what do you call a male mistress?

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Vampon.

― The Grand Took, Monday, 10 November 2003 11:38 (twenty years ago) link

Cicisbeo.

― cis (cis), Monday, 10 November 2003 11:51 (twenty years ago) link

concubine (note this is actually offical term in france, i tease a friend of mine as that what is on all his paperwork)

― H (Heruy), Monday, 10 November 2003 11:58 (twenty years ago) link

Idiot?

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Monday, 10 November 2003 12:37 (twenty years ago) link

bitch?

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Monday, 10 November 2003 12:38 (twenty years ago) link

bit on the side

― stevem (blueski), Monday, 10 November 2003 12:59 (twenty years ago) link

Bit of trouser?

― Citizen Kate (kate), Monday, 10 November 2003 13:00 (twenty years ago) link

boy #2

― penelope (penelope), Monday, 10 November 2003 13:12 (twenty years ago) link

First alternate?

― Matt (Matt), Monday, 10 November 2003 13:13 (twenty years ago) link

Whatever his name is?

― Matt (Matt), Monday, 10 November 2003 13:14 (twenty years ago) link

The Gimp

― smee (smee), Monday, 10 November 2003 13:14 (twenty years ago) link

bob

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Monday, 10 November 2003 13:15 (twenty years ago) link

filthy ho

― penelope (penelope), Monday, 10 November 2003 13:15 (twenty years ago) link

sloppy seconds

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Monday, 10 November 2003 13:17 (twenty years ago) link

Only if he himself has another bit on the side surely?

― Matt (Matt), Monday, 10 November 2003 13:20 (twenty years ago) link

In which case it should be Revolving Boy

― Matt (Matt), Monday, 10 November 2003 13:20 (twenty years ago) link

"a bit on the side" seconded.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Monday, 10 November 2003 13:21 (twenty years ago) link

Craigette.

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Monday, 10 November 2003 13:27 (twenty years ago) link

no he IS the sloppy seconds if he has to share a woman with another guy!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Monday, 10 November 2003 13:28 (twenty years ago) link

Surely he GETS sloppy seconds? Anyway, I still like Revolving Boy.

― Matt (Matt), Monday, 10 November 2003 13:32 (twenty years ago) link

Fancy Man

― Nicolars (Nicole), Monday, 10 November 2003 13:33 (twenty years ago) link

throbbing gristle

― penelope (penelope), Monday, 10 November 2003 13:34 (twenty years ago) link

oh either way, he is a sap

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Monday, 10 November 2003 13:35 (twenty years ago) link

Right, agreed. Sap it is. Can we compromise on Revolving Sap?

― Matt (Matt), Monday, 10 November 2003 13:36 (twenty years ago) link

Male Whore? Manslut?

― Jay Dee Sah Mon (Kingfish), Monday, 10 November 2003 13:55 (twenty years ago) link

Pudding Boy

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Monday, 10 November 2003 13:56 (twenty years ago) link

i guess misteress is too confusing...

― colette (a2lette), Monday, 10 November 2003 13:56 (twenty years ago) link

gruff-faced stableman?

― Jay Dee Sah Mon (Kingfish), Monday, 10 November 2003 13:56 (twenty years ago) link

Male Whore? Manslut?

I think you mean ManHo....

― smee (smee), Monday, 10 November 2003 13:57 (twenty years ago) link

MASTER

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Monday, 10 November 2003 14:02 (twenty years ago) link

MANHO

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 10 November 2003 14:03 (twenty years ago) link

http://recollectionbooks.com/bleed/images/makhno.gif

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Monday, 10 November 2003 14:05 (twenty years ago) link

Man In The Slips
Square-Leg Umpire

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Monday, 10 November 2003 14:11 (twenty years ago) link

_____o ______ington

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 10 November 2003 14:16 (twenty years ago) link

dude, it's Dave Foley as The Escapist!

― Jay Dee Sah Mon (Kingfish), Monday, 10 November 2003 14:31 (twenty years ago) link

Toyboy? Boytoy?

― Ben Mott (Ben Mott), Monday, 10 November 2003 14:45 (twenty years ago) link

Gigolo, if he's getting financial or other material rewards.

― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 10 November 2003 15:27 (twenty years ago) link

Auxiliary Sexgiver

― stevem (blueski), Monday, 10 November 2003 15:31 (twenty years ago) link

Mister -- as in "hey, gee, Mister, thanks for the orgasm!"

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Monday, 10 November 2003 16:23 (twenty years ago) link

I'm still boggling at the "male mistress" thing. Is your new boy a transvestite?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 10 November 2003 17:18 (twenty years ago) link

First Runner-Up

― Prude (Prude), Monday, 10 November 2003 17:44 (twenty years ago) link

i like kate's.

― typo acapulco (gcannon), Monday, 10 November 2003 17:57 (twenty years ago) link

Why? What's he like?

― Lara (Lara), Monday, 10 November 2003 18:00 (twenty years ago) link

mistrer

― A Nairn (moretap), Monday, 10 November 2003 18:01 (twenty years ago) link

bootycall

― donut bitch (donut), Monday, 10 November 2003 18:03 (twenty years ago) link

or mistertress?

― A Nairn (moretap), Monday, 10 November 2003 18:04 (twenty years ago) link

Back-door man?

― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 10 November 2003 18:04 (twenty years ago) link

Mr. Mistress!

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 10 November 2003 18:05 (twenty years ago) link

How about Billy?

