official noise board thread for korean abdul-jabbar, the vice magazine mormon grifter

biting him with their hands

this is a lolocaust that cannot be denied

i "know" several people on that "look at this fucking hipster" blog. customers.

you sell faberge eggs?

i "know" several people on that "look at this fucking hipster" blog. customers.

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Going to work for you must be like having your doorbell rung 200 times on asshole halloween

see also: riding the L train

xp no, i sell cystal & blow.

i did not hear this story until lunch @ WFMU today.

yeah i don't get it with this story - aren't there like 1,000,000,000 girls like this in new york?

there are 1,000,000,000 mawjobs in the naked city. this has been one of them.

"yeah i don't get it with this story - aren't there like 1,000,000,000 girls like this in new york?"

You know Tracer you can start your own threads about each of them if you want.

what's all the foofaraw

tracer bro we kind of covered that get with the times

http://nervous.org/images/200904/grifter2.jpg

she's at whole foods!!!!!

"foofrmaw"

2nite kept lookin at lil asian girls thinking are people asking u if youre her are people asking u if people think youre her does anyone care ~ lyfe in hall dog city

2nite kept lookin at lil asian girls thinking u should be in jail

^ narc

BCO is comprised of 20-something tattooed vegans from williamsburg. Noize board is comprised of 30-something shut-ins from south brooklyn and queens. Of course they'd have more to say on the subject.

im 23!

maybe you're not really noize ; )

burn

you're an old soul, max.

hipsterrunoff is generally whatever, but this did make me lol:

http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd120/hipsterrunoff/photographs/20090416-d1x7335q4ia4sqcf4jt8s6q7xd.jpg

lol 'body cancer' in that film

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=180348038217#ht_722wt_77

"rare"

ping pong

I thought she was hilarious, I was eating a steak.

dr mawjobius

http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd120/hipsterrunoff/photographs/HIPSTER-GRIFTER-BINGO.jpg

i think BCO is mostly philly peeps who are obsessed with williamsburg

http://www.flickr.com/photos/gb/3445014119/in/set-72157616731353605/

Included to show right wrist tattoo's presence.

hexadecima says:
It says something in French that says "Drugs shall not pass through these veins"...I used to be a her best friend...until she started being shitty.

http://www.drivenbyboredom.com/kari-ferrell-nude/

dig the tattoo. wns

whats with her armpit in that couch pic

maybe a cancerous tumor?

i've known a few people like this. my first instinct is generally to run away; even if i don't run away i keep them way the fuck at arms' length and certainly don't loan them money, trust them with anything valuable/important, let them hang out at my home, etc.

which is to say i don't have too much sympathy for the horny azn-fetish beardos who got taken in by this girl. grow one brain, jeez.

Beardos are still going to get taken by this girl, even with all the publicity, just like people still call Phil Hendrie to talk to Ted Bell.

if she goes to prison will there be hipster guys sending her love letters?

The Williamsbeard Redemption

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i hate all of u

HA

don't blame the victims canks

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hstencil posted this on April 20th, 2009 @ 8:30:21 pm
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* i went on a couple dates in i think 2002 with a (non-AZN, non-VICE-employed) girl who then claimed to have cancer for the reason as why we didn't date further. thankfully, she never asked me for money, and i managed to get my flask back from the time i mistakenly left it at her apartment. illness-fakers are seriously strange people, though. i'd see her about once every six months around brooklyn after that, for the next 5 years.

IT WAS MADE PRETTY CLEAR THAT THIS WAS A JOKE AND YOU ALMOST STABBED YOURSELF IN THE FACE LIKE A HULKAMANIAC TRYING TO TELL ME I'M A DOUCHE FOR *ACTUALLY* CLAIMING I HAD CANCER.

wait velko did stence put his dong in u

in me hallway

damn i mean i dont want 2 pick on u but when were u molested honey :(

read that as "in me halfway"