Extraordinary Exodus @exzeebit 15sPep welcome to BPL
Benjamin Smith @bensmith3287 15sWelcome to England you slimy twat #pep #PremierLeague #MUFC
Taff @euan_powell 2mPep Fraudiola
Perfect Pass @PerfectPass 1mOne of the most consistent, underrated Premier Leaguers of all time. Jermain Defoe. 1-1. Welcome to the EPL, Pep.
He's a Yiddo @awwwsid 2mFuck off Pep
― r|t|c, Saturday, 13 August 2016 18:02 (seven years ago) link
Can we talk about the successful Kevin De Bruyne cloning experiment at the Stadium of Light?
Watmore? I like him
― Number None, Saturday, 13 August 2016 18:46 (seven years ago) link
"The deal is close and he will go with my best wishes. It's fair to say we know his heart and soul may be elsewhere," said Pardew of Bolasie's prospective move.
typical graceless prick. he's in for a shock if he thinks they only need a striker
― r|t|c, Saturday, 13 August 2016 19:23 (seven years ago) link
Should have trotted out the 'Bolasie come home' line beloved of SE London fantasy league managers everywhere.
― Matt DC, Saturday, 13 August 2016 20:08 (seven years ago) link
Mourinho looking good again. The slow descent to tracksuit and stubble starts here.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 14 August 2016 12:37 (seven years ago) link
<3 Moreno
― Number None, Sunday, 14 August 2016 15:32 (seven years ago) link
thats a perfect free kick
― Neptune Bingo (Michael B), Sunday, 14 August 2016 15:47 (seven years ago) link
oh my, that finish
― Number None, Sunday, 14 August 2016 16:15 (seven years ago) link
Shit we look pretty good here
― ewar woowar (or something), Sunday, 14 August 2016 16:15 (seven years ago) link
Wenger deserves every pissy hashtag rant he gets for even being in the situation where he's had to play this XI in the first place.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 14 August 2016 16:17 (seven years ago) link
Oh I say.
― Aw naw, no' Annoni oan an' aw noo (Tom D.), Sunday, 14 August 2016 16:20 (seven years ago) link
WTF is happening here?
― Matt DC, Sunday, 14 August 2016 16:22 (seven years ago) link
the PL is back baby
― Number None, Sunday, 14 August 2016 16:23 (seven years ago) link
love these wacky end of season games
― aromantic cuck (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 14 August 2016 16:23 (seven years ago) link
Arsenal TV should be fun
― Neptune Bingo (Michael B), Sunday, 14 August 2016 16:25 (seven years ago) link
It would be insanely typical of Coutinho to put in a performance like that and then knacker himself for months.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 14 August 2016 16:27 (seven years ago) link
Hockey score.
― Aw naw, no' Annoni oan an' aw noo (Tom D.), Sunday, 14 August 2016 16:33 (seven years ago) link
second 10/10 freekick of the game there
― aromantic cuck (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 14 August 2016 16:34 (seven years ago) link
Can we have a defender or two please
― ewar woowar (or something), Sunday, 14 August 2016 16:36 (seven years ago) link
Coutinho isn't often injured
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Sunday, 14 August 2016 16:39 (seven years ago) link
Again I join the conversation to say
Lol
― plums (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 14 August 2016 16:41 (seven years ago) link
Just thinking of his general flakiness rather than his injury record per se.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 14 August 2016 16:47 (seven years ago) link
shhh, you're not supposed to say that
― Number None, Sunday, 14 August 2016 16:51 (seven years ago) link
peak epl panto shambles
am deadly srs when i say i genuinely would not swap either defensive unit today for qpr's
― r|t|c, Sunday, 14 August 2016 16:56 (seven years ago) link
well why would getting injured have anything to do with flakiness? he scored two goals.
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Sunday, 14 August 2016 16:59 (seven years ago) link
doesn't like it up him
― Number None, Sunday, 14 August 2016 16:59 (seven years ago) link
i was over-optimistic about lpool though. can say karius matip sakho anyone-but-moreno will come in but where's the evidence klopp takes it seriously
― r|t|c, Sunday, 14 August 2016 17:01 (seven years ago) link
suggest we do a kickstarter to see who out of coutinho and van der vaart will kick the most balls into a skip
― r|t|c, Sunday, 14 August 2016 17:04 (seven years ago) link
yeah at 4-1 I was excited - at 4-3 hanging on it's just same old same old. And arsenal are one of the easier teams to turn over - they always let us look good.
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Sunday, 14 August 2016 17:07 (seven years ago) link
Arsenal Liverpool of late has this kind of gentlemanly advert for the game feeling, let's both be loose as hell and make all our brittle attackers look beautiful. Bet Wenger says it was a great game, or certainly would have if it was 4-4.