― Lara (Lara), Monday, 10 November 2003 18:07 (twenty years ago) link

the correct term is "manwhore"

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Monday, 10 November 2003 19:05 (twenty years ago) link

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Paramour

― Oh No, It's Dadaismus (and His Endless Stupid Jokes) (Dada), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 15:27 (eighteen years ago) link

oh i dangle about like a motherfucker, lemme tellya

― geoff (gcannon), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 15:28 (eighteen years ago) link

No, a fannydangle is something else entirely.

― The Damp Is Rising (kate), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 15:29 (eighteen years ago) link

cad?
A man whose behavior is unprincipled or dishonorable

― not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 15:31 (eighteen years ago) link

a what now?

― geoff (gcannon), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 15:31 (eighteen years ago) link

I'd forgotten about this thread.

I still stand by Revolving Sap

― Matt (Matt), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 15:36 (eighteen years ago) link

Haha I can't stop laughing at "Auxiliary Sexgiver"

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 15:48 (eighteen years ago) link

Understudy

― James Ward (jamesmichaelward), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 15:49 (eighteen years ago) link

Stuntcock is my fave, but Manstress sounds quite good.

― Rumpie, Tuesday, 22 November 2005 15:50 (eighteen years ago) link

so he gets to put it in you whenever you're feeling randy while some other shmuck buys your tampons, deals with your day to day kvetching, and is browbeaten into going to Thanksgiving dinner with your obnoxious neocon family?

I'd call him smart.

― scourge of linden ave, Tuesday, 22 November 2005 16:18 (eighteen years ago) link

Then again, he's so Nov 10th 2003.

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 16:19 (eighteen years ago) link

This thread is two years old and nobody's come up with "Sancho" yet?

― Vlad Nauseam, Wednesday, 23 November 2005 00:24 (eighteen years ago) link

Nicolars is right - the correct expression is Fancy Man.

― moley (moley), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 00:51 (eighteen years ago) link

mister-ess

― j b everlovin' r (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 00:52 (eighteen years ago) link

(damn, someone beat me to it)

― j b everlovin' r (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 00:53 (eighteen years ago) link

A fancy man.

― Aimless (Aimless), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 01:58 (eighteen years ago) link

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 02:01 (eighteen years ago) link

Cocksman

― kingfish hobo juckie (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 02:14 (eighteen years ago) link

can't read the thread no time - but ILX junkien to the point of posting moments pre-flight - but the answer is "gigalo"

― Wiggy (Wiggy), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 05:57 (eighteen years ago) link

number one.

― tres letraj (tehresa), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 06:00 (eighteen years ago) link

Male Mistress, surely it's a Mattress.

― Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 08:47 (eighteen years ago) link

i'm very embarrassed about my post, above.

the answer is DAVE.

― CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 10:21 (eighteen years ago) link

Himstress

― bidfurd__, Wednesday, 23 November 2005 12:27 (eighteen years ago) link

Collette wins the "search the thread for the answer I would have posted" award for Misteress.

― Pete (Pete), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 12:40 (eighteen years ago) link

What's wrong with the unisex word "lover"?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 13:09 (eighteen years ago) link

Haha, the English language proves its poverty once again. We French of course have a word for this, "amant".

― Baaderonixx weaves a daisy chain for... SATAN!! (baaderonixx), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 14:18 (eighteen years ago) link

Isn't that the same as "lover"?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 14:20 (eighteen years ago) link

well it's only used for illicit male lovers - male mistresses - if you will.

― Baaderonixx weaves a daisy chain for... SATAN!! (baaderonixx), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 14:24 (eighteen years ago) link

Yeah, I think the Finnish word for lover, "rakastaja", is used in the same sense - always for illicit or at least dubious affairs. "Rakastettu" ("loved one") is the word for morally acceptable lovers.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 14:37 (eighteen years ago) link

"Your lover has been vetted by the People's Commissar for Sexing and found to be of the highest moral fiber. You may proceed."

― M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 14:51 (eighteen years ago) link

two years pass...

wangman

― gershy, Thursday, 20 March 2008 02:30 (sixteen years ago) link

I kinda thought a "mistress" was by definition a kept woman of a powerful/rich and married man, not just any woman a man has an affair with.

― Hurting 2, Thursday, 20 March 2008 02:31 (sixteen years ago) link

wagemann?

― John Justen, Thursday, 20 March 2008 02:33 (sixteen years ago) link

Roguish, rakish, and a scoundrel. Mmmmm.

― kenan, Thursday, 20 March 2008 05:32 (sixteen years ago) link

mattress

― latebloomer, Thursday, 20 March 2008 05:36 (sixteen years ago) link

blogger

― El Tomboto, Thursday, 20 March 2008 07:15 (sixteen years ago) link

Cicisbeo What a freaking awesome word, it's like a Cocteau Twins song title. Which is funny because they also have one called "My Love Paramour" .

― Trayce, Thursday, 20 March 2008 11:38 (sixteen years ago) link

background bonker

― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 20 March 2008 11:47 (sixteen years ago) link

mistermeanor

― estela, Thursday, 20 March 2008 12:01 (sixteen years ago) link

Special Reserve

― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 20 March 2008 12:17 (sixteen years ago) link

rules of cuckoldry and "getting away with it" discussed here -

http://freakytrigger.co.uk/lollards-podcast/2008/03/freaky-trigger-and-the-lollards-of-pop-series-2-week-17/

― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 20 March 2008 12:19 (sixteen years ago) link

concuboy

― slugbuggy, Thursday, 20 March 2008 14:43 (sixteen years ago) link

_____o ______ington
-- nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, November 10, 2003 2:16 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Link

i miss jess!

― nickalicious, Thursday, 20 March 2008 14:45 (sixteen years ago) link

― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 20 March 2008 14:52 (sixteen years ago) link

himbo

― valoss, Thursday, 20 March 2008 15:48 (sixteen years ago) link

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