Land Before Time made me cry so hard my parents took me out of the theatre and gave me Ny-Quil so I could sleep instead of my ridiculous sob fit epic.
― Abbott, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 19:28 (sixteen years ago) link
YOUR PARENTS BASICALLY GOT YOU DRUNK
― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 19:29 (sixteen years ago) link
http://imagesource.allposters.com/images/pic/MG/140067~Once-Upon-a-Forest-Posters.jpg
― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 19:29 (sixteen years ago) link
Wow holy shit, I thought there was only one:
My Little Pony: The Princess Promenade (2006) (V) "My Little Pony and Friends" (1986) My Little Pony: The Movie (1986) "My Little Pony Tales" (1992) My Little Pony: A Very Minty Christmas (2005) (V) My Little Pony: A Charming Birthday (2003) (V) My Little Pony: A Very Pony Place (2006) (V) My Little Pony: Dancing in the Clouds (2004) (V) My Little Pony: Friends are Never Far Away (2006) (V) My Little Pony: Greetings from Unicornia (2006) (V) My Little Pony: The Runaway Rainbow (2006) (V)
― nickalicious, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 19:29 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.impawards.com/1988/posters/oliver_and_company_ver1.jpg
― milo z, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 19:29 (sixteen years ago) link
none of these movies are crappy except for ferngully and the land before time.
xpost ok and one upon a forest looks crappy too
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 13 June 2007 19:29 (sixteen years ago) link
in my elementary school we got the day off to watch ferngully and it was so shitty and boring that 3/4 of my grade went to try out for intramural basketball to escape
― A B C, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 19:30 (sixteen years ago) link
there's are at least two or three scenes in each land before time where the group gets separated from one another and there is two minutes of frantic shouting of "LITTLEFOOT?!" "DUCKIE?!" "CERA?!?" "SPIKE??!"
so of course we would basically always shout this, in my house, at each other. eventually we started adding "MULDER?! SCULLY??!"
― ghost rider, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 19:30 (sixteen years ago) link
omfg Charlie in All Dogs was played by BURT REYNOLDS I NEED THIS MOVIE NOW
oh shit I was just trying to remember the name of Once Upon a Forest!
― jessie monster, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 19:30 (sixteen years ago) link
it is sub-Fern Gully
xxxpost
― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 19:30 (sixteen years ago) link
haha jessie I had to look up "Environmental Films" on wikipedia to remember the name of it!!
i just need to watch an american tail tonight
xpost arrrrgh fucking littlefoot
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 13 June 2007 19:30 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.laserdisken.dk/billeder/forsidealm/101225177411835001.jpg
scenes of neglected, unwanted kittens shivering in cardboard box on the sidewalk/subway platform = ultimate heartbreak
― milo z, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 19:31 (sixteen years ago) link
once upon a forest totally was sub-ferngully, my mom left me and my dad in the theater to go to bloomingdale's ~10 minutes after the one forest critter's parents got gassed
― A B C, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 19:31 (sixteen years ago) link
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/8/8f/Happily_ever_after.jpg/383px-Happily_ever_after.jpg
This will truly separate the nerds from the people who are way too obsessed with their childhood.
― jessie monster, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 19:32 (sixteen years ago) link
the second?? third?? land before time has an AWESOME song in it tho. they've met a baby t-rex and he is their friend and they invite him to dinner (?!?) then they sing a v catchy number called "Friends for Dinner" which has a double meaning once Cera warns them that he is still a sharp-tooth and will surely eat them
― ghost rider, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 19:32 (sixteen years ago) link
"dansk tale"
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 13 June 2007 19:32 (sixteen years ago) link
i was bummed when i found out how much less cute and 1988 fabulous oliver twist was
― A B C, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 19:32 (sixteen years ago) link
alex what the fuck
We watched this in my high-school French class, on the logic that some character says "beaucoup" at some point.
― nabisco, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 19:33 (sixteen years ago) link
happily ever after was straight to video wasn't it? or am i confusing it with other disney knockoffs? i remember renting an off-brand little mermaid (with a more faithful ending, bullshit) out of desperation
― A B C, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 19:33 (sixteen years ago) link
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/8/84/The_Secret_of_NIMH.jpg/433px-The_Secret_of_NIMH.jpg
― jessie monster, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 19:33 (sixteen years ago) link
oh god my mom made the mistake of renting another cartoon little mermaid during my sister's little mermaid phase. wowwww was that a mistake.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 13 June 2007 19:34 (sixteen years ago) link
lol she dies!
I have no idea about Happily Ever After other than I watched it about 900 times in three days.
