official noise board thread for korean abdul-jabbar, the vice magazine mormon grifter

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;-)

someone who is aware how stupid the net is (harbl), Thursday, 16 April 2009 21:46 (fifteen years ago) link

it's my pathion

angry, vegan, straight-edge, beat a few girls in my life (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 16 April 2009 21:47 (fifteen years ago) link

ostensibly, it is

Mr. Que, Thursday, 16 April 2009 21:48 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.deepingosteopaths.com/img/Osteopath_4.jpg

Neotropical pygmy squirrel, Thursday, 16 April 2009 21:52 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.spinefix.co.uk/images/4%20-%20tspine.jpg

Neotropical pygmy squirrel, Thursday, 16 April 2009 21:53 (fifteen years ago) link

christ

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Thursday, 16 April 2009 21:54 (fifteen years ago) link

grifter love
yeah
oste-o-e-o
i think i wanna bone ya (bone ya)

The brash tweedy impertinence of Detective Freamon (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 16 April 2009 21:55 (fifteen years ago) link

trying to think of a grifter/osteopath joke but i'm strugglin

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Thursday, 16 April 2009 21:56 (fifteen years ago) link

it appears as if this thread's hot dog has traveled down the wrong hall

starsky and what (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 16 April 2009 21:57 (fifteen years ago) link

there are many hot dogs. . . many halls. . .

Mr. Que, Thursday, 16 April 2009 21:58 (fifteen years ago) link

ok can we resume

cutty, Thursday, 16 April 2009 22:12 (fifteen years ago) link

hehe

Alex in SF, Thursday, 16 April 2009 22:13 (fifteen years ago) link

hipsterrunoff

Plaxico (I know, right?), Thursday, 16 April 2009 22:13 (fifteen years ago) link

her photobucket is closed down already

(jaxon) ( .) ( .) (jaxon), Thursday, 16 April 2009 22:40 (fifteen years ago) link

4chan's probably scraped it already

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Thursday, 16 April 2009 22:42 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.foundmagazine.com/comments/322

^^^down at the bottom of the page

fucken cumlord (omar little), Thursday, 16 April 2009 22:45 (fifteen years ago) link

Read the following as dramatically as you're able:

Korean Abdul Jabbar- 22 year old (fe)male, events coordinator for hipster magazine, professional craigslist room share ad author. Likes watching Full House ...
newyork.craigslist.org/brk/roo/1101542447.html - Similar pages

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fucken cumlord (omar little), Thursday, 16 April 2009 22:46 (fifteen years ago) link

you are on the case!

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Thursday, 16 April 2009 22:47 (fifteen years ago) link

does this tattoo look familiar? o_O

http://glassesglasses.org/archive/vol1/

fucken cumlord (omar little), Thursday, 16 April 2009 22:48 (fifteen years ago) link

i have seen like three hipster chicks ~today~ with wingéd stuff across their chest, so

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Thursday, 16 April 2009 22:50 (fifteen years ago) link

That's the same tattoo.

Alex in SF, Thursday, 16 April 2009 22:50 (fifteen years ago) link

do all these hipster chicks share the same neck mole?

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/2009/04/custom_1239891426640_kf9.jpg

fucken cumlord (omar little), Thursday, 16 April 2009 22:51 (fifteen years ago) link

oh ok

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Thursday, 16 April 2009 22:51 (fifteen years ago) link

really not a fan of chest tats on the ladies

goole, Thursday, 16 April 2009 22:56 (fifteen years ago) link

i am :-/

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Thursday, 16 April 2009 22:59 (fifteen years ago) link

at least while they're still in their 20s

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Thursday, 16 April 2009 22:59 (fifteen years ago) link

hey more for you bro!

xp ha

goole, Thursday, 16 April 2009 22:59 (fifteen years ago) link

I think they are pretty sweet actually. Hers is really nice. Wonder how many bad checks she had to write for it.

Alex in SF, Thursday, 16 April 2009 23:00 (fifteen years ago) link

three mouth handjobs, prob

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Thursday, 16 April 2009 23:03 (fifteen years ago) link

^^currency of the future

Mr. Que, Thursday, 16 April 2009 23:05 (fifteen years ago) link

Brooklyn ahead of the curve in the new economy.

Alex in SF, Thursday, 16 April 2009 23:06 (fifteen years ago) link

wonder if she's regretting that giant chest tattoo now. without it she could probably blend in, disappear, you'd never see her again.

Ømår Littel (Jordan), Thursday, 16 April 2009 23:10 (fifteen years ago) link

That's what turtle-necks are for, Jordan.

Alex in SF, Thursday, 16 April 2009 23:11 (fifteen years ago) link

And burkas.

Alex in SF, Thursday, 16 April 2009 23:11 (fifteen years ago) link

no one gives $ to people in turtlenecks

Ømår Littel (Jordan), Thursday, 16 April 2009 23:11 (fifteen years ago) link

omg you guys

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Thursday, 16 April 2009 23:12 (fifteen years ago) link

"no one gives $ to people in turtlenecks"

No one is going to give $ to a korean hipsters for a while now, chest tattoo or no.

Alex in SF, Thursday, 16 April 2009 23:13 (fifteen years ago) link

without it she could probably blend in, disappear, you'd never see her again.

― Ømår Littel (Jordan), Thursday, April 16, 2009 6:10 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

kari farrell rhymes with perry farrell who was in a band called jane's addiction so maybe that's actually her real name and she used to be in a four-piece in skokie, illinois!!!

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Thursday, 16 April 2009 23:14 (fifteen years ago) link

Hah who am I kidding. Someone is probably cashing a check for her cancer-ridden ass right now.

Alex in SF, Thursday, 16 April 2009 23:14 (fifteen years ago) link

"without it she could probably blend in, disappear, you'd never see her again."

The korean hipster Keyser Soze.

Alex in SF, Thursday, 16 April 2009 23:15 (fifteen years ago) link

i already made that joke >:(

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Thursday, 16 April 2009 23:15 (fifteen years ago) link

ice cram's been quiet for awhile on this, maybe he's already working on the grift?

fucken cumlord (omar little), Thursday, 16 April 2009 23:16 (fifteen years ago) link

he does have a beard, you know

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Thursday, 16 April 2009 23:18 (fifteen years ago) link

i look forward to hearing about his bearded, eagle tattoo adventures

Mr. Que, Thursday, 16 April 2009 23:19 (fifteen years ago) link

i was thinking more the korean marcus brody

Ømår Littel (Jordan), Friday, 17 April 2009 00:13 (fifteen years ago) link

yea me too

mark cl, Friday, 17 April 2009 00:17 (fifteen years ago) link

KAJ speaks a dozen languages knows every local custom etc

mark cl, Friday, 17 April 2009 00:19 (fifteen years ago) link


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