official noise board thread for korean abdul-jabbar, the vice magazine mormon grifter

ppl like this never kill themselves

seriously all she's gotta do is find some sad sexless bastard and tell him a sob story and she'll be able to anne frank it for a few months

what if someone else kills her?

vigilante justice

Four people told me this story today; she better lay low for about a week.

i don't want to kill her, fwiw

if this occurred in l.a., this would be the perfect weekend to go on the run what with everyone in her sort of social scene booking it to coachella

i have an anne frank closet in my apartment and no one told me this story today

i don't want to harbor a fugitive though, especially not this one

On second thought, she should try to cash in on this and start a band, pronto.

she'll give u head

that was an xp ;)

or possibly not

she'll give me magic johnson aids

best kind, imo

koreaids

poweraids

the hipster runoff post regarding this crazy girl is quite powerful, recommended

thanks carles

btw there is a crazy drunk girl outside my window fighting so loud w/her boyfriend in miami over the phone - srsly i can hear every word three stories up - fyi he has humiliated her by canceling her trip to miami

oh snap

cant tell if shes hot - she sounds hot based on all the whining going down

dude u have a window

yah i tried to see her but i could not maybe if i stuck my head out the window but theres pretty much a plant in the way - anyway she is done now

^ korean keith moon meets rockers uptown ^

i am 4 degrees from hipstergrifter, y'all. met someone who knows someone that went to highschool w/her last night. they said she was an annoying bitch.

lol, no one's going to do the "she's really sweet once you get to know her" defense with this woman after this blogstorm

She was great before she got cancer, I hear.

dude lemme just say there is ALWAYS a guy out there who can be convinced by a moderately decent looking girl who is willing to HJ him with her maw

handmaw?

i am still totally not over that phrase. i don't think i ever will be. it's just too hard to parse.

Handjob with my mouth? What's hard to parse about it?

"footrace in my car"

Not a big Fred Flinstone fan, eh.

ok alex that is some n/l contrarianism, well done my friend.

I'm not over the phrase myself btw, but that's cuz it's brilliant. Just like Korean Abdul Jabbar.

"vice magazine mormon"

mawjob

ponzi kimchee vicemag grifster williamsburglar

glifesterburgrar

glifesterburgrarawjob

williamsburglar mawjob is going to be my new nom de crime

mr. mawjob is already halfway to a bond villain

well at least i went 27 years without hearing "mawjob", it was a good run.

rip mawjob innocence

you might say that kari ferrell "grifted" your mawjob innocence

no innocence for the young mawbblets of today

I once walked in on a roommate getting mawed

it's a dirty mawjob but someone's got to do it