Tim Krul supposedly on his way to Ajax on rent, because Barca are buying Ajax' Cilessen.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 23 August 2016 18:40 (seven years ago) link
*on loan
― Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 23 August 2016 18:41 (seven years ago) link
Paul Gladon? LBI?
― blafe and sand (Noodle Vague), Friday, 26 August 2016 06:55 (seven years ago) link
he looks like the Dutch Jordan Rhodes or something
― blafe and sand (Noodle Vague), Friday, 26 August 2016 06:56 (seven years ago) link
Surprising. He's made a name for himself last year, and it was only a matter of time he'd leave Heracles. Think AZ and Utrecht had an eye on him. But I've not seen him play a whole lot tbf.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 26 August 2016 12:51 (seven years ago) link
Don't let him take yr pens, he's missed two in one game two weeks ago (but did score twice in the same match)
― Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 26 August 2016 12:52 (seven years ago) link
totally out of left field for me but it looks like negotiations are ongoing
(I saw about the pen thing - he missed two inside the space of 2 minutes!)
― Len Bincowank (Noodle Vague), Friday, 26 August 2016 12:55 (seven years ago) link
He did! I was driving and had the radio on when that happened. Caught the post-match interview, where Gladon said 'Eh it was shit but I hope I'm still top of the pen-takers list', to which the reporter wryly said 'No. Your manager just told me you're defo not gonna take any more pens'.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 26 August 2016 13:04 (seven years ago) link
You had to've heard it :)
― Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 26 August 2016 13:05 (seven years ago) link
Burton you beauties!! been sat here refusing to post for fear of kiss of death
― Len Bincowank (Noodle Vague), Friday, 26 August 2016 20:40 (seven years ago) link
http://www.getwestlondon.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/dean-smith-defends-controversial-brentford-11801228
cool gibberish bro
― r|t|c, Friday, 26 August 2016 22:39 (seven years ago) link
are they gonna be allowed to do this all season just so's the first ref who failed to book them doesn't look stupid?
― Len Bincowank (Noodle Vague), Friday, 26 August 2016 22:46 (seven years ago) link
Dean Smith is a fucking cretinous knuckle scraper and is making Brentford + their players look very bad. Most teams will probably start giving it that extra few % just to teach them a lesson now.
― calzino, Friday, 26 August 2016 23:49 (seven years ago) link
Home Derby County Forums Rams TalkTime To GoStarted by DerbyRevolution, 9 hours ago54 posts in this topic
Pearson had 2 options
tweak a top 6 side
rip it apart
done neither
no shots, no passion, no goals, no points.
get rid now
never seen such an abject performance, and start to a season
if anyone disagrees, your wrong, and arguing for the sake of it
― r|t|c, Saturday, 27 August 2016 07:15 (seven years ago) link
:D
― Len Bincowank (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 27 August 2016 07:18 (seven years ago) link
Steve Bull is making a pre-match appearance at the White Rose club today, not that I'll be in that fucking horrible den of knaves. With a few exceptions the very idea of drinking with football fans makes me shudder these days. I predict a very tight game today and maybe Van La Parra will injure a couple more people in the upper hospitality area with his errant shooting :p
Holloway is tipping us to win 2-0 today, so the job is definitely fucked :(
― calzino, Saturday, 27 August 2016 09:16 (seven years ago) link
why doesn't that douche shut his cakehole?
tight is right i think, or at least i'd settle for tight. my take on the these first few weeks is that your general organization and teamplay is way ahead of ours at the moment, we seem to have the flair to get back into matches when our defence's fuck-ups lead to the inevitable
on the other hand, we're likely to have a new lineup again so god knows
― Len Bincowank (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 27 August 2016 09:19 (seven years ago) link
https://twitter.com/GarryGeladeI consult in applied statistics and data science. My clients include blue-chip companies and Premier League football clubs.I consult in applied statistics and data science. My clients include blue-chip companies and Premier League football clubs.
Garry Gelade @GarryGelade 18mGuest of Huddersfield Town for Wolves match today. Beautiful countryside on road from M1.
