pitchfork is dumb (#34985859340293849494 in a series.)

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Nitpicking aside, 10 years ago this list would've been all proto-punk/punk/post-punk songs with obligatory nods to Fela, P-Funk and Joni Mitchell.

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Monday, 22 August 2016 13:50 (seven years ago) link

I'd really hoped to write about "Rock With You," as that's probably my favorite MJ song! Ah well.

Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Monday, 22 August 2016 13:50 (seven years ago) link

So...that's progress. xp

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Monday, 22 August 2016 13:50 (seven years ago) link

otm

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 22 August 2016 13:54 (seven years ago) link

Wow, these guys really like Bowie, huh?

Hi! I'm twice-coloured! (Sund4r), Monday, 22 August 2016 14:02 (seven years ago) link

Almost as much as they hate prog!

imago, Monday, 22 August 2016 14:05 (seven years ago) link

Dumbest inclusion on the whole list is that Donnie & Joe Emerson song that no one except the Emersons themselves ever heard in the actual 70s and is in no way top 200 material in any decade. It's a fucking meme.

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Monday, 22 August 2016 14:07 (seven years ago) link

as with most things i blame ariel pink

who is extremely unqualified to review this pop album (BradNelson), Monday, 22 August 2016 14:08 (seven years ago) link

it's a nice song, but yeah there are about a billion better soft rock classics that don't have the Pink seal of approval

Number None, Monday, 22 August 2016 14:12 (seven years ago) link

although Ariel's own list would probably be pretty excellent tbh

Number None, Monday, 22 August 2016 14:15 (seven years ago) link

The thing that bothered me most as I was going to bed last night, having just quickly looked through the list, was the absence of the Staple Singers. And, as Alfred pointed out above, no Aretha either.

On some days, I'm pretty sure the Staples are the greatest band to have ever existed.

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Monday, 22 August 2016 14:19 (seven years ago) link

xp Yeah Donnie and Joe is kind of a bullshit pick.

Also no Carole King. If they really wanted to shake some action they coulda thrown in more pop and AM Gold.

Lol if the list were made in 2001 it would have included "Ventura Highway" just because of that Janet single. There's always a "topical" quality to these lists, like NWA placing at #3 on the '80s list last August.

billstevejim, Monday, 22 August 2016 14:29 (seven years ago) link

Also if it were made in 2001 it would have included "Tiny Dancer" because of Almost Famous.

billstevejim, Monday, 22 August 2016 14:32 (seven years ago) link

If they really wanted to shake some action they would've listed "Shake Some Action" by the Flaming Groovies

(Maybe they did, I haven't look at the whole list)

you think Lou Bega gave up after Mambo Number One??? (voodoo chili), Monday, 22 August 2016 14:32 (seven years ago) link

*looked

you think Lou Bega gave up after Mambo Number One??? (voodoo chili), Monday, 22 August 2016 14:33 (seven years ago) link

Reddit is slow on getting a plain text version of the list available, and I'm sure as hell not going to do it.

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Monday, 22 August 2016 14:33 (seven years ago) link

No it's not there. I was trying to be clever by throwing that in.

billstevejim, Monday, 22 August 2016 14:33 (seven years ago) link

On some days, I'm pretty sure the Staples are the greatest band to have ever existed.

otm

who is extremely unqualified to review this pop album (BradNelson), Monday, 22 August 2016 14:35 (seven years ago) link

if you need a scapegoat to blame whatever you want to blame on, it was my ballot. it was me, I did it

a self-reinforcing downward spiral of male-centric indie (katherine), Monday, 22 August 2016 15:33 (seven years ago) link

(either that or blame the mathematical impossibility of consensus picks to reflect your particular idiosyncrasies of taste, but the former is way easier)

a self-reinforcing downward spiral of male-centric indie (katherine), Monday, 22 August 2016 15:36 (seven years ago) link

You put Donnie & Joe Emerson on your ballot?

MarkoP, Monday, 22 August 2016 15:36 (seven years ago) link

blame everything but that

a self-reinforcing downward spiral of male-centric indie (katherine), Monday, 22 August 2016 15:39 (seven years ago) link

We all know how consensus polls work, tbh. Overall, the final result was varied and diverse and not in any way embarrassing for anyone involved (well, except for the Emersons thing). I just think there were some shocking exclusions.

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Monday, 22 August 2016 15:43 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/1000TimesYes/status/767745011236601856

love how whiney has been at the cutting edge of painstakingly documenting every whim of millenial taste for like a decade now and is somehow SHOCKED JUST SHOCKED that Steely Dan can make it onto a p4k list in 2016

flopson, Monday, 22 August 2016 15:54 (seven years ago) link

ha

Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 22 August 2016 15:57 (seven years ago) link

TWO Steely Dan songs!

Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 22 August 2016 15:57 (seven years ago) link

Apparently David Bowie is "in" now??!?!?!?

the enigma of dagmar krause (wins), Monday, 22 August 2016 15:59 (seven years ago) link

nice to see the ILX love for Croce and Staples

I didn't read this list and have no plans to

Οὖτις, Monday, 22 August 2016 16:04 (seven years ago) link

Bowie in, John Denver out.

