make a post in the style of the poster above you

ILX 2

User has been succesfully banned.

GUYS THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH MIKE LOVE.

http://www.planetmike.com/images/no-hot/linking.jpg

http://www.auburn.edu/oit/teaching_learning/webpages/images/broken_image.gif

WTF you guys are dicks. GOD.

(joeks bruv)

Here's another picture of me. Do you guys like my new glasses? How about my new haircut? Gawd, I am always at work.

esteban buttez isn't funny

Sorry I didn't hang around Trayce, all I remember is getting off the tram and eating a pie and then staggering home.

As the actress said to the bishop, hey Trayce, would you like some of this nice pike I got from Sydney Fish Markets?

[picture from futurama]

i'll get me coat...

SAUCE BOSS

Here is an awesome pic of my dog doing dog things.

http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/58/cartoon1ty0.jpg

hi i work in radio and look like tombot and jw had a kid

i can't believe you guys are spending time thinking about this

TYPICAL HUMAN RACE BEHAVIOR

i know, but it's fun to think about!!

why did you slight me?

why would you want an admin log? i don't get it

please ban this guy. please.

people call me "the nicest guy I know"

*cockslurp*

trenchcoatandunderwearphoto.jpg

i'm gay for google

I'VE ALREADY SEEN THAT MOVIE!

that movie sucks.

where is the respect for Jack Palance?

that movie sucked

neigh

that movie was awesome

ALL CAPS LOCK POLL ABOUT SOMETHING

I'm not max r

They filmed that at my school.

xpost I don't know who u r

ALL CAPS LOCK WU-TANG QUOTE xxp fuck

DR PEPPER ALL OVER MY KEYBOARDS

FUCK YOU, SUPERCHUNK RULES

wdylll.gif of you from 5 years ago

[political essay][picture of dreadlocks standing on a mountain]

ethan otm

haha

i just spent $400 on records and im in even deeper debt

guyse i have to write like 50 pages about derrida by tomorrow.

Didn't you already write a Derrida paper two years ago?

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GUYS IF ITS AN X-POST THEN POST ABOUT THE PERSON THAT POSTED BEFORE YOU OR DO NOT POST AT ALL. GOD WHY IS THAT SO HARD???

OK RESUME

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[a joke my dad would make]
XP

i love my dad

derrida? i hardly know her

(more of uncle joke maybe tho)

haha that was wonderful like the other day
i was out taking photos of bikes and my tv still works! wow

I used to be funnier, look what you've all done to me.

too mnay Nipsy Urssles

get the fuck out of my hotel bitch

I post on this thread so often that people are running out of witty observations to make about my posting style.

that's it. i'm done. have fun staring into the rhombus mirror.

whenever i post this thread comes to a halt

GOD you are all so gullible and stupid

do you guys like my glasses

Sir I'm going to have to ask you to leave this thread.

Go Vikings!

Go Vikings!

Go Gorillas!

Go West! Life is peaceful there.

BEWBS

I AM FAMOUS HOLLYWOOD WRITER

last.fm user chaki thinks you would enjoy listening to "CHAKI"

Fuck you, I'm going to look at kittens.

with crazy tittays.

LOL

That is to say, an entertaining period was passed and enjoyed by many

I once had an unfortunate incident with a glass of madeira, my father's potting-shed, the 1957 Reader's Digest, and a vintage Caterham, so it's Cockburn's or bust for me, ta.

I once had an unfortunate incident with a glass of madeira, my father's potting-shed, the 1957 Reader's Digest, and a vintage dress, so it's poppage or bust for me, forsooth.

http://media.abum.com/image/56610.jpg

wow i actually followed like half this thread. i need to get off ilx.

(this one's for remy)

And that's when the federal government found out I'd had a tricycle parked illegally for twenty-two years. They fined me $2,985 and banned me from driving for life, but that's ok, because frankly jail's probably better than this, and who wants a bigger carbon footprint?

It is most unfortunate that I should be caught in this compromising situation. In future times, I will only wank in private.

Thanks, I like my jacket too.

Dr. Morbius already made this post, and now my post is going to die when he points that out. Whatevs.

Man I dunno if you guys have heard this new record by Necrophyasdlitadlyfum, but it's amazing and blends psych and black metal and doom and excitable Maiden riffs and some Zeppelin and like some crusty grindcore style stuff into an awesome and seamless whole.

Seriously good post

jol out

^^^real talk

That's the 235th use of "^^^real talk" on the board this month.

Fuck this, I'm going to the pub.

fuck this, i'm going to the pub.

fuck this, i'm going to the pub

ACTUALLY I think you'll find there are SIX British teams in the Champions League, not just four, and one of them has reached more finals than Arsenal or Chelsea recently. Bloody Premiership argh SHUT UP TYLDESLEY.

Jol in

So it's okay for this guy to make Martin Jol jokes without getting deleted/banned, is it?

I am drunk and angry

my curvy colombian wife doesn't understand me

my curvy English gf doesn't understand my obsession with computers

I don't understand computers

Just wandering around the alleys behind Times Square in Algonquin last night, and I find this little window on the ground behind a cardboard box. I kick the box out of the way and somehow get it where Niko jumps through the portal.

Next thing I know, I'm in looking through a POV of C.J. and it's 1991 Liberty City!

Forty seven dead beats living in the back street
north east west south all in the same house
sitting in a back room waiting for the big boom
I'm in a bedroom waitng for my baby

CHORUS:
She's so mean but I don't care
I love her eyes and her wild wild hair
dance to the beat that we love best
heading for the nineties
living in the wild wild west
the wild wild west

Mandy's in the backroom handing out valium
sheriff's on the airwaves talking to the D.J.'s
Forty seven heartbeats beating like a drum
got to live it up live it up
Ronnie's got a new gun

CHORUS

Now put your flags in the air and march them up and down
you can live it up live it up all over the town
and turn to the left, turn to the right
I don't care as long as she comes tonight

CHORUS

Heading for the nineties living in the eighties
screaming in a back room waiting for the big boom
give me give me wild west
give me give me safe sex
give me love give me love
give me time to live it up