Lindsay Lohan: "Hot, Ready, and Legal!"

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They sure are, TR!

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:39 (10 years ago) Permalink

A'ight now Ned, don't be knockin' the Redi-Whip!

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:39 (10 years ago) Permalink

Wenner would probably gladly eat a dick, no?

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:40 (10 years ago) Permalink

POLL: HOW MANY TIMES WILL I CLICK ON THIS THREAD TODAY?

dean? (deangulberry), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:41 (10 years ago) Permalink

So far, 8. I'm willing to bet that it will be somewhere around 47 or 48.

dean? (deangulberry), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:41 (10 years ago) Permalink

THOUSAND! HI-YO!

dean? (deangulberry), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:41 (10 years ago) Permalink

Dude, "Refresh".

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:42 (10 years ago) Permalink

One time, for the thread will remain up on your screen all day. You will refresh your screen 2193 times, however.

Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:42 (10 years ago) Permalink

I think Wenner's whole purpose with Rolling Stone now is to get enough money to build a time machine so he can go back to 1965 and have sex with a young Mick Jagger.

Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:43 (10 years ago) Permalink

I hope we're not harshing the voibe by posting about Wenner but c'mon even Dave Geffen dated Cher, right?

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:43 (10 years ago) Permalink

RS doesn't seem to have really given a shit about music since before I was born.

AaronHz (AaronHz), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:44 (10 years ago) Permalink

I'm hot, ready and legal: where's my Rolling Stone cover?????

tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:44 (10 years ago) Permalink

highway legal!

gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:45 (10 years ago) Permalink

I want to see a photo of Rosemary posing exactly like LL up there. then photoshopping can do the rest.

Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:46 (10 years ago) Permalink

I just clicked on the arrow on the pic twice in futility.

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:46 (10 years ago) Permalink

Didn't work did it?

TheRealJMod (TheRealJMod), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:47 (10 years ago) Permalink

wtf do all of these new teenybopper disneykins have to record damn songs? i blame j-lo.

bill stevens (bscrubbins), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:47 (10 years ago) Permalink

I'll do it at the next FAP where someone had a camera, Gear.

tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:48 (10 years ago) Permalink

NB: Clicking on her tongue doesn't do anything, either.

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:49 (10 years ago) Permalink

From the article: On reaching voting age: "I'm not very politically involved. And I don't like to talk about it. I mean, if you say you're a Democrat, that'll turn off Republicans and that's half your fan base."

Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:49 (10 years ago) Permalink

See I'm hot, ready, and legal too.

Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:49 (10 years ago) Permalink

well, ready and legal anyway

Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:50 (10 years ago) Permalink

Lindsay kinda looks like Celine Dion up there.

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:51 (10 years ago) Permalink

Actually, I'm sort of cold today. It's rainy and damp. Although I think I have a fever, so maybe I am hot after all.

tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:52 (10 years ago) Permalink

are you READY for some LEGAL fever medication?

Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:53 (10 years ago) Permalink

OH BOY NYQUIL SHOTS TONIGHT!!!

tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:54 (10 years ago) Permalink

"Lindsay Lohan has been eighteen for just under a week when she tells me her breasts are real. I did not ask (gentlemen never do), though my reporting (discreet visual fact-checking, a goodbye hug) seems to confirm her statement."

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:54 (10 years ago) Permalink

does lindsay work for www.teenstogetbrokeninto.com or something?

i have no idea who she is.

thesplooge (thesplooge), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:55 (10 years ago) Permalink

That "reporting" comment is too fucking coy for words.

David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:55 (10 years ago) Permalink

Who wrote the story, and can we abuse them?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:58 (10 years ago) Permalink

click on the link.

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:59 (10 years ago) Permalink

"wrote"

Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:59 (10 years ago) Permalink

click on the link

Frightening thought.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:59 (10 years ago) Permalink

Rosemary I've got lots of Nyquil! I'll ship it overnight.

Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:59 (10 years ago) Permalink

don't blame me, Ned.