Garry Gelade @GarryGelade 3mBanned from directors box at Huddersfield for wearing trainers
― r|t|c, Saturday, 27 August 2016 13:27 (seven years ago) link
Garry Gedout
― Len Bincowank (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 27 August 2016 13:31 (seven years ago) link
QPR FC @QPRFC 37m#QPR defender Steven Caulker misses out this afternoon with a minor groin strain. #WIGQPR
http://i.imgur.com/doAWoS6.gif
― r|t|c, Saturday, 27 August 2016 13:39 (seven years ago) link
Bristol City striker Jonathan Kodjia is set to leave the club and join Sky Bet Championship rivals Derby County in a multi-million pound transfer. Kodjia was missing from City's squad for today's big home clash against Aston Villa at Ashton Gate.
The Rams tested City's resolve with a bid of £10m earlier this week and the Post understands the two clubs are close to agreeing a deal that could eventually net the Robins a club-record £14m.
― r|t|c, Saturday, 27 August 2016 13:50 (seven years ago) link
sounded tight. looking forward to seeing Danny Ward's alleged wondersave.
― Len Bincowank (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 27 August 2016 15:55 (seven years ago) link
vydra has now signed for derby. £8.5m
darryl murphy, 33, to newcastle. £5m
alfie mawson to swansea, £5m
shane duffy getting reamed on his brighton debut as i type, £4.5m
― r|t|c, Saturday, 27 August 2016 16:51 (seven years ago) link
Didn't get a decent view of the Ward save because I was in the lower North side and even missed the goal today, but it looked top class on the Sky highlights and was deffo two points gained. I know clicking on Murdoch shit is bad, but I can't deal with ch5 any more. That save was at the point where we were wobbling under pressure and used to crumple and lose games last season.
― calzino, Saturday, 27 August 2016 17:55 (seven years ago) link
i would've been very happy with a point so i'm not heartbroken at the result, especially given where we are in the season and the fact that Hull FC managed to win at Wembley today.
we seem to be in the habit of not getting properly started until the 2nd half tho.
― Len Bincowank (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 27 August 2016 17:57 (seven years ago) link
Well Zenga really rated that save as well and he knows a thing or two about the ol' goalkeeping game.
― calzino, Saturday, 27 August 2016 18:42 (seven years ago) link
Gary Monk "If not for the goals we conceded we would have won the game, definitely."
― calzino, Saturday, 27 August 2016 19:04 (seven years ago) link
is it just me or did he not seem quite this much of a fuckwit before
mustve boiled away what little brains he had wearing his v neck sweater all year round
― r|t|c, Saturday, 27 August 2016 19:29 (seven years ago) link
Yeah I ended up feeling bad for him when Swansea sacked him. Used to seem halfway competent too
― Ben Wankolinc (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 27 August 2016 19:47 (seven years ago) link
He must have known what he was walking into and his short term job security prospects, he is only cultivating the v-neck sweater look for his CV
― calzino, Saturday, 27 August 2016 20:14 (seven years ago) link
You'd think all that Brylcreem on his head would act as a coolant maybe
― calzino, Saturday, 27 August 2016 20:25 (seven years ago) link
just seen that thing in the mail mentioning by-the-by that rb leipzig had a 10m bid for reece oxford rejected. seems extraordinary if true. like i know rangnick's a spod but what data is he even looking at for that sort of punt
― r|t|c, Sunday, 24 July 2016 23:21 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Transfer News Live @DeadlineDayLive 1hDEAL DONE: RB Leipzig have signed Nottingham Forest's Oliver Burke. Fee €12m. 5-year deal.
― r|t|c, Sunday, 28 August 2016 18:36 (seven years ago) link
BBC are reporting it as a £13m transfer .. wtf, it's like someone in charge has been drinking too much synthetic caffeine.
I wonder who is going to make the big-time desperado move for Rhodes in this window? It is not looking like any lower prem suitors will come knocking, he has sort of boxed himself into a Rhodes paradox or something.
― calzino, Sunday, 28 August 2016 21:22 (seven years ago) link
A bunch of cunts pn the Express & Star comments were still demanding that we sign Rhodes yesterday, despite the fact that half our new signings haven't had a start yet. Urge to kill rising etc
― Ben Lincowank (Noodle Vague), Monday, 29 August 2016 05:47 (seven years ago) link
Both Villa and Norwich are in the market for a striker, the former bidding for Hernandez. I reckon Rhodes has been reduced to a last ditch plan b for a few clubs and all the transfer action for him will be very late. We are short of a striker but I would imagine we will be looking at slightly cheaper options, possibly from the Bundesliga or other Euro leagues, although there is good chance we might be hitting the loan market instead.
