Welcome to MitchBlog. It's just like those other blog things you read, except much much better. Sometimes it'll be considered and weighty, other times it'll be knee-slappingly hilarious and, every third Tuesday from March 14 - May 8, it's the unofficial "Save The Ecuadorian Seaslug" forum. But first and foremost, it's all about the Mitch.
Welcome aboard. Buckle up. It's gonna quite a ride.
― Mitch Lastnamewithheld, Wednesday, 12 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― james, Wednesday, 12 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
Dubplatestyle: i'm hungry but i dont think there's anything around MitchAnon: what about the sushi that fell behind the fridge 3 days ago? Dubplatestyle: it's helping out with the rent now MitchAnon: HAHA Dubplatestyle: i'll probably end up getting some junk after i go the physician later. MitchAnon: shouldn't you eat the junk and THEN go to the physician? Dubplatestyle: hmmmm...perhaps. do they still leech people? (i havent been to the doctor in a long time, obv.) MitchAnon: only if specifically requested. MitchAnon: trust me, you'll want it. Dubplatestyle: i think i wanna become an android. MitchAnon: one that feels? Dubplatestyle: no. Dubplatestyle: just so i can eat nachoes every day and not get fat. MitchAnon: why not just binge and purge? cheaper than a robo- ostomy Dubplatestyle: i dislike vomit. trust me, i've weighed my options carefully. its the only way. MitchAnon: alright. get robo-boobs while yr at it. you'll thank me later. Dubplatestyle: hmmmm...only if i get a robo-gina. MitchAnon: one of my dogs' name is gina. (pronounced "jeena" of course.) so robo-gina brings me a different mental picture. Dubplatestyle: as opposed to chrome labia i suppose. MitchAnon: my parrot's name is labia. Dubplatestyle: i dont want to know what it says. or maybe i do. MitchAnon: for details, look under "personals" in the paper. Dubplatestyle: south african pervert parrot seeks south eastern pennsylvania slob for internation, interspecies romance. no smokers. MitchAnon: or fatties. MitchAnon: oh wait, "slob". MitchAnon: no wierdos. Dubplatestyle: well, i'll just have to find a different parrot on both counts then. MitchAnon: there's plenty of parrots in the sea. Dubplatestyle: wouldnt they all be dead tho? MitchAnon: picky picky picky Dubplatestyle: sorry, my momma taught me better than that MitchAnon: certain lessons cannot be taught. they must be lived. MitchAnon: COMING SOON: Dubplatestyle: this summer, learn to live and love. all over again. Dubplatestyle: (that new radicals song mst be playing in the background.) MitchAnon: starring pauly shore as that little mirror thing that the parrot looks into Dubplatestyle: i think we've got a winner on our hands. MitchAnon: joan cusack won't commit. MitchAnon: we can get the less-popular 3rd cusack sibling, shecky Dubplatestyle: director: ron howard? MitchAnon: no no, what about that freckly red-haired kid from 'happy days'? MitchAnon: tom hanks? Dubplatestyle: henry winkler? MitchAnon: yeah yeah. him. Dubplatestyle: eeeeeeeyyyyyy. MitchAnon: yeah, we'll call him the "fronz" so as to avoid copyright issues MitchAnon: and instead of eeeeeeeeeyyyy, he'll say 'ooooooooooooh' Dubplatestyle: hmmmm...how would we feel about replacing him with tony danza and replacing the parrot with a robot. and setting it in a japanese noodle house? MitchAnon: you are totally on my wavelength. Dubplatestyle: all right, i'm gonna greenlight ths and assign a 500 million dollar budget. MitchAnon: danza can play the washed-up former dot.com billionaire, now professional nudist hacky-sack player. MitchAnon: get your people to talk to my people, we'll set something up next week at the oxygen bar. bring the sushi. MitchAnon: man, that sushi is a *card*!
Shame on you, Mitch Lastnamewithheld.
What are you going to have for lunch?