― jessie monster, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 19:34 (sixteen years ago) link
huge lolz re. accurate little mermaid cartoon
― ghost rider, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 19:36 (sixteen years ago) link
Am I the only one old enough to remember this?
http://www.impawards.com/1976/posters/hugo_the_hippo.jpg
― Phil D., Wednesday, 13 June 2007 19:37 (sixteen years ago) link
no i remember impawards v well
― ghost rider, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 19:38 (sixteen years ago) link
kekekekkee
― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 19:38 (sixteen years ago) link
ok for some reason this is making me recall that there is a live action anime series of little women. i'm pretty sure it is "true to the book" too unlike a certain katharine hepburn film version i saw when i was very little and the realization that beth dies really fucked with me.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 13 June 2007 19:44 (sixteen years ago) link
also wtf japan, out of all the things you make television series about?
My friend Jason's mom went to the video store to get us a cartoon and returned with "Watership Down." We were eight.
This went v. poorly.
― John Justen, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 19:50 (sixteen years ago) link
Also "Brave Little Toaster" was great, also "Tiny Toons: How I Spent My summer Vacation", which is criminally unavailable on DVD.
― John Justen, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 19:51 (sixteen years ago) link
YES YES YES TINY TOONS
― ghost rider, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 19:51 (sixteen years ago) link
The Land Before Time November 18, 1988 The Land Before Time II: The Great Valley Adventure December 23, 1994 The Land Before Time III: The Time of the Great Giving December 12, 1995 The Land Before Time IV: Journey Through the Mists December 10, 1996 The Land Before Time V: The Mysterious Island December 9, 1997 The Land Before Time VI: The Secret of Saurus Rock December 1, 1998 The Land Before Time VII: The Stone of Cold Fire December 5, 2000 The Land Before Time VIII: The Big Freeze December 4, 2001 The Land Before Time IX: Journey to Big Water December 10, 2002 The Land Before Time X: The Great Longneck Migration December 2, 2003 The Land Before Time XI: Invasion of the Tinysauruses January 11, 2005 The Land Before Time XII: The Great Day of the Flyers February 27, 2007 The Land Before Time XIIi: The Great Extinction November 18, 2008
― and what, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 19:51 (sixteen years ago) link
I've seen the Tiny Toons movie ~30 times no jokes
― A B C, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 19:52 (sixteen years ago) link
I almost started a Don Bluth movies poll today.
― nickalicious, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 19:52 (sixteen years ago) link
that Tiny Toons movie is awesome. Also has the weirdest vomiting sound effect I've ever heard.
― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 19:57 (sixteen years ago) link
The Land Before Time XIIi: The Great Extinction November 18, 2008
This better not be made up
― robertwolf8080, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 20:27 (sixteen years ago) link
Dude nicka I'm gonna start a Don Bluth movie poll because I am inordinately obsessed with that guy.
― Abbott, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 20:33 (sixteen years ago) link
it's a joke someone put on Wikipedia.
― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 20:33 (sixteen years ago) link
c/o THE ONION:
Land Before Time VI Released Straight To Landfill
HOLLYWOOD, CA–In a gala Hollywood burial, The Land Before Time VI: The Secret Of Saurus Rock, the latest installment in Universal Pictures' and Amblin Entertainment's long-running animated series, was released straight to landfill Tuesday. "For the first time ever, we're bypassing video stores and taking this beloved Don Bluth family adventure series directly to its biggest market," Universal Pictures spokesperson Marianne Fordson said. More than 250,000 copies of The Land Before Time VI were released from a dumptruck and buried under 950 tons of dirt and refuse in the L.A. Department of Sanitation's dump site in Hollywood. "Join us in welcoming this funny, heartwarming dino-tale to the bottom of an enormous mound of trash," read a press release for the film.
― Abbott, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 20:34 (sixteen years ago) link
http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/7/71/Trollcentralpark.jpg
BRAVE LITTLE TOASTER WAS FUCKING GREBT
― remy bean, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 20:35 (sixteen years ago) link
re Tiny Toons: I still use "The Happy-Go-Pukey" joke to describe state fair rattle rides.
Also, the only "kiddie" movie I know of that makes multiple Deliverance references.
xposts
― John Justen, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 20:36 (sixteen years ago) link
My Little Pony: A Very Minty Christmas My Little Pony: A Very Minty Christmas My Little Pony: A Very Minty Christmas My Little Pony: A Very Minty Christmas My Little Pony: A Very Minty Christmas My Little Pony: A Very Minty Christmas
― remy bean, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 20:43 (sixteen years ago) link
Fern Gully sounds like a euphemism for some sort of mossy vaginal infection.
― remy bean, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 20:45 (sixteen years ago) link
I cannot believe you all made it this far without mentioning that one of the characters in ferngully is voiced by TONE LOC
― Edward III, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 21:40 (sixteen years ago) link
surely that counts for something
― Edward III, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 21:41 (sixteen years ago) link
what about the Peanuts movies, and the constant downers they were?
― kingfish, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 21:56 (sixteen years ago) link
Guys, I think something is seriously wrong with me, I dont think I have ever seen ANY OF THESE MOVIES. WTF.
― Trayce, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 21:57 (sixteen years ago) link