On second thought, she should try to cash in on this and start a band, pronto.
― The brash tweedy impertinence of Detective Freamon (forksclovetofu), Friday, 17 April 2009 00:56 (fifteen years ago) link
she'll give u head
― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Friday, 17 April 2009 00:56 (fifteen years ago) link
that was an xp ;)
or possibly not
she'll give me magic johnson aids
― someone who is aware how stupid the net is (harbl), Friday, 17 April 2009 00:57 (fifteen years ago) link
best kind, imo
― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Friday, 17 April 2009 00:57 (fifteen years ago) link
koreaids
― Isiah Dumbass (Dr. Phil), Friday, 17 April 2009 01:00 (fifteen years ago) link
poweraids
― Ømår Littel (Jordan), Friday, 17 April 2009 04:04 (fifteen years ago) link
the hipster runoff post regarding this crazy girl is quite powerful, recommended
― I can dance, shake tambourines, tell jokes... (ice cr?m), Friday, 17 April 2009 04:13 (fifteen years ago) link
thanks carles
― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Friday, 17 April 2009 04:15 (fifteen years ago) link
btw there is a crazy drunk girl outside my window fighting so loud w/her boyfriend in miami over the phone - srsly i can hear every word three stories up - fyi he has humiliated her by canceling her trip to miami
― I can dance, shake tambourines, tell jokes... (ice cr?m), Friday, 17 April 2009 04:18 (fifteen years ago) link
oh snap
― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Friday, 17 April 2009 04:20 (fifteen years ago) link
cant tell if shes hot - she sounds hot based on all the whining going down
― I can dance, shake tambourines, tell jokes... (ice cr?m), Friday, 17 April 2009 04:22 (fifteen years ago) link
dude u have a window
― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Friday, 17 April 2009 04:22 (fifteen years ago) link
yah i tried to see her but i could not maybe if i stuck my head out the window but theres pretty much a plant in the way - anyway she is done now
― I can dance, shake tambourines, tell jokes... (ice cr?m), Friday, 17 April 2009 04:26 (fifteen years ago) link
― (*ﾟーﾟ)θ L(。･＿･) °~ヾ(･ε･ *) (Steve Shasta), Friday, 17 April 2009 04:51 (fifteen years ago) link
^ korean keith moon meets rockers uptown ^
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Friday, 17 April 2009 12:43 (fifteen years ago) link
i am 4 degrees from hipstergrifter, y'all. met someone who knows someone that went to highschool w/her last night. they said she was an annoying bitch.
― (jaxon) ( .) ( .) (jaxon), Friday, 17 April 2009 17:25 (fifteen years ago) link
lol, no one's going to do the "she's really sweet once you get to know her" defense with this woman after this blogstorm
― I can sit in my car all day, and that doesn't make me a car. (HI DERE), Friday, 17 April 2009 17:33 (fifteen years ago) link
She was great before she got cancer, I hear.
― Alex in SF, Friday, 17 April 2009 17:45 (fifteen years ago) link
dude lemme just say there is ALWAYS a guy out there who can be convinced by a moderately decent looking girl who is willing to HJ him with her maw
― macarooni (omar little), Friday, 17 April 2009 17:46 (fifteen years ago) link
handmaw?
― The brash tweedy impertinence of Detective Freamon (forksclovetofu), Friday, 17 April 2009 17:49 (fifteen years ago) link
i am still totally not over that phrase. i don't think i ever will be. it's just too hard to parse.
― call all destroyer, Friday, 17 April 2009 17:54 (fifteen years ago) link
Handjob with my mouth? What's hard to parse about it?
― Alex in SF, Friday, 17 April 2009 17:54 (fifteen years ago) link
"footrace in my car"
― The brash tweedy impertinence of Detective Freamon (forksclovetofu), Friday, 17 April 2009 17:55 (fifteen years ago) link
Not a big Fred Flinstone fan, eh.
― Alex in SF, Friday, 17 April 2009 17:56 (fifteen years ago) link
ok alex that is some n/l contrarianism, well done my friend.
― call all destroyer, Friday, 17 April 2009 17:56 (fifteen years ago) link
I'm not over the phrase myself btw, but that's cuz it's brilliant. Just like Korean Abdul Jabbar.
― Alex in SF, Friday, 17 April 2009 17:59 (fifteen years ago) link
"vice magazine mormon"
― The brash tweedy impertinence of Detective Freamon (forksclovetofu), Friday, 17 April 2009 18:02 (fifteen years ago) link
mawjob
― someone who is aware how stupid the net is (harbl), Friday, 17 April 2009 18:06 (fifteen years ago) link
ponzi kimchee vicemag grifster williamsburglar
― (*ﾟーﾟ)θ L(。･＿･) °~ヾ(･ε･ *) (Steve Shasta), Friday, 17 April 2009 18:10 (fifteen years ago) link
glifesterburgrar
― moonship journey to baja, Friday, 17 April 2009 19:03 (fifteen years ago) link
glifesterburgrarawjob
― cool app (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 17 April 2009 19:08 (fifteen years ago) link
williamsburglar mawjob is going to be my new nom de crime
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Friday, 17 April 2009 19:09 (fifteen years ago) link
mr. mawjob is already halfway to a bond villain
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Friday, 17 April 2009 19:10 (fifteen years ago) link
well at least i went 27 years without hearing "mawjob", it was a good run.
― Ømår Littel (Jordan), Friday, 17 April 2009 19:13 (fifteen years ago) link
rip mawjob innocence
― call all destroyer, Friday, 17 April 2009 19:14 (fifteen years ago) link
you might say that kari ferrell "grifted" your mawjob innocence
― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Friday, 17 April 2009 19:15 (fifteen years ago) link
no innocence for the young mawbblets of today
― cool app (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 17 April 2009 19:16 (fifteen years ago) link
I once walked in on a roommate getting mawed
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Friday, 17 April 2009 19:17 (fifteen years ago) link
it's a dirty mawjob but someone's got to do it
― Ømår Littel (Jordan), Friday, 17 April 2009 19:17 (fifteen years ago) link
flash mawbbed
― macarooni (omar little), Friday, 17 April 2009 19:17 (fifteen years ago) link
we did get 'williamsburglar' out of the deal, that's a plus
― goole, Friday, 17 April 2009 19:17 (fifteen years ago) link
hipster cousin of the hamburglar
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Friday, 17 April 2009 19:18 (fifteen years ago) link
hamburglar stayed back in ohio, got his girlfriend preggers
hotdog in my hallburglar
― moonship journey to baja, Friday, 17 April 2009 19:21 (fifteen years ago) link
take mawjob and shove it I ain't working here no more
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Friday, 17 April 2009 19:23 (fifteen years ago) link
for this we sacrificed a solid run of osteopathy humor?
― The brash tweedy impertinence of Detective Freamon (forksclovetofu), Friday, 17 April 2009 19:26 (fifteen years ago) link
its maw'b rule
― cool app (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 17 April 2009 19:27 (fifteen years ago) link
why the fuck did I post that