The latter owned the decade to a much bigger degree than the former, but y'know...history is written by the winners or something.

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Monday, 22 August 2016 16:06 (seven years ago) link

These doofuses put Minnie Riperton's "Les Fleurs" at #107 but didn't mention Charles Stepney, who co-wrote the song and was the true author of Come to My Garden. At least give us some perspective. It also came out in 1970, not 1971.
Nascimento, Veloso Jorge Ben and yes, Tom Ze. But no Gilberto Gil.
Shuggie Otis makes it but not the Brothers Johnson doing Otis. No Stylistics: "People Make the World Go Round" is so awesome.
Steely Dan's Aja-era--"Deacon Blues" and "Peg" but not "Reelin'" or, for chrissake, "Rikki."
Todd Rundgren's "International Feel" but not "Hello It's Me," Slut" or "Couldn't I Just Tell You." Although they did get Miles' "Right Off" they forgot "Calypso Frelimo." No James Blood Ulmer or Arthur Blythe or Ornette.
Country: No Willie Nelson. No George Jones: "The Grand Tour," '73; "Bartender's Blues," '78, or great album cuts like "A Drunk Can't Be a Man." Nor any Tammy Wynette: 1970's "He Loves Me All the Way," at least.

Edd Hurt, Monday, 22 August 2016 16:06 (seven years ago) link

The only artist I'm surprised to not be on there at all is Black Sabbath. Really thought they would try to get in some token metal aside from Zeppelin.

MarkoP, Monday, 22 August 2016 16:08 (seven years ago) link

but not the Brothers Johnson doing Otis

You missed it. It's there.

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Monday, 22 August 2016 16:08 (seven years ago) link

The argument that something that wasn't actually popular in the 70s doesn't belong on the list - that's a moot point, isn't? This isn't a document of how people in the 70s experienced the 70s; it's a document of how people in 2016 experience the 70s.

sctttnnnt (pgwp), Monday, 22 August 2016 16:08 (seven years ago) link

how did pitchfork not fit my personal favorite 200 songs of the 1970s into their list of 200 best songs from the 1970s

J0rdan S., Monday, 22 August 2016 16:09 (seven years ago) link

Of course. I never expect John Denver to get within spitting distance of this list. It's just weird that history has diminished him so much (probably because he died before the internet was a real thing). xp

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Monday, 22 August 2016 16:10 (seven years ago) link

if we all know how consensus polls work why do people need to keep saying it

a self-reinforcing downward spiral of male-centric indie (katherine), Monday, 22 August 2016 16:12 (seven years ago) link

also sabbath is on there, pretty close to the top 10 iirc

a self-reinforcing downward spiral of male-centric indie (katherine), Monday, 22 August 2016 16:13 (seven years ago) link

Ahh, I somehow missed it during my quick search. Fair enough.

MarkoP, Monday, 22 August 2016 16:15 (seven years ago) link

Denver is an interesting phenomenon in that he is independent of almost any genre or scene - he wasn't really country (certainly not of the Nashville variety), he def wasn't rock, etc. He had some connections to the 60s folk axis but his music represents a shift out of that era's formalism. His career reminds me of Cat Stevens in that way. A huge star, but somehow apart and independent from everything else that was going on.

xp

Οὖτις, Monday, 22 August 2016 16:18 (seven years ago) link

if we all know how consensus polls work why do people need to keep saying it

Not really sure of any valid reason to even publish a poll except to get people talking about other songs that should've made the cut (and maybe hear some songs for the first time that did make it).

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Monday, 22 August 2016 16:20 (seven years ago) link

Nascimento, Veloso Jorge Ben and yes, Tom Ze. But no Gilberto Gil.

This surprised me as well, but I honestly don't know what the big 70's Gilberto Gil song is. I would go for Expresso 2222 I think. I dislike the Veloso pick as well, would have gone for O Leaozinho or something off of A Little More Blue. But I've never liked Transa.

Frederik B, Monday, 22 August 2016 16:20 (seven years ago) link

xp Yeah, my thinking about Denver led me to Cat Stevens as well.

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Monday, 22 August 2016 16:21 (seven years ago) link

Millenials love Ram. I'm surprised "My Sweet Lord" and "Jealous Guy" made it in before like "Heart Of The Country" or whatever.

billstevejim, Monday, 22 August 2016 16:21 (seven years ago) link

No Wings on the list, right?

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 22 August 2016 16:22 (seven years ago) link

No solo McCartney at all.

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Monday, 22 August 2016 16:23 (seven years ago) link

bottom reaches of this list are dollar bin as fuck lol

flopson, Monday, 22 August 2016 16:23 (seven years ago) link

Cat Stevens at least has film sdtks in his corner to keep his fortunes/critical rep alive, Denver has nothing but Muppets specials.

xxposts

Οὖτις, Monday, 22 August 2016 16:25 (seven years ago) link

Also, he isn't dead.

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Monday, 22 August 2016 16:26 (seven years ago) link

death is usually a great career move!

Οὖτις, Monday, 22 August 2016 16:28 (seven years ago) link

Millenials hate "Imagine."

billstevejim, Monday, 22 August 2016 16:32 (seven years ago) link


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