Ayew out for 4 months
― Number None, Wednesday, 17 August 2016 18:14 (seven years ago) link
oh and Mahrez has signed a new contract
― Number None, Wednesday, 17 August 2016 18:27 (seven years ago) link
http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/liverpool-accept-27m-benteke-bid-11770163
― Neptune Bingo (Michael B), Thursday, 18 August 2016 18:32 (seven years ago) link
clearly Fenway knew their market
― Tom Watson in a fedora (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 18 August 2016 18:58 (seven years ago) link
tbf once i'd seen how much of the original offer was just hot air it did make sense to play tough
it was worth a shot!
― Number None, Thursday, 18 August 2016 19:07 (seven years ago) link
well sure, nobody goes in with their best offer first
― Tom Watson in a fedora (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 18 August 2016 19:12 (seven years ago) link
good to see us at least trying not to be the buy high sell low twats we've been over the last six or seven seasons, in general at least
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Thursday, 18 August 2016 19:17 (seven years ago) link
taking a big loss on Balotelli looks inevitable, might've helped motivate the Benteke negotiations
― Tom Watson in a fedora (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 18 August 2016 19:32 (seven years ago) link
https://twitter.com/YannickBolasie/status/169402392712982528
― groovypanda, Thursday, 18 August 2016 20:05 (seven years ago) link
nice of pardew to do social media for him.
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Thursday, 18 August 2016 21:15 (seven years ago) link
Rooney vs Bournemouth
https://streamable.com/fu20
― Number None, Thursday, 18 August 2016 23:35 (seven years ago) link
Wow thats shit. The MOTD crew said he had an excellent game iirc
― Neptune Bingo (Michael B), Friday, 19 August 2016 00:39 (seven years ago) link
just editing a dozen or so absolutely shit moments together like that would make anybody look bad
― Tom Watson in a fedora (Noodle Vague), Friday, 19 August 2016 06:18 (seven years ago) link
thx yala 4 softening blow by tweeting like a knob
― I like it when you shoot inside me Dirk (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 19 August 2016 09:21 (seven years ago) link
i was thinking this but like, it is a dozen of them.
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Friday, 19 August 2016 10:07 (seven years ago) link
i may have been gently lampooning TWP
― Lochte thread (Noodle Vague), Friday, 19 August 2016 10:09 (seven years ago) link
that's a significant proportion of the times he's gonna be on the ball in an average match
― Lochte thread (Noodle Vague), Friday, 19 August 2016 10:13 (seven years ago) link
haha i should have known
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Friday, 19 August 2016 10:15 (seven years ago) link
a few of them are genuinely comical.
feel like it's near impossible to make a serious case that he has his place at the club on merit, never mind starting regularly
― Lochte thread (Noodle Vague), Friday, 19 August 2016 10:16 (seven years ago) link
mourinho seemed to hint at ditching him but it never materialised.
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Friday, 19 August 2016 10:49 (seven years ago) link
62 minutes is something else
― Number None, Friday, 19 August 2016 11:09 (seven years ago) link
The (hopeful) theory is that it's a give him enough rope scenario
Mourinho's already said he's not playing in midfield so one of his bolt holes is closed
― Number None, Friday, 19 August 2016 11:10 (seven years ago) link
Also, I watched the game and I can assure you it's an accurate representation. The shield game was actually worse
― Number None, Friday, 19 August 2016 11:11 (seven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwqh9Dw0FPo
Man Utd: de Gea, Valencia, Bailly, Blind, Shaw, Pogba, Fellaini, Mata, Rooney, Martial, IbrahimovicSouthampton: Forster, Cedric, van Dijk, Fonte, Targett, Romeu, Hojbjerg, Davis, Tadic, Long, Redmond
― r|t|c, Friday, 19 August 2016 18:30 (seven years ago) link
my tip top predo is twp to score gots before pulling out a handgun and blowing his brains out in the endzone
― r|t|c, Friday, 19 August 2016 18:34 (seven years ago) link
u watching The Last Boy Scout on telly last night too?
― Neptune Bingo (Michael B), Friday, 19 August 2016 20:32 (seven years ago) link
"That’s what I’m saying, I need September because the relation can be good, the players can be good professionals, they can feel I trust all of them, but when a player doesn’t play one, two, three games, the frustration comes and it is difficult to play well,” he explained. “And when they start not training well is I have a reason for not selecting them and they go down the hill."
Nicely warned imo
― poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Saturday, 20 August 2016 08:38 (seven years ago) link
really enjoy listening to English pundits getting butthurt over the dropping of Joe Hart
― Herodotus Reading (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 20 August 2016 11:36 (seven years ago) link
It's a beautiful thing.
― Aw naw, no' Annoni oan an' aw noo (Tom D.), Saturday, 20 August 2016 12:04 (seven years ago) link
https://twitter.com/chrisbenteke/status/766967260120543232
― r|t|c, Saturday, 20 August 2016 12:08 (seven years ago) link
Benteke, whoah-oahBenteke, whoah-oah-ah-oahHe plays for CPFCBut thinks its Burn-ley
― I like it when you shoot inside me Dirk (Bananaman Begins), Saturday, 20 August 2016 12:12 (seven years ago) link
the selhurst bard
― imago, Saturday, 20 August 2016 12:14 (seven years ago) link
http://ichef.bbci.co.uk/live-experience/cps/512/cpsprodpb/vivo/live/images/2016/8/20/f32a9029-b056-4252-9792-f23e367f3f26.jpg
bilbo still wants his precious ring back.
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Saturday, 20 August 2016 13:38 (seven years ago) link
Sparky doin' the mobot in the background there.
― Aw naw, no' Annoni oan an' aw noo (Tom D.), Saturday, 20 August 2016 14:30 (seven years ago) link
Two-nil Burnley. The first goal was very well taken.
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Saturday, 20 August 2016 14:37 (seven years ago) link
ah well - enjoyed this season while it lasted.
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Saturday, 20 August 2016 14:43 (seven years ago) link
Woeful
― Neptune Bingo (Michael B), Saturday, 20 August 2016 14:51 (seven years ago) link
They just ran straight through Liverpool for the second. Terrible defending.
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Saturday, 20 August 2016 14:51 (seven years ago) link
I think Liverpool might need to buy a left-back
― Number None, Saturday, 20 August 2016 14:53 (seven years ago) link
Klavan at fault for both goals tbh
― Neptune Bingo (Michael B), Saturday, 20 August 2016 14:54 (seven years ago) link
https://twitter.com/search?q=andre%20gray&src=typd
― Number None, Saturday, 20 August 2016 16:42 (seven years ago) link
Phelan continuing to show his disdain for ILX snub
― Herodotus Reading (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 20 August 2016 16:44 (seven years ago) link
that winning phelan
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Saturday, 20 August 2016 16:50 (seven years ago) link
juve lost that
― poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Saturday, 20 August 2016 17:24 (seven years ago) link
I know possession stats are a scoundrel's refuge but Burnley winning 2-0 with less than 20% of the ball is... something
― aromantic cuck (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 20 August 2016 21:44 (seven years ago) link
Credit ref for shawx pen call
Possession is for hipsters
― poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Saturday, 20 August 2016 21:49 (seven years ago) link
Liverpool has something like 26 shots, 5 on target. Coutinho alone blazed 7 over the bar or wide
― Number None, Saturday, 20 August 2016 21:54 (seven years ago) link
Neville still a moron
― poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Saturday, 20 August 2016 21:56 (seven years ago) link