Is Rhodes just about the only youngish footballer who never got into Twitter? It doesn't surprise me, he had a very fogeyish demeanour in his early 20's and lived in the Morris dancing district with his dad, the very same place Smithies probably still pines for!
― calzino, Monday, 29 August 2016 07:47 (seven years ago) link
burke sale prob means assombalonga's off the market unless fawaz has witness protection lined up
with forest and bristol c joining the scrum i see no sensible domestic business to be made
at least when albert adomah holds up his £8m villa shirt we'll all know what he'd really prefer
― r|t|c, Monday, 29 August 2016 10:31 (seven years ago) link
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-37206870
cheese and pineapple hedgehog would have been a great new efl logo imo
― r|t|c, Monday, 29 August 2016 10:32 (seven years ago) link
jaysus we're still buying
― Ban Lencowink (Noodle Vague), Monday, 29 August 2016 10:35 (seven years ago) link
damn Montanier for being likeable
― Ban Lencowink (Noodle Vague), Monday, 29 August 2016 10:39 (seven years ago) link
i'd like us to be in for nathan byrne, esp on loan, but (as with grant ward) the ppl in charge who should know him better than anyone don't seem to rate him. bezzies with luongo and gladwin too
also sweet ravel morrison who on one hand would be a stupid, inevitably self-harming signing but on the other is a vessel for god and all the seraphim singing gloria in kanchelskis so idk
― r|t|c, Monday, 29 August 2016 10:49 (seven years ago) link
feel you on Byrne and Morrison
sometimes you've just got to go with your heart even when your head is screaming
― Ban Lencowink (Noodle Vague), Monday, 29 August 2016 10:54 (seven years ago) link
hull are back spending. the phickle phinger of phelan is pointing to jeff hendrick for £10m
― r|t|c, Monday, 29 August 2016 11:05 (seven years ago) link
i think their sale is a done deal, just got to go thru the contractual stuff
― Ban Lencowink (Noodle Vague), Monday, 29 August 2016 12:34 (seven years ago) link
https://twitter.com/ChrisAtkins_
was searching for takes on a new striker we're signing and happened across this bilious creature. surely the official face of efl my concubine 16/17
― r|t|c, Monday, 29 August 2016 21:28 (seven years ago) link
@Nabil_djellit: Info : #Kodjia arrive à Aston Villa pour 20 millions d'euros ! Quel coup ! https://t.co/GKdbz0kpqH
― r|t|c, Tuesday, 30 August 2016 11:12 (seven years ago) link
ancien joueur
― Len Bincowank (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 30 August 2016 11:19 (seven years ago) link
Bradford City AFC @officialbantams 37mIt is not an U23s match for Stoke tonight. Rules state they only have to name 6 starters under age of 21. #BCAFC
Bradford City AFC @officialbantams 15m@officialbantams We acknowledge fans' observations but tonight's match must be officially referred to as 'Bradford City v Stoke City' #BCAFC
― r|t|c, Tuesday, 30 August 2016 12:16 (seven years ago) link
Checkatrade Trophy @CheckatradeTrpy 16hNew disciplinary rules in place for the #CheckatradeTrophy. >> http://po.st/vZZ2vE
Danny Smith @smiffo86 2h@Checkatrade "Where reputation matters" - clearly not in the case of where you sponsor. #BTeamBoycott
Checkatrade.com @Checkatrade 2h@smiffo86 does that mean you will not be supporting YOUR club!
Danny Smith @smiffo86 2h@Checkatrade No, I will be. By ensuring they're not devalued through the introduction of B Teams and the #BTeamBoycott. You're deluded.
― r|t|c, Tuesday, 30 August 2016 12:19 (seven years ago) link
pwned
― king konta (cajunsunday), Tuesday, 30 August 2016 15:53 (seven years ago) link
kodija deal completed. a fine new entry into A.V. Club's "The 50 best comedies since 2000"
― r|t|c, Tuesday, 30 August 2016 16:03 (seven years ago) link