― Nancy Drew, Wednesday, 12 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
The first comes from a young lady who enthusiastically exclaims "HOT XXX WATCH ME SWALLOW YOUR CUM FOR ONLY $4 A MONTH!!". The rest of the mail was of a decidely ribald nature, and I am uncertain about reproducing it here. Nonetheless, am I the only one who hears the faint chimes of wedding bells just over the horizon? The second is from a Scandanavian gentlemen who explained to me in broken english that because of our "wonderfuly freindness", he is sharing with me a secret scheme involving an ailing Great Uncle and an inheritance of astronomical proportions, and all I have to do is deposit $350 in his bank account by next Tuesday. Who says writing doesn't pay, huh?Keep 'em coming, guys!
― Mitch Lastnamewithheld, Thursday, 13 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― Nancy Drew, Thursday, 13 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― james, Thursday, 13 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
Voting begins now and ends in 2 minutes.
― Robben Carmuddy, Thursday, 13 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― Tome Ewing, Thursday, 13 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― Roman, Thursday, 13 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― Ethin, Thursday, 13 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― PhatNick, Thursday, 13 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― Tom's Beard, Thursday, 13 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
Swimming! I went swimming! Well, almost, I just sorta waded around the pool, I don't think I even did a lap.
So how come when I first heard "Harder Better Faster Stronger" on TV, I thought "so *this* is the fantastic stuff off the much-loved Discovery!" but when I downloaded the mp3, I listened once and never wanted to hear it again? The mind works in mysterious ways. Now downloading: "One More Time".
Just thought about last night's Futurama again. It was *poignant*.
― Mitch Lastnamewithheld, Friday, 14 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― Samantha, Friday, 14 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― anthony, Friday, 14 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― Mitch Lastnamewithehld, Friday, 14 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
Anthony: You have exposed the inherent problems in not being able to moderate my own blog. And I'm calm now. Take your Great Dane elsewhere. (it wasn't Hamlet, was it?)
― rainy, Friday, 14 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― james, Friday, 14 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
James thinks I NEED MORE HANLE Y-ESQUE CAPS. Rainy concurs. I, however, disagree: lowercase is softer on the eyes.
Interactive TV: Where is it? I'm certain we were meant to have it by now. Or is the 3rd world just lagging behind and you people overseas can choose with your remotes how much eyeshadow the CNN lady should be sporting?
― Mitch Lastnamewithheld, Saturday, 15 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― Mitch Lastnamewithheld, Tuesday, 18 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
"Hot Shots II" is easy-listening music for a warm summer's night, stretched out on a pew perched on the rings of Saturn, watching celestial events all while sipping pan galactic gargle blasters.
― Mitch Lastnamewithheld, Wednesday, 19 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
and re: the lyrics to "Following Through", the lyrical perspective seems quite hard to pin down- at first it's maybe wistful, thinking about a relationship that never really came to fruition and wondering what might've been. Then the chorus suggests a triumphant defiance but in the final line it changes to a kind of resigned, graceful defeat ("I'm just following through"). I like this apparent confusion.
Could Josh or anyone else fill this in for me: "When I was ten, I had this book of modern fighterplanes, with F15s and ---(part I can't hear properly)---Ocean City girls on the boardwalk singing 'oh oh oh oh"
― Mitch Lastnamewithheld, Thursday, 20 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― Josh, Friday, 21 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
cheers,
Tim F, you're right: "All I know" is a thing of understated beauty.
Another good thing: Tinkling piano keys. You can find them on the third part of Mos Def's "Brooklyn". And quite a bit on "Hot Shots II", I think. And many many other places. Someone should come here and party with me on New Years.
― Mitch Lastnamewithheld, Friday, 21 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
i nearly destroyed myself finishing this in time. but my quicktime movies have been saved in a format such that they are unreadable on my brother's laptop, which i am using to show them. so i have nothing. three weeks of late nights and early mornings and stress and nausea and hard work don't mean shit now.
― mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Thursday, 18 September 2003 16:39 (twenty years ago) link
― teeny (teeny), Thursday, 18 September 2003 16:41 (twenty years ago) link
― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 18 September 2003 16:47 (twenty years ago) link
― mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Thursday, 18 September 2003 16:51 (twenty years ago) link
(maybe you can borrow someone's laptop it will work on)
― mark s (mark s), Thursday, 18 September 2003 17:44 (twenty years ago) link
― mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Friday, 19 September 2003 06:58 (twenty years ago) link
― H (Heruy), Friday, 19 September 2003 13:34 (twenty years ago) link
― Vic (Vic), Monday, 6 October 2003 14:11 (twenty years ago) link
― mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Monday, 6 October 2003 15:44 (twenty years ago) link
― mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Saturday, 1 November 2003 16:41 (twenty years ago) link
― mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Saturday, 1 November 2003 16:52 (twenty years ago) link
― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Saturday, 1 November 2003 16:53 (twenty years ago) link
― mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Saturday, 1 November 2003 17:01 (twenty years ago) link
― mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Saturday, 1 November 2003 17:02 (twenty years ago) link
okay, back to work.
― mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Saturday, 1 November 2003 17:05 (twenty years ago) link
still here, still working, very tired. nothing of interest to report.
― mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Sunday, 2 November 2003 00:04 (twenty years ago) link
― rainy (rainy), Monday, 8 December 2003 00:02 (twenty years ago) link
― mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Monday, 8 December 2003 01:06 (twenty years ago) link
― rainy (rainy), Friday, 19 March 2004 23:50 (twenty years ago) link
― mark s (mark s), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 20:22 (twenty years ago) link
what's up? let's see... trying to cut down ilx usage, failing, hiding behind pseudonym "m." (you'd be disguised too if you'd done drunken london ilx fap karaoke like i've done drunken london ilx fap karaoke), getting lazier, experiencing constant faint sense of imminent unpleasantness, joined a gym (haven't started yet however), convinced of own ugliness again, tired of wanting new things, restless yet lethargic, bored of being single, unsatisfied with own creative work. not entirely unhappy, though.
and you?
― m., Tuesday, 23 March 2004 22:43 (twenty years ago) link
― teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 23:26 (twenty years ago) link
― rainy (rainy), Friday, 26 March 2004 12:24 (twenty years ago) link
― teeny (teeny), Friday, 26 March 2004 12:58 (twenty years ago) link
― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 26 March 2004 14:24 (twenty years ago) link
― cozen (Cozen), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 15:35 (eighteen years ago) link
― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 16:48 (eighteen years ago) link
i didn't read all the posts on here. i have lived in tucson for about a year and a half, i was in phoenix for 3 years. tucson is a much better place than phoenix...it's not a sprawling strip mall with 115° summers, you can walk around and actually get somewhere (sort of depending on where you are in tucson), the restaurants are better, as is the coffee and, lastly, PDQ RECORDS IS A WAREHOUSE FULL OF WAX!!!
― matthew thompson (mgthompson), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 16:54 (eighteen years ago) link
― cozen (Cozen), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:43 (eighteen years ago) link
― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:47 (eighteen years ago) link
― European Samuel Glickstein (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:48 (eighteen years ago) link
― cozen (Cozen), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:49 (eighteen years ago) link
― jermaine (jnoble), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 21:53 (eighteen years ago) link
― allison hubbard, Tuesday, 7 March 2006 18:39 (eighteen years ago) link
― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 21:50 (eighteen years ago) link
― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 22:04 (eighteen years ago) link
i've been thinking about the desert
― get bent, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 18:47 (sixteen years ago) link
the great american one
― get bent, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 18:49 (sixteen years ago) link
An old-timey term it sez, and yet I keep hearing it.
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 18:51 (sixteen years ago) link
those wacky mormons and their irrigation
― get bent, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 19:00 (sixteen years ago) link
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/ee/Circle-contradict.svg/33px-Circle-contradict.svg.png
I am bookmarking this
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 19:01 (sixteen years ago) link
ooh it's scaleable\\http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/ee/Circle-contradict.svg/100px-Circle-contradict.svg.png
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 19:02 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.desertusa.com/life.html
Great American Desert
― gabbneb, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 19:03 (sixteen years ago) link
the California Desert(s)
― gabbneb, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 21:31 (sixteen years ago) link
mitch?
― Lophar Andreusz DeLeone (admrl), Monday, 22 August 2011 19:43 (twelve years ago) link