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Sunday, 14 August 2016 17:09 (seven years ago) link
yeah it feels super fake. clattenburg and scudamore gonna run on and and hit ppl with fold-up chairs next year
― r|t|c, Sunday, 14 August 2016 17:24 (seven years ago) link
I thought Wij and Mane were pretty great mind. The Karius injury is a disaster.
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Sunday, 14 August 2016 17:25 (seven years ago) link
welcome antidote to all that boring competent defending during the Euros
― Tom Watson in a fedora (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 14 August 2016 18:34 (seven years ago) link
Petr Cech 'crashes car into pillar' after Liverpool beat Arsenal 4-3
Onlooker described vehicle as a 'write-off' in incident in car park after the match at Emirates Stadium
Cech is believed to have walked back into the ground immediately after the accident.
― r|t|c, Sunday, 14 August 2016 19:23 (seven years ago) link
Bad news for Viktoria Plzeň
― poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Sunday, 14 August 2016 22:00 (seven years ago) link
btw rooneys postmatch interview was revolting, what a cunt
― poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Sunday, 14 August 2016 22:02 (seven years ago) link
MOTD should have shown a clip of his dive when they were making Olympic jokes at the end of the programme
― Neptune Bingo (Michael B), Sunday, 14 August 2016 22:34 (seven years ago) link
Danny Murphy's "Rooney was superb" even more despicable
― Number None, Monday, 15 August 2016 06:55 (seven years ago) link
Jesus, Dalian Atkinson has died after being tasered by police.
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Monday, 15 August 2016 10:10 (seven years ago) link
wtf
― Aw naw, no' Annoni oan an' aw noo (Tom D.), Monday, 15 August 2016 10:10 (seven years ago) link
holy crap. was just having a convo about him (and other players of that era/team) the other day w/ a Villa fan
― aromantic cuck (DJ Mencap), Monday, 15 August 2016 10:49 (seven years ago) link
RIP Dalian. I hope the circumstances of your death are thoroughly investigated.
― Tom Watson in a fedora (Noodle Vague), Monday, 15 August 2016 11:52 (seven years ago) link
def fit & proper:
http://www.hulldailymail.co.uk/who-are-the-chinese-investors-leading-hull-city-takeover-talks/story-29606329-detail/story.html
In early 1992 the Chinese government began to look for alternative uses for a number of huge Cold War-era underground bomb shelters which were gathering dust. Joining forces with her younger brother Dai Yongge, Mrs Hawken formed Renhe Commercial Holdings, an investment company which started to transform several former military bunkers into shopping malls.
― r|t|c, Monday, 15 August 2016 12:24 (seven years ago) link
RIP. The 94 cup final was the first final I remember watching. Remember his goal pretty clearly.
― king konta (cajunsunday), Monday, 15 August 2016 12:46 (seven years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cp5r_NeXgAEVq5r.jpg
what is wrong with these guys
― r|t|c, Monday, 15 August 2016 14:18 (seven years ago) link
great quote from Lacazaette, which the daily mail claims "opens the door" to an arsenal move
'If there are offers that can't be refused, I'd like to not refuse them'
― mizzell, Monday, 15 August 2016 14:57 (seven years ago) link
This Chelsea West Ham game is a snoozefest
― Neptune Bingo (Michael B), Monday, 15 August 2016 19:44 (seven years ago) link
A 48-year-old man who died after being tasered by police in Telford, Shropshire, was repeatedly kicked by officers who used the Taser on him “four or five times” after he had been apparently subdued, an eyewitness has alleged.
The man, who has been named by the witness and local media as former Aston Villa footballer Dalian Atkinson, was tasered by two officers outside his family’s house on Meadow Close, Trench, at around 1:30am Monday.
“He was staggering, and as he staggered towards them they opened fire with the taser and he fell to the ground like a lead balloon,” Paula Quinn, who lives opposite, told BuzzFeed News. “I could actually hear him hit the ground and as he hit the ground the two officers just piled in on him and started kicking ten bells out of him.
“That probably went on for a minute or two, it seemed quite long at the time, everything appeared to be happening in slow motion.”
According to Quinn, one of the officers then told his colleague “back off, back off” before they ordered the man to put his hands behind his back. “But I don’t think he was conscious,” she said.
“They reactivated the Taser about four or five times on him while he was on the ground,” she said. “I could see it very clearly, there was absolutely no threat to him whatsoever and I am absolutely shocked.”
― Matt DC, Monday, 15 August 2016 19:50 (seven years ago) link
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/37094111
don't know who's in charge of trolling at Liverpool but kudos
― Tom Watson in a fedora (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 16 August 2016 10:45 (seven years ago) link
well that went well 4 Pardew
― I like it when you shoot inside me Dirk (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 16 August 2016 10:53 (seven years ago) link
it's so fucking stupid
― jason waterfalls (gbx), Thursday, 8 June 2017 00:01 (six years ago) link
I don't suppose there's any hope they'll just wait a month and sign him? #denial
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Thursday, 8 June 2017 06:42 (six years ago) link
Ederson to City.
