Lindsay Lohan: "Hot, Ready, and Legal!"

pro-Fife

https://mayberrymeets.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/nip-it.jpg

~fiance drama~

didn't read anything about this but i stand with lindsay.

https://www.yahoo.com/celebrity/lindsay-lohan-almost-loses-finger-200726565.html

ok wow

http://nymag.com/thecut/2016/11/lindsay-lohan-adopts-insane-new-accent.html

lol this is so bizarre

https://www.buzzfeed.com/hayesbrown/lindsay-lohan-world-is-bigger-than-five?bffbmain&ref=bffbmain&utm_term=.cnYEJ7qRn#.xkpDBKEvq

weird

Linds as Annie Hall.

https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15027773_10153860615476216_3370538162654145519_n.jpg?oh=d5e099c02756417fe47537f922378de6&oe=58CF47C2

La-De-LiLo

converted to islam lol

inshah allah

otm

i for one support lindsay lohan's sincere and deeply-held religious beliefs and wish her all the best in her new spiritual life

aw, that Annie Hall picture is nice. Is it recent ?
Everytime this thread pops up, I expect some new low for her...

If it keeps her on the wagon, it's all good.

https://s30.postimg.org/ey04gxto1/IMG_0058.jpg

Would make quite a nice family photograph.

wtf

The badges were apparently presented by Lohan to Erdogan and say 'the world is bigger than five', referring to the five permanent members of the security council. idk where Bana Alabed fits in to it all. Maybe she liked Mean Girls.

i just realised we're living in a world where lindsay lohan is probably better-informed about world affairs than the president of the usa and i think i need to go and have a nice lie down somewhere dark and quiet

Idk I am not necessarily impressed with her love of the Erdogan regime

i didn't say she was well-informed

i do feel like if she were given a national security briefing, she would listen to it

a us briefing or turkey one?

whatever, i just think she would try to take her responsibility seriously!

okay so lilo is locked in for her 2020 presidential run, who's gonna be her vp?

I'll do it why not nothing matters

I Appresh Treesh

She will not be ready and legal by 2020 guys.

she's six months too young, sad

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/worldviews/wp/2017/02/21/lindsay-lohan-claims-she-was-racially-profiled-over-a-headscarf-at-london-airport/

On “Good Morning Britain” on Tuesday, Lohan said that learning about different cultures and beliefs is something that “feeds my soul.” After repeated questions from Morgan, she said she reads an English translation of the Muslim holy book regularly but declined to say whether she was converting to Islam.

“I think that me studying the Koran is something that I've found a solace in,” Lohan said. “I just study it. Nothing is confirmed yet.”

Morgan asked her why she was “reluctant” to say either way whether she was “in the process” of converting.

“It's a consideration I have,” Lohan said. " … I don't want to speak on something that I haven't finished yet.”

Note: Not addressed at any point during the Tuesday morning interview was Lohan's curious new and unclassifiable accent.

Her old accent wasn't natural.

Accents are accent, what the heck.

I saw the interview, accent was vaguely English, unremarkable I would say

Accents are accents, typo fix.

Reasons Why 45 Is Gross, #129875 (In A Continuing Series): http://money.cnn.com/2016/10/14/media/donald-trump-on-lindsay-lohan/

"Can you imagine the sex with this troubled teen?" said Stern.

"Yeah, you're probably right," Trump said. "She's probably deeply troubled and therefore great in bed. How come the deeply troubled women, you know, deeply, deeply troubled, they're always the best in bed?"

Puke

money.cnn.com

as in, on the

"THIS IS our president. Stop #bullying him & start trusting him. Thank you personally for supporting #THEUSA
— Lindsay Lohan (@lindsaylohan) July 4, 2017"

http://www.sfgate.com/entertainment/the-wrap/article/Lindsay-Lohan-Defends-President-Trump-Stop-11267405.php

Wonder if she's read the quote four posts above. Celebity ouroboros.

I expected better judgment from Lindsay Lohan, very disappointed

Jesus God that Trump quote from Stern.

Been quiet, thesedays...

It's been a whole week since a fawning NYT profile about her, and a day since she allegedly bragged at having a rival nightclub shut down for tax evasion

Hot, Ready, and Snitchin'

sic’s lilo google alerts finally pay off

lilo & sic

"Lindsay Lohan, speaking in Middle Eastern accent, tries to kidnap homeless kids and gets punched in face"

headline undersells it, if anything

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