official noise board thread for korean abdul-jabbar, the vice magazine mormon grifter

omg you guys

"no one gives $ to people in turtlenecks"

No one is going to give $ to a korean hipsters for a while now, chest tattoo or no.

without it she could probably blend in, disappear, you'd never see her again.

― Ømår Littel (Jordan), Thursday, April 16, 2009 6:10 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

kari farrell rhymes with perry farrell who was in a band called jane's addiction so maybe that's actually her real name and she used to be in a four-piece in skokie, illinois!!!

Hah who am I kidding. Someone is probably cashing a check for her cancer-ridden ass right now.

"without it she could probably blend in, disappear, you'd never see her again."

The korean hipster Keyser Soze.

i already made that joke >:(

ice cram's been quiet for awhile on this, maybe he's already working on the grift?

he does have a beard, you know

i look forward to hearing about his bearded, eagle tattoo adventures

i was thinking more the korean marcus brody

yea me too

KAJ speaks a dozen languages knows every local custom etc

really not a fan of chest tats on the ladies

― goole, Thursday, April 16, 2009 6:56 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

big fan of chest tits tho am i right fellas who doesnt like a chest tit

4/10

when is she gonna turn herself in

or get caught or kill herself those are the 3 things that can happen

ppl like this never kill themselves

seriously all she's gotta do is find some sad sexless bastard and tell him a sob story and she'll be able to anne frank it for a few months

what if someone else kills her?

vigilante justice

Four people told me this story today; she better lay low for about a week.

i don't want to kill her, fwiw

if this occurred in l.a., this would be the perfect weekend to go on the run what with everyone in her sort of social scene booking it to coachella

i have an anne frank closet in my apartment and no one told me this story today

i don't want to harbor a fugitive though, especially not this one

On second thought, she should try to cash in on this and start a band, pronto.

she'll give u head

that was an xp ;)

or possibly not

she'll give me magic johnson aids

best kind, imo

koreaids

poweraids

the hipster runoff post regarding this crazy girl is quite powerful, recommended

thanks carles

btw there is a crazy drunk girl outside my window fighting so loud w/her boyfriend in miami over the phone - srsly i can hear every word three stories up - fyi he has humiliated her by canceling her trip to miami

oh snap

cant tell if shes hot - she sounds hot based on all the whining going down

dude u have a window

yah i tried to see her but i could not maybe if i stuck my head out the window but theres pretty much a plant in the way - anyway she is done now

^ korean keith moon meets rockers uptown ^

i am 4 degrees from hipstergrifter, y'all. met someone who knows someone that went to highschool w/her last night. they said she was an annoying bitch.

lol, no one's going to do the "she's really sweet once you get to know her" defense with this woman after this blogstorm

She was great before she got cancer, I hear.

dude lemme just say there is ALWAYS a guy out there who can be convinced by a moderately decent looking girl who is willing to HJ him with her maw

handmaw?

i am still totally not over that phrase. i don't think i ever will be. it's just too hard to parse.

Handjob with my mouth? What's hard to parse about it?

"footrace in my car"