Think £35m makes him the world's most expensive goalkeeper
― groovypanda, Thursday, 8 June 2017 09:20 (six years ago) link
is there a transfer thread?
hearing that lpool put in an offer for mbappe, which is a little, uh, ambitious but sure why not
― jason waterfalls (gbx), Monday, 12 June 2017 14:32 (six years ago) link
Because west ham ridiculed for their ridiculous antics last summer is why not, lfc are better than this mug acting. I'd be annoyed is spurs were aiming at that level of signing, it's tough enough to get in and out quickly and safely with a couple of cl-level players in a window without wasting time and energy and goodwill and everything else on this tomfoolery
― May o God help us (darraghmac), Monday, 12 June 2017 15:01 (six years ago) link
Salah deal for lfc is looking unlikely so they're interested in this gelson martins kid now
― Well bissogled trotters (Michael B), Monday, 12 June 2017 15:04 (six years ago) link
Sending out group texts at this stage ffs
What title for a transfer window thread so
― May o God help us (darraghmac), Monday, 12 June 2017 15:13 (six years ago) link
i read the opposite this morning, that martins was a ruse and they're back in for salah. i read they'd bid for mbappe about a month ago, then withdrawn after a way way higher bid came in from madrid.
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Monday, 12 June 2017 15:17 (six years ago) link
http://www.standard.co.uk/sport/football/tottenham-duo-dele-alli-and-harry-kane-rated-second-and-third-most-valuable-players-in-europe-a3562636.html
I know we're into silly season + mad inflation territory right now but you have to question the methodology when Eric Dier is valued at nearly £75m.
― Matt DC, Monday, 12 June 2017 15:18 (six years ago) link
Well Utd are about to pay £60m for a second choice striker who's scored 85 career goals
― Number None, Monday, 12 June 2017 15:22 (six years ago) link
(actually think he could be a great signing though)
― Number None, Monday, 12 June 2017 15:23 (six years ago) link
I dunno
If we sold Dier to any of the likely bidders (either Manchester club really) for any less it would seem pointless. English, gives them that in their squad in a player worth having, young, couple of positions, we don't need to sell and are in a position where we're probably much more focused on consolidation.
The 4bn pot has kicked things on again also, so the above spurs special conditions are exacerbated by the overall madness
― May o God help us (darraghmac), Monday, 12 June 2017 15:23 (six years ago) link
Like, and I think I've said this, but the market as it is makes me look at the quoted prices for walker, rose, ah the fuckin lot, and it feels like pre crash Dublin 6 where the only sensible option is to sell sell sell, pay off all debts, promote from youth, stay in the division and buy em all back including bale, modric and thudd for a combined 30m when the footballing world ends in 2019
― May o God help us (darraghmac), Monday, 12 June 2017 15:26 (six years ago) link
― May o God help us (darraghmac), Monday, June 12, 2017 10:13 AM (fourteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
[$PLAYER] isn't going to Liverpool: transfer window 2017 etc
― gbx, Monday, 12 June 2017 15:32 (six years ago) link
Something about text messages what with Conte, klopp
― May o God help us (darraghmac), Monday, 12 June 2017 15:33 (six years ago) link
we already had a great suggestion somewhere upthread
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Monday, 12 June 2017 15:35 (six years ago) link
Pulis: "We've got bucketfuls of agents throwing players at us. We'll trawl through it."
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Monday, 12 June 2017 15:36 (six years ago) link
liverpool sign salah, it seems. looks a decent signing.
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 20 June 2017 15:13 (six years ago) link
cautiously optimistic
― gbx, Tuesday, 20 June 2017 15:18 (six years ago) link
finally means carroll is not our record signing too
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 20 June 2017 15:18 (six years ago) link
Salah has been wonderful for Roma. It's a great signing.
― Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Tuesday, 20 June 2017 15:19 (six years ago) link
Good signing
― quet inn tarnation (darraghmac), Tuesday, 20 June 2017 15:21 (six years ago) link
will be hard to defend the title in 2019 when both salah and mane are on international duty mid-season
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 20 June 2017 15:23 (six years ago) link
we'll have pulisic by then
― gbx, Tuesday, 20 June 2017 15:25 (six years ago) link
Spurs relegated according to my quick run through fixtures tbh so top four should be wide open for ye
― quet inn tarnation (darraghmac), Tuesday, 20 June 2017 15:28 (six years ago) link
i am the black-gold heung-min son (4 hero remix)
― r|t|c, Saturday, September 24, 2016 3:06 PM (one year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 16 November 2017 19:02 (six years ago) link