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:00 (10 years ago) Permalink

Oh, so YOU wrote it!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:00 (10 years ago) Permalink

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:01 (10 years ago) Permalink

I could think of a better pseudonym than MARK BINELLI.

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:01 (10 years ago) Permalink

haha, i thought the quote from the intro in this thread was a piss-take.

thesplooge (thesplooge), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:05 (10 years ago) Permalink

It sounds like Ms. Lohan has a wonderful homelife!

Ian c=====8 (orion), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:09 (10 years ago) Permalink

Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen
Forget those rumors about her breasts. Lindsay Lohan has risen to the top of the teen-star crop by keeping it real

Kingfish von Bandersnatch (Kingfish), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:26 (10 years ago) Permalink

Does that mean she only has one breast, but it's real?

Huck, Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:28 (10 years ago) Permalink

I wish Lindsay would quit it with the spray tan.

Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:37 (10 years ago) Permalink

What exactly is she known for in the first place?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:37 (10 years ago) Permalink

She'd be such a moon goddess if she were pale and freckly instead of orange and freckly. Oh and the frosty pink lips gotta go, too. And the eyeliner.

Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:38 (10 years ago) Permalink

Ned: title of the thread, minus "legal."

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:38 (10 years ago) Permalink

How quaint.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:39 (10 years ago) Permalink

She looks like a cat that's just sat on a buttplug. Doesn't do anything for me.

AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:39 (10 years ago) Permalink

I have positive feelings toward that picture

Treeship, Thursday, 18 July 2013 02:34 (1 year ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

only dogg forgives (Eazy), Sunday, 4 August 2013 17:54 (1 year ago) Permalink

I cant work with the fringe jacket, Lilo. Soz.

educate yourself to this reality (sunny successor), Monday, 5 August 2013 14:39 (1 year ago) Permalink

loving those boots

the pen is mightier than the penisword (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 5 August 2013 15:46 (1 year ago) Permalink

the fringe jacket is good.

Treeship, Monday, 5 August 2013 16:01 (1 year ago) Permalink

no its really really bad

educate yourself to this reality (sunny successor), Monday, 5 August 2013 19:08 (1 year ago) Permalink

it makes her look like her mom

educate yourself to this reality (sunny successor), Monday, 5 August 2013 19:09 (1 year ago) Permalink

I can't get with the old man sox and the gross sheen on the bag.

emilys., Wednesday, 7 August 2013 02:35 (1 year ago) Permalink

and the gross sheen on the bag.

Look, we're all having fun here but calling her names like that isn't healthy.

pplains, Wednesday, 7 August 2013 02:42 (1 year ago) Permalink

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Wednesday, 7 August 2013 15:30 (1 year ago) Permalink

Honestly she is WAY better than Chelsea Handler at this but for goodness sake sit up straight, Missy.

http://www.eonline.com/videos/210272/lindsay-lohan-pokes-fun-at-herself

educate yourself to this reality (sunny successor), Wednesday, 7 August 2013 16:03 (1 year ago) Permalink

um

I just remembered I really love Heartache All Over The World, you guys

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 7 August 2013 16:28 (1 year ago) Permalink

lool oops wrong thread

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 7 August 2013 16:28 (1 year ago) Permalink

surm, Monday, 12 August 2013 04:13 (1 year ago) Permalink

teal & orange :)

discreet, Monday, 12 August 2013 06:23 (1 year ago) Permalink

This is my sole source for lilo info, but she seems to be looking WAY healthier recently?

how's life, Monday, 12 August 2013 12:49 (1 year ago) Permalink

fresh out of rehab

"Max's Original Starship" Vol. 3 (sunny successor), Monday, 12 August 2013 13:49 (1 year ago) Permalink

lots to admire in the pic surm posted

For bodies we are ready to build pyramids (whatever), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 21:34 (1 year ago) Permalink

glad to be of service

surm, Wednesday, 14 August 2013 21:36 (1 year ago) Permalink

j., Sunday, 18 August 2013 02:29 (1 year ago) Permalink

adorable <3

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 18 August 2013 02:41 (1 year ago) Permalink

and he's good at lifting.

