haze (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 24 August 2016 19:00 (seven years ago) link

I wish every song I don't like were off the list and replaced by songs that I do like.

same

frogbs, Wednesday, 24 August 2016 19:01 (seven years ago) link

i'm as guilty as anyone else it's cool

i planned on yipping about no Spinners but they got one on there

brimstead, Wednesday, 24 August 2016 19:02 (seven years ago) link

honestly I think this list should be replaced with a list of every Aldo Nova song in chronological order

Pull your head on out your hippy haze (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 24 August 2016 19:02 (seven years ago) link

xr7 is all time

flopson, Wednesday, 24 August 2016 19:10 (seven years ago) link

and post-punk is still cool

flopson, Wednesday, 24 August 2016 19:11 (seven years ago) link

the whole point of lists is for people to argue about them and talk about them online that's why every outlet does them

Something I honestly don't know--does the attention such a list gets increase readership, or ad revenue, or something? I say that because one time I'm guessing such a list did increase readership (goes back a ways, and I have no actual proof) was the Top 100 Spin did in the late '80s. Whatever you thought about the list itself--a mix of great picks and empty/silly provocation, as I recall--it was sufficiently different from a Rolling Stone list at the time, and Spin was new enough, that they might have actually picked up readers. These lists are ubiquitous now (music and film).

clemenza, Wednesday, 24 August 2016 19:11 (seven years ago) link

Chris complaining about white rock bands getting knocked off in favor of r&b is hilarious when the top 100 is disproportionately cbgb bullshit & x Ray spex are hella high but anita ward doesn't even place

― Listen to my homeboy Fantano (D-40), Wednesday, August 24, 2016 2:04 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Again, I don't think this is "wrong" or "bad," I just think it's funny/interesting how tastes are changing

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, August 24, 2016 12:19 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 24 August 2016 19:11 (seven years ago) link

all i'm saying is if the 80s list doesn't have Quarterflash.. hell to pay

brimstead, Wednesday, 24 August 2016 19:12 (seven years ago) link

xpost Point being, learn to read

Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 24 August 2016 19:12 (seven years ago) link

the whole point of lists is for people to argue about them and talk about them online that's why every outlet does them

Something I honestly don't know--does the attention such a list gets increase readership, or ad revenue, or something? I say that because one time I'm guessing such a list did increase readership (goes back a ways, and I have no actual proof) was the Top 100 Spin did in the late '80s. Whatever you thought about the list itself--a mix of great picks and empty/silly provocation, as I recall--it was sufficiently different from a Rolling Stone list at the time, and Spin was new enough, that they might have actually picked up readers. These lists are ubiquitous now (music and film).

― clemenza, Wednesday, August 24, 2016 2:11 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lists always did well for my previous publication (and also generated a lot of extra hits because ppl were a lot more likely to comment on the story)

Pull your head on out your hippy haze (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 24 August 2016 19:27 (seven years ago) link

i'm putting the line on how long Ilx is going to actively discuss this list of songs on pitchfork at five more days
and then betting the over

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Wednesday, 24 August 2016 19:31 (seven years ago) link

(xpost) I suspected they did produce tangible results. An obvious case probably being Pazz & Jop--I know they don't keep it alive because they're committed to tradition or anything.

clemenza, Wednesday, 24 August 2016 19:37 (seven years ago) link

people like lists.

scott seward, Wednesday, 24 August 2016 19:38 (seven years ago) link

Also Sight & Sound's once-a-decade historical poll, which is undoubtedly their biggest-selling issue every 10 years. Although there, I bet there is some measure of commitment to their position as arbiter of the canon or whatever.

clemenza, Wednesday, 24 August 2016 19:40 (seven years ago) link

i tend to like quirkier/weirder/niche/idiosyncratic lists best though. most regular lists don't take a whole lot of thought to put together.

scott seward, Wednesday, 24 August 2016 19:41 (seven years ago) link

sure, i like lists. why do we have to keep numbering the stupid things, though? can we really continue to pretend it's meaningful to try and determine whether black flag's "nervous breakdown" is a better song than "darkness at the edge of town"?

a confederacy of lampreys (rushomancy), Wednesday, 24 August 2016 19:42 (seven years ago) link

That's the reason they get talked about though.

Evan, Wednesday, 24 August 2016 19:43 (seven years ago) link

Nate Silver developed a formula for that--you have to quantify these things.

clemenza, Wednesday, 24 August 2016 19:44 (seven years ago) link

i ignore numbering. it doesn't really matter. maybe a top ten does or whatever. pretty arbitrary otherwise.

scott seward, Wednesday, 24 August 2016 19:44 (seven years ago) link

okay this made me laugh (from the Top 25 70s videos list):

Few bands of the late ’60s and early ’70s were more melancholy than the Bee Gees, from “I Started a Joke” to “I Lay Down and Die,” “How Do You Mend a Broken Heart,” and “Don’t Wanna Live Inside Myself.” Sad!

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 24 August 2016 19:50 (seven years ago) link

devo rules dude

― a (waterface), Wednesday, August 24, 2016 2:16 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

they deserve to be on the list

― a (waterface), Wednesday, August 24, 2016 2:16 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

esp given p4k's core musical heritage. no Pixies without Devo imo

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 24 August 2016 19:53 (seven years ago) link

That's the reason they get talked about though.

― Evan

not in my experience! all the arguing i've seen about this list is not about about whether "metal guru" should have been #150 AT LEAST but about what made it on the list and what didn't.

a confederacy of lampreys (rushomancy), Wednesday, 24 August 2016 19:55 (seven years ago) link

most regular lists don't take a whole lot of thought to put together.

― scott seward, Wednesday, August 24, 2016 2:41 PM (28 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

tons of intra-staff acrimony and bitterness tho iirc

Pull your head on out your hippy haze (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 24 August 2016 20:11 (seven years ago) link

well, yeah, if other people are involved it could be a hassle, i guess. but a list like this one could be put together in an hour or two by one person and then that person just gets people to write about the songs. voila. which is probably how a lot of internet lists are made nowadays. doesn't have to be time-consuming.

scott seward, Wednesday, 24 August 2016 20:17 (seven years ago) link

which is why i tend to like more personal/obsessive lists by people who are nuts like me.

scott seward, Wednesday, 24 August 2016 20:22 (seven years ago) link

wait are there seriously no bee gees on the main list?

you think Lou Bega gave up after Mambo Number One??? (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 24 August 2016 20:38 (seven years ago) link

not in my experience! all the arguing i've seen about this list is not about about whether "metal guru" should have been #150 AT LEAST but about what made it on the list and what didn't.

― a confederacy of lampreys (rushomancy), Wednesday, August 24, 2016 3:55 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Fair enough but I would imagine one of the most popular discussion topics in regards to this list is how things rank and whether or not Pitchfork did so correctly.

Evan, Wednesday, 24 August 2016 21:07 (seven years ago) link

nothing by Heart, would've figured "barracuda" as a lock.

Western® with Bacon Flavor, Wednesday, 24 August 2016 21:21 (seven years ago) link

these kind of conversations always remind me of when the Rolling Stone Album Guide came out in late '04 and the first I heard that it existed was when somebody (on ilx iiirc) noted there was no Metallica in the damn thing

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Wednesday, 24 August 2016 23:57 (seven years ago) link


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