write a rap about onions

I GOT AN ONION IN MY BOOT
I SHOOT IT OFF WITH A SHOTGUN IN MY GIRLS MOUTH
WE'RE SPITTING ONIONS IN EACH OTHERS MOUTHS.
WE EAT GARLIC SIMMERING ONIONS FRIED WITH RAW HIDE
I SHOOT MY GRAMMA FOR TWO ONION IN THE PROTEGE

I TOTE A BAG FULL OF ONIONS WRAPT UP ON A MESH SACK
IF THEYRE GREEN I TURN THEM BROWN ON THE GRILL
IF THEYRE YELLOW I TURN THEM WHITE IN THE PAN

IN MY BED MY GIRL SERVES ME ONIONS FOR BREAKFAST
I GIVE HER A FUCKING NECKLACE MADE OF ONIONSKIN
SHE'S GREEN AND I'M PURPLE. WE HAVE SYPHALIS ONIONS CURE THAT

My onions, my onions
Hey girl, check out my onions.

I got some big ones,
I got some small ones.
I got some ones that'll make you cry.
I even got some that'll taste good
in an apple pie.

Yeah.