Mark G, Monday, 19 August 2013 08:50 (1 year ago) Permalink

essential resource: http://lindsaylohangoogleimagesearch.tumblr.com/

Z S, Monday, 26 August 2013 18:53 (1 year ago) Permalink

that site would be 100 times more essential if the archive went back to like 2006 or something

some dude, Monday, 26 August 2013 21:58 (1 year ago) Permalink

how is this not in the top results

awake the snorting citizens (discreet), Monday, 26 August 2013 23:53 (1 year ago) Permalink

grr how is the bikini ankle bracelet pic, you know the one, not in the top results

awake the snorting citizens (discreet), Monday, 26 August 2013 23:54 (1 year ago) Permalink

6 months pass...

Anyone else see the first Ep of the new series?

calstars, Thursday, 13 March 2014 22:13 (5 months ago) Permalink

lol r u surm

"Jiggle It" - 2 in a Zoo (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 14 March 2014 01:35 (5 months ago) Permalink

i did yes -- biggest takeaway, her pers assistant is awesome and a saint

johnny crunch, Friday, 14 March 2014 14:08 (5 months ago) Permalink

"Jiggle It" - 2 in a Zoo (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 27 March 2014 03:13 (5 months ago) Permalink

pwn

mookieproof, Thursday, 27 March 2014 03:15 (5 months ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

4 episodes in and this "docu-series" is really depressing

funny and lolexander (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 11 April 2014 18:56 (4 months ago) Permalink

ooh tell me more!

Mayor Manuel (La Lechera), Friday, 11 April 2014 19:05 (4 months ago) Permalink

not a lot of content. They spent an entire episode on her trying to get the keys to her new apartment. Not sure what I expected though. It's fun to try to spot the locations. The paparazzi are funny.

calstars, Friday, 11 April 2014 19:11 (4 months ago) Permalink

It would probably do a lot better if it was on any other platform other than the cable channel.

calstars, Friday, 11 April 2014 19:12 (4 months ago) Permalink

Reality gif series

Damnit Janet Weiss & The Riot Grrriel (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 11 April 2014 19:22 (4 months ago) Permalink

She just is, like, so fucking entitled and short-tempered, but talks about wanting to change, but shuts out ANYONE who challenges or pushes her in any way, like she is oblivious to the fact that change takes effort and is unpleasant and sometimes means doing something she doesn't want to do

Also talks constantly about all the "chaos" in her life but she totally perpetuates it, she constantly blames everyone else for everything and takes 0 responsibility, and she talks constantly about how angry it makes her when people "break their promises" but then cancels on an average of like 3 commitments per episode but always comes up with reasons for them that to her are completely valid

funny and lolexander (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 11 April 2014 20:17 (4 months ago) Permalink

The way she talked to her assistant, Matt, made me think that she is a horrible person.

Virginia Plain, Saturday, 12 April 2014 00:14 (4 months ago) Permalink

everyone in hollywood is a bastard to their assistant so this isnt unique behavior

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Saturday, 12 April 2014 00:16 (4 months ago) Permalink

haven't seen the new series but i always really want to make excuses for her.

très hip (Treeship), Saturday, 12 April 2014 00:23 (4 months ago) Permalink

the kind of media scrutiny she was subject to at an early age was really, really fucked up. there is an entire industry that caters to people who want her life to fall apart so they can have their own self-image validated or something. it's not clear to me what the appeal is of tmz, perez hilton, et al but it's hateful and sexist and a very new development and she's borne the brunt of it.

très hip (Treeship), Saturday, 12 April 2014 00:27 (4 months ago) Permalink

Shitty parents didn't help.

Damnit Janet Weiss & The Riot Grrriel (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 12 April 2014 00:29 (4 months ago) Permalink

yeah, i don't know what people want from her. cute and talented as linz was, ultimately she had a rough ticket.

très hip (Treeship), Saturday, 12 April 2014 00:32 (4 months ago) Permalink

treesh perez hilton wishes he was a very new development

Little Saint Hugh of Lincoln (nakhchivan), Saturday, 12 April 2014 00:42 (4 months ago